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Caelan

1. Caelan
   posted a quote
   February 1, 2011 11:36am UTC
   Voldemort: I whip my hair back and forth, I whip my hair back and forth, I whip my hair back and forth...
   Harry: You have no hair.
   Voldemort: You have no parents.
   Harry: You have no nose.
   Voldemort: ....
   - Facebook.
   
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2. Caelan
   posted a quote
   December 23, 2010 12:03pm UTC
   Dear Girl,
   Can you just shut up for once in your life?
   You're not perfect either.
   From Boy.
   
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3. Caelan
   posted a quote
   December 22, 2010 12:34pm UTC
   I'd break my Xbox for you.
   
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4. Caelan
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   December 22, 2010 11:44am UTC
   I dropped a tear in the ocean today.
   When they find it, I'll stop loving you ♥
   
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5. Caelan
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   December 22, 2010 11:32am UTC
   I'd jump in front of a train for you.
   
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6. Caelan
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   December 21, 2010 12:40pm UTC
   <p style="text-align: center;"><br /> <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"><span style="font-size: 28px;"><span><span style="font-family: century gothic;"><span style="letter-spacing: -2px;"><span style="font-family: arial;">formspring.me/JoshLovesYoux3<br /> Bored ._.</span></span></span></span></span></span><br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> </p>
   You Girls Wonder Why You Get Dumped?
   Well. I don't want to offend anyone, but it's really annoying how you expect us to be perfect. So what if we like to play video games? So what if we don't have time to text you ALL DAY? So what if we like to have other girls as friends as well?
   You're not the greatest thing that's ever happened to the earth either. You also break our hearts. We do cry over girls. We do experience true love. We hate it when you treat us like trash.
   Guys have feelings too.
   
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