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pleasespeaktomyface
posted a quote
April 30, 2012 3:11pm UTC

Giving Gum to a Friend
is like a drug deal. "You didn't see anything, you didn't hear anything, and you didn't get it from me!"

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TakeYourHandInMine_ItsOursTonight
posted a quote
April 29, 2012 9:28pm UTC

dear face wash commercials-
NOBODY actually splashes water on their
faces like that.
sincerely,
my whole bathroom floor is wet.

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emily626
posted a quote
April 29, 2012 10:11pm UTC

Patrick: Seems like we've been walking forever!
Squidward: You've only took three steps.
Patrick: felt like four..♥
Format by Sandrasaurus

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audreeyheeree
posted a quote
April 29, 2012 9:41pm UTC

Niall: today was a long week for us
its ok Niall, this month was a long year for me too...♥

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iluhyoux
posted a quote
April 29, 2012 9:50pm UTC

Dear Old Ladies;
Please stop looking disgusted, I'm just holding him while my mom finishes shopping..
Sincerely; THIS IS MY BABY BROTHER!
Credit to dearblankpleaseblank

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itsallie0x
posted a quote
April 29, 2012 9:41pm UTC

Elementary School: Everyone is my friend! I love everyone!
Middle School: I love my group of friends!
Highschool: What are friends
nmq/f

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Marie1388
posted a quote
April 28, 2012 3:20pm UTC

"The words you'll most regret
Are the ones that are left unsaid."
-Taylor Swift ♥

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loveishope123
posted a quote
April 28, 2012 10:44pm UTC

My little sister: *gets yogurt out of the fridge*
My mom: "What do you want that for.??"
Me: *thinking *(What do you think she wants it for.?? to build a bomb.??)
My little sister: TO EAT.!!!!
lol gotta love my family.

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too_much-swag*
posted a quote
April 29, 2012 5:41am UTC

Somewhere Throughout The Day,
You smile and walk away <3
And all I can think to do,
Is to follow you.

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xPoptartStealerx
posted a quote
April 29, 2012 4:59pm UTC

$19.99
Because $20.00 is an outrageous amount of money
nmq

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roseflower98
posted a quote
April 29, 2012 5:03pm UTC

People say im pretty
they lie to my face
people say im funny
they have the wrong me
poeple say they love me
they dont care
people think everything is fine
they dont know they are the reason why everythings not

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rissa7373
posted a quote
April 29, 2012 7:56pm UTC

Falling in love is like jumping off a cliff.
Your mind tells you it's not a good idea,
But your heart says you can fly.♥

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cujo*
posted a quote
April 30, 2012 6:30am UTC

You are LIKe a wILDFLower.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
April 30, 2012 2:18pm UTC

I am the type of person
That will sit in the bathroom and cry,
But then walk out like nothing ever happened...

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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whoknew11
posted a quote
April 28, 2012 9:31am UTC

Today is Prom :D
It's supposed to rain today.
I am on my period.
I'm wearing a white dress.
SOMEONE PRAY FOR ME PLEASE!!!!!!!

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Joojoobees2011
posted a quote
April 28, 2012 2:20pm UTC

That awkward moment when you realize
youve been saying a word wrong
your whole life
~tumblr~

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maddieee*
posted a quote
April 28, 2012 2:10pm UTC

Everyone has
that one secret they can't even tell their best friend

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lululala
posted a quote
April 28, 2012 10:20am UTC

Friend: Sir can I go to the toilet?
Teacher: No, sit down and stop complaining you should have gone at break.
Friend: But sir I really need to go.
Teacher: I said no.
Friend: Please sir,
Teacher: NO!
Friend: OK FINE, I'M ON MY FREAKING PERIOD!
Teacher: (goes bright red)
Friend: Can I go now?
Teacher: (nods)
Class: (starts cheering)
You go girl
:)

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mynamemypass
posted a quote
April 28, 2012 1:08pm UTC

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[♥]If you could read this. :D

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