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Heartless17*
posted a quote
January 3, 2014 1:36am UTC

Fall head over heels baby
mf

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halfempty
posted a quote
January 2, 2014 11:47pm UTC

i never thought that i’d be staying up all night
comparing your freckles to the stars,
or that i’d be yearning to string together
love songs about each of your bones.
and i never thought that i’d be heading
outside every morning just to see
hints of your smile in every color of the sunrise
r.m.

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a_big_white_van
posted a quote
January 1, 2014 11:21pm UTC

How turnt up could a turnip turn if a turnip could turn up?

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EVS61201
posted a quote
January 2, 2014 5:45pm UTC

I Never Realized
how the most important people change so quickly...
right in front of you

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JustBr3athe
posted a quote
January 1, 2014 5:50pm UTC

She wants to be hurt, badly, Only to see if he would care..

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Rajsonkar
posted a quote
December 31, 2013 10:08pm UTC

happy new year wittians :) may this new year bring happiness and joy in your lives

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HeidioPHD
posted a quote
July 26, 2012 10:10pm UTC

10 year old on Witty: Ugh. School is so long and boringgg.
Me: I know, kindergarten was rough for me, too.

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Lilaandstitch
posted a quote
July 26, 2012 10:28am UTC

me runnin up the stairs in a rush to get something and in super skinny jeans singing call me maybe
me: HEY I JUST MET YOU AND THIS IS *breathes heavily CRAZY!
me:BUT HERES MY NUM-- *trips and falls down the stairs*
me:aaaaauuuuggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh
me:*sits there laughing for a few seconds* lol
me:*decides to run back up and continue-BER SO CALL ME Maybe
me: ITS HARD TO LOOK RIGHT AT YOU BAAAAAAAYYYYBEEE
me:*arrives at the top* *breathes heavily* but *breathes*
me:heres my *breathes heavily again* numb..er so..call *breathes*
me: me maybe *takes ginormous big fat giant breath*
me: *takes final little itsy bitsy breath*
me:wait why was i here again...
me:
me:
everything else in the world:
me:okay i dont know.
me:*goes down the stairs thinking about random items*
me:OMFG I NOW KNOW WHAT I NEED!!!!!!!!!
me:*runs back upstairs like an awkward penguin potato thingy*
me:*gets the ipod and runs back successfully and not awkward like.
me: SUCCESS
if u read this omg i love you lol

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Purpal32
posted a quote
July 2, 2012 9:03pm UTC

and who else
has always wanted The Amanda Show to finish
Moody's Point?

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WonderfulLove
posted a quote
July 2, 2012 12:22pm UTC

"Once you break, you can never run the same. You will be forever changed."
-Demi Lovato

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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carebear123
posted a quote
June 25, 2012 8:08pm UTC

*Me on Witty*
Me: *Scrolling through Top quotes*
Me: one direction
Me: one direction
Me: one direction
Me: OMG HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
Me: cute format.
Me: haha i love drake and josh too.
Me: o la la. witty boy alert!!(;
Me: one direction
Me: one direction
Me: excuse me, but asking for favs is against the rule hun.
Me: yah i miss the old witty too:\
Me: damnn. no wonder your witty popular!
Me: im here for you, dont worry♥
Me: lol that always happens to me!
Me: one direction

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
June 26, 2012 1:44pm UTC

Sometimes
You've got to care less
To see if they'll care more.
quote credit:USMarineCorps2013

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marisalynne
posted a quote
June 25, 2012 4:44pm UTC

This is getting so annoying. No one wants to go on witty anymore, because it is no longer a quote website. It's a One Direction website. Either that, or its just the same quotes posted over and over again. I'm done.

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WonderfulLove
posted a quote
June 24, 2012 12:11pm UTC

click to see this quote

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jimmy365
posted a quote
June 19, 2012 11:34pm UTC

When I grow up, I promise to be thankful for:
1) The taxes I pay because it means that I'm employed.
2) The clothes that fit a little too snug because it means I have enough to
eat.
3) A lawn that has to be mowed, windows that have to be washed, and
gutters that have to be fixed because that means I have a home.
4) The spot I find at the far end of the parking lot because it means I am
capable of walking.
5) All of the complaining I hear about our government because it means
we have freedom of speech.
6) The people who talk on cellphones in restaraunts because it means
I can hear.
7) The huge piles of laundry and ironing because it means my loved ones
are nearby.
8) The alarm that goes of early in the morning because it means I'm alive.
Comment ones you think of!!
format by jimmy365

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