I want a guy
Who will come to church with me every Sunday.
Who will be there for me whenever I need him.
Who prefers to talk to me rather than kiss me.
Who doesn't mind that I'm not a touchy-feely person, and that I'm claustrophobic.
Who doesn't mind me singing Taylor Swift at the top of my lungs while I'm driving,
And who will occasionally join in with me.
I want a guy who doesn't think I'm too old to sleep with 7 different stuffed animals
Who picks me wild flowers rather than buying roses.
A guy who doesn't get jealous of my celebrity crush on Josh Hutcherson.
Who tries to bring me up when I'm down, instead of just coming down and being sad with me.
Who isn't bothered by the fact that I'm a socially awkward penguin.
Who loves my cat, and understands that sometimes, the cat is more important.
I want a guy who will volunteer at the animal shelter with me, and not get annoyed when I go crazy over the puppies and kittens.
Who will let me fantasize about being famous someday.
I want a guy who I can tell all my secrets to.
And if he ever found my witty, I wouldn't be worried about it
because he would already know everything there.
A guy who tells me I'm beautiful and brags about me to his friends.
I want a guy who loves me for me.
But I guess that's too much to ask.