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CaliJenn11
posted a quote
May 13, 2012 6:22pm UTC

Well….
The truth is
I'm not mat at you
I just hate the fact
That every time
Your name lights up on my phone
I fall
For you a little bit harder
And every time my name
Lights up on your phone…well
I'm just another girl you talk to
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CaliJenn11
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May 13, 2012 6:19pm UTC

I’m sorry I don’t have glamorous hair,
perfect skin, the straightest teeth,
or the best body. I'm sorry I don’t doll
myself up all the time and that I wear
those baggy shirts around the house.
I'm sorry that I like to eat junk food
once in a while and I'm sorry that I'm
not a fitness guru. I'm sorry that I'm not
like some of the other girls. But the
funniest thing of all is that
I'm not sorry at all.

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CaliJenn11
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May 13, 2012 6:12pm UTC

There is a big world out there
Bigger than prom, bigger than high school
AND IT WON’T MATTER
If you were the prom queen,
The quarterback of the football team,
Or the biggest nerd in school,
Find out who you are and
try not to be afraid of it

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CaliJenn11
posted a quote
May 2, 2012 10:31pm UTC

Love is[patient]. Love iskind.
It does not e n v y. it does not
boast. It is not [proud]. It is
not ru d e. it is not self-seeking.
It si not easily a n g e r e d.
it /keeps no record/ of wrongs.

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CaliJenn11
posted a quote
May 2, 2012 10:25pm UTC

its sad when
someone you know becomes someone you knew
you can walk past them in the halls
&not even notice them there
But stay positive
Because every minute you’re sad is
60 seconds of happiness you’ll never get back

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CaliJenn11
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May 2, 2012 10:22pm UTC

Girls are like
apples on trees. The
best ones are at the top
of the tree. Boys don’t want
to reach for the good apples
because theyare afraid of falling
and getting hurt. Instead they ge
the rottenapples from the ground
that aren’t as good, but easy. So the
apples at the top think something
is wrong with them, when in fact
they are amazing. They just have
to wait for the right boy, the one
who will risk everything,
to climb
all the way
up to the top

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CaliJenn11
posted a quote
May 2, 2012 10:13pm UTC

oh i remember
you driving to my house
in the middle of the night
i’m the one who makes you laugh
when you know you’re about to cry
AND I KNOW YOUR FAVORITE SONGS
and you tell me about your dreams
think i know where you belong
think i know its with me
you belong with me

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CaliJenn11
posted a quote
May 2, 2012 10:07pm UTC

♥Live
Laugh
Love♥

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CaliJenn11
posted a quote
May 2, 2012 10:01pm UTC

I'd like to believe that I'll
Wake up one day and not
Miss him anymore. I'll
Finally understand that
When he broke my heart
It was for a reason, one I
Just don't understand yet,
But when I do know I'll know
That he messes up and
Not me

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May 2, 2012 9:57pm UTC

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CaliJenn11
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May 2, 2012 9:46pm UTC

You shine like a diamond
glitter like a gold
and you need to know when nobodys ever told you
-Nobodys Ever Told You Carrie Underwood

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May 2, 2012 9:42pm UTC

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CaliJenn11
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April 28, 2012 1:46pm UTC

start studying her heart
and stop studying her booty
or put the same amount of time in her as you do in call of duty.
nmq/nmf

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CaliJenn11
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April 21, 2012 10:11pm UTC

About One Direction
First, I'd like to say I am a Directioner. I do love all the boys. They are the reason I smile some days, the only reason. Witty however is not for them. Yes, a few quotes are fine. I am talking about the quotes that have been said by them. But the other stuff, its annoying. It makes me not want to go on witty anymore and I am a Directioner. Yes, you CAN post whatever. But this is witty not a One Direction fansite. The annoying facts about them that are either 1) made up or 2) stuff true Directioners would know need to go away. They are just making everyone mad. They are making people hate One Direction. If you were a true Directioner you would care that people are starting to hate them and STOP POSTING. I know I am going to get hate for this but whatever it needed to be said from a Directioners point of view.

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CaliJenn11
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April 19, 2012 11:17pm UTC

About One Direction
First, I'd like to say I am a Directioner. I do love all the boys. They are the reason I smile some days, the only reason. Witty however is not for them. Yes, a few quotes are fine. I am talking about the quotes that have been said by them. But the other stuff, its annoying. It makes me not want to go on witty anymore and I am a Directioner. Yes, you CAN post whatever. But this is witty not a One Direction fansite. The annoying facts about them that are either 1) made up or 2) stuff true Directioners would know need to go away. They are just making everyone mad. They are making people hate One Direction. If you were a true Directioner you would care that people are starting to hate them and STOP POSTING. I know I am going to get hate for this but whatever it needed to be said from a Directioners point of view.

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CaliJenn11
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April 11, 2012 11:29pm UTC

*Listening to Stand Up when mom walks in*
Harry: I’m a thief I'm a thief
Mom: what did he steal?
Me: My virginity
Mom:
Me:
Mom:
Me:
Mom: what?
Me: nothing.

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April 11, 2012 11:17pm UTC

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CaliJenn11
posted a quote
April 11, 2012 11:12pm UTC

YOLOSYOEWYSTSP
You Obviously Love One Direction So Your Ovaries Exploded When You Saw the Shirtless Pictures

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CaliJenn11
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April 11, 2012 11:09pm UTC

Gets to therapy….
Therapist: Alright I’m going to say some words, tell me the first think you think of…green.
Me: Niall is Irish
Therapist: cat
Me: Harry loves cats
Therapist: vegtables
Me: Carrots are vegetables. Louis loves girls who eat carrots.
Therapist: map
Me: Liam doesn’t know his geography
Therapist: brick
Me: Zayn stood on a brick to have his first kiss
Therapist: Hawaii
Me: Lilo and Stich. Double reference because it’s a Disney movie and Liam and Louis’ couple name is Lilo.
Therapist: obsessed
Me: dedicated
Therapist: I’m sorry I cannot help you

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CaliJenn11
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April 11, 2012 11:04pm UTC

When 1D goes on iCarly.
Normal People: oh hey that boyband from the UK is on iCarly tonight
Directioners: HALT EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD THE 5 MEN OF MY DREAMS ARE MAKING THEIR ACTING DEBUT
Normal People: hahah this Louis guy is funny
Directioners: HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH OH BOOBEAR TELL THEM THE MUSHROOM JOKE!
Normal People: i wonder if we'll get to see T-Bo in this episode
Directioners: I wonder if Niall ate and drank everything in the Groove Smoothie
Normal People: Harry and Carly are gonna kiss? Awww..
Directioners: WAIT FOR THE TOMLINSON COCKBLOCK

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