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  1. celestialerror* celestialerror*
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2014 11:17pm UTC
    You said you love me to
    the moon,
    and back;
    but along the way,
    you got distracted
    by a prettier star.
    —(DS)

  2. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2014 4:36pm UTC
    "no i don’t like disney it’s for kids" you need to bibbity bobbity back the f/ck up out of my life

  3. Johanna Mason* Johanna Mason*
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2014 12:40am UTC
    Happy Birthday, Zayn!!!!

  4. AnotherGirlW/oASharperKnife* AnotherGirlW/oASharperKnife*
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2013 3:25am UTC
    Supernatural:
    Dean: Ahhhh finally, i'll have a cheeseburger............ extra onions
    Hendrixen: oh you think your funny
    Dean: I think Im adorable.
    Well Dean you are unfreakinbelievably adorable

  5. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2013 4:30pm UTC
    Take a
    step back.
    Look at yourself. You are human. You are beautiful.
    You are so beautiful, and you can be anything you want.
    You can be everything. Do not hate everyone
    because someone broke your heart,
    or because your parents split up, or your
    best friend betrayed you, your father hit you,
    the kid down the street called you fat, ugly,
    stupid, worthless. Do not concern yourself
    with things you cannot control. Cry when
    you need to then let go when it's time.
    Don't hang onto painful memories just
    because you're afraid to forget. Let go of
    the things for granted. Stop taking life for
    granted. Live for something. Live for yourself.
    Fall in love. Fall out of love. Fall in love.
    Fall out of love. Do this over and over until you know
    what it really is to love someone. Question things.
    Tell people how you really feel. Sleep under the
    stars. Create. Imagine. Inspire. Share
    something wonderful. Meet new people.
    Make someone's day. Follow your dreams.
    Live your life to it's full postenial. Just live.
    Let go of all of the horrible things in your
    life and live. And one day. When you're old.
    Look back with no regrets.

  6. SierraIrene_13 SierraIrene_13
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2012 9:53am UTC
    I want a penpal.
    Someone i can e-mail with during school and just have a conversation with and meet someone new.
    Comment your e-mail address.
    :)

  7. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2013 6:56pm UTC
    roses are red
    violets are blue
    sunflowers are yellow
    i bet you were expecting something romantic.
    but no, this is just gardening facts.

  8. _superwhitegirlproblems _superwhitegirlproblems
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2013 2:17pm UTC
    Super White Girl Problems #2193
    When you're trying to be
    all flirty with your crush and then
    he points out that you have a
    huge gob of mascara just
    chilling in the corner of your eye.
    tumblr

  9. Ash_leigh* Ash_leigh*
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2013 1:36pm UTC
    Doctor: The more colorful your diet is, the healthier you will be.
    Me: *eats bag of jellybeans*
    Me: Nailed it

  10. roseth0rn roseth0rn
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2013 10:02am UTC
    A girl's laugh
    is much more cheerful's then a boys.
    But a boy's cry
    Has more meaning then a girls.

  11. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2013 4:13pm UTC
    An arrow
    can be shot only by pulling it backward.
    So when life is dragging you back with difficulties,
    it means that it’s going to launch you into something great.

  12. EmilyxLovesxU EmilyxLovesxU
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2013 4:12pm UTC
    At the Brit Awards imagine if...
    Taylor was about to sit down,
    Then Harry pulls her chair away
    She falls and he shouts:
    "Now you're lying on the cold hard ground"
    omg.

  13. ThatWeirdGirl* ThatWeirdGirl*
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2013 8:58pm UTC
    Does anyone else remember the show,
    Avatar: The Last Airbender?
    Did anyone else have a crush on Prince Zuko,
    or is it just me?

  14. OhHoePlease OhHoePlease
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2013 7:47pm UTC
    To realize the value of one year,
    ask a student who failed a grade.
    To realize the vallue of one month,
    ask a mother who gave birth to a premature baby.
    To realize the value of one week,
    ask the editor of a weekly newspaper.
    To realize the value of one day,
    ask the person who was born on February 29th.
    To realize the value of one hour,
    ask the lovers who are waiting to meet.
    To realize the value of one minute,
    ask the person who missed the train.
    To realize the value of one second,
    ask a person who just avoided an accident.
    To realize the value of one millisecond,
    ask the person who won a silver medal in the Olympics.

    format by ohhoeplease

  15. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2013 1:33pm UTC
    DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW NED IS SURVIVING HIGH SCHOOL?
    I HAVEN'T HEARD A WORD FROM HIM SINCE THE END OF EIGHTH GRADE AND I'M STARTING TO WORRY

  16. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2013 6:38pm UTC
    I'm a teenage girl.
    My BFF Becky texts and says she's kissed Johnny. Well that's a problem cause, I like Johnny. Now, I'm emotionally compromised. Whoopsies. I'm all "OMG, Becky's not even hot."
    -Mayhem (Allstate Commercial)

  17. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2013 6:41pm UTC
    so he calls me up and he’s like “i still love you” and i’m like “wait are you joe, taylor, lucas, john, cory, toby, jake, zac, garrett, eddie, conor, patrick, or harry?”

  18. karen_estephani karen_estephani
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2013 11:55am UTC
    once you grow feelings, they'll never go away. you may not like the person anymore, but you will ALWAYS care for them, one way or another. it's a seimple fact, and common sense.

  19. FelicisFeather FelicisFeather
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2013 5:34pm UTC
    awkwardly saying "Happy Birthday"
    to your ex boyfriend at school today.

  20. gab* gab*
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2013 8:03pm UTC
    ~format by gabikk~
    I get it, okay?
    I already f%.cking get it. I'm not good enough for you; not pretty enough, not smart enough, not normal enough. You don't like me, you like her. I'm creepy, I'm annoying. I get it; you can stop saying stuff about me to my friend now. And yet you think I still like you. Hah, please. At first I thought I was the problem, but now I see--you're a huge jerk no matter how much you try to deny it.You've lied to me countless times, you are so two faced and fake; you act like you don't even say anything about me and try to be all friendly. But I already know what you tell other people and I don't even want to know what you keep to yourself about me because it's probably even worse. This has gone on for too long, so just stop talking to me and stop talking about me, just leave me alone because
    I'm done with you.

:)

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