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  1. bunnylover43 bunnylover43
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2012 8:04pm UTC
    I saw someone else do this and I really want to get rid of the fat on my stomach.
    A- 10 Crunches
    B- Run in place (2 min)
    C- 5 Jumping Jacks
    D- 5 Lunges (both legs)
    E- 10 squats
    F- 5 Pushups
    G- 6 handstands
    H- 4 Crunches
    I- Run in place (1 min)
    J- backbend (hold for 3 secs)
    K- 10 Lunges (both legs)
    L- 5 Squats
    M- 5 Pushups
    N- Stretch (3 min)
    O- 15 Crunches
    P- Run in place (10 min)
    Q- Do two of each: middle, right and left split
    R- 30 Lunges (both legs)
    S- 25 Squats
    T- 15 Pushups
    U- Stretch (8 min)
    V- 10 Crunches
    W- Run in place (5 min)
    X- 20 Jumping Jacks
    Y- 15 Lunges (both legs)
    Z- 10 Squats
    Every Fave= 1 glass of water or one apple slice or half a whole carrot (I choose)
    Every Comment (Not including your name) = I wont eat a handful of chocolate that day.

  2. xxForever_youngxx7 xxForever_youngxx7
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2012 9:29pm UTC
    Friend: Wanna hang out this Friday.
    Me: Oh sorry I have a date this friday.
    Friend: Oh awesome! Maybe we can hang out nex-
    Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGFDWVCUTWGFVHXEGBD
    Best Friend: Wanna hang out Friday
    Me:Oh sorry I have a date.
    Both of us: HAHAHAHAHAHAAHUCDHGUFWDHGUESHGSHFJ
    Best Friend: ......You mean your fridge?
    Me: Maybe
    Bestfriend: Makethat a double date

  3. bella5296 bella5296
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2012 9:45pm UTC
    I want a guy
    Who will come to church with me every Sunday.
    Who will be there for me whenever I need him.
    Who prefers to talk to me rather than kiss me.
    Who doesn't mind that I'm not a touchy-feely person, and that I'm claustrophobic.
    Who doesn't mind me singing Taylor Swift at the top of my lungs while I'm driving,
    And who will occasionally join in with me.
    I want a guy who doesn't think I'm too old to sleep with 7 different stuffed animals
    Who picks me wild flowers rather than buying roses.
    A guy who doesn't get jealous of my celebrity crush on Josh Hutcherson.
    Who tries to bring me up when I'm down, instead of just coming down and being sad with me.
    Who isn't bothered by the fact that I'm a socially awkward penguin.
    Who loves my cat, and understands that sometimes, the cat is more important.
    I want a guy who will volunteer at the animal shelter with me, and not get annoyed when I go crazy over the puppies and kittens.
    Who will let me fantasize about being famous someday.
    I want a guy who I can tell all my secrets to.
    And if he ever found my witty, I wouldn't be worried about it
    because he would already know everything there.
    A guy who tells me I'm beautiful and brags about me to his friends.
    I want a guy who loves me for me.
    But I guess that's too much to ask.

  4. nevercutyourbeautiful nevercutyourbeautiful
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2012 9:32pm UTC
    I dont care if
    youve been rude to me,
    made me mad,
    hurt me,
    if you've bullied me,
    or if youve tryed defeating me,
    if you need help,
    Im going to help you.

  5. belowsealevel_ belowsealevel_
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2012 8:26pm UTC
    Awkward Penguin Probs #1
    Today I was decided that I was alone in the hallway so I started catwalking down the hall, unbuttoning my uniform shirt and shaking out my hair as if I was on the cover of Teen Vogue.
    I wasn't alone.
    The hottest teacher in the school was there and wolf-whistled then said " Strut your stuff "
    Note to self - Don't ever catwalk at school, as much as you may think you are alone. You're never alone. Ever.
    * series ?

  6. smallchick105 smallchick105
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2012 3:27pm UTC
    Sometimes I don't know where I stand with you... </3

  7. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2012 4:23pm UTC
    'I like you'
    It’s really not as simple as it sounds saying
    “I like you” to someone.
    Not knowing how or when to tell
    someone you like them.
    And the fear of their response.
    Whether they either like you back
    or they just don’t feel the same way.
    But it’s killing you inside to confess to them
    and just ask them if they feel the same way.
    You just want to know if they like you or not
    so you can just finally get your question
    answered...

  8. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2012 4:14pm UTC
    I’m not worth it,
    I feel like no one can accept my mistakes.
    No one wants to understand, help me,
    be patient with me, or even support me.
    I feel like every time I make an effort in something
    good, it all just doesn’t matter
    because I get called out when I make
    a stupid simple mistake.
    I don’t understand why people can’t try
    to understand my perspective
    and give me another chance
    to prove them wrong...

  9. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2012 4:29pm UTC
    I keep thinking
    maybe one day you’re just going to randomly text me
    and tell me all the feelings you’ve been hiding.
    Like, the same ones I have.
    That you remember all the cute things we said
    and that you miss everything.
    That you’ll just text me and tell me I’m the one you want.
    The one you keep thinking about.
    Just anything that would still give me
    the slightest bit of hope.

  10. smallchick105 smallchick105
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2012 6:37pm UTC
    The heart breaking moment when; your boyfriend tells you that
    He likes someone else...


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  12. onedreamonedirection onedreamonedirection
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2012 3:23pm UTC
    Dont like One Direction?
    COOL.
    They don't like you either.


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  15. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2012 4:24pm UTC
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  16. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2012 1:46pm UTC
    "Be nice to everyone, always smile
    and appreciate things because
    it all could be gone the next day."
    - Ed Sheeran ♥
    (Format credit to OneDirection)

  17. Maddyhj Maddyhj
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2012 7:25pm UTC
    Gale: Hey girl. I can take a whipping.
    Katniss:
    Gale: Are you looking for a boyrfriend? Cause I volunteer as tribute.
    Katniss: Gale.
    Gale: Are you from the victor's village? Cause dayum that body is winning.
    Katniss: Gale. What are you doing?
    Gale: Are you in the arena? Cause I'm about to enter you.
    Katniss: GALE. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
    Gale: You must be the girl on fire. Cause you melted my heart.
    Katniss: Gale. Stop.
    Gale: Do you make snares? Cause I'm tangled up in you.
    Katniss: Gaaaale. Stooooop.
    Gale: Is your name Katniss? Cause you're starting an uprising in my district.
    Peeta: Dude.

  18. MissAnna MissAnna
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2012 8:52pm UTC
    I'M THAT GIRL
    THAT TAKES THE BULLET FOR THE ONE
    W I T H T H E G U N .

  19. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2012 7:06pm UTC
    You know what I really hate?
    When girls on Witty complain about their crush "not noticing them" even when they're best friends with him, text him all the time, and hang out with him.
    I would be happy if my crush even said hi to me.... Let alone be best friends, text 24/7, and hang out a lot. I doubt he even knows my name :/
    So girls, don't even complain.
    DO NOT ERASE THE FORMAT CREDIT OR MAKE IT INVISIBLE

  20. dont_mind_me dont_mind_me
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2012 11:35pm UTC
    WHEN YOU BULLY SOMEONE
    its like you're ripping up a piece of paper.
    You can put the pieces back together,
    but the paper will never be whole again.

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