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  1. ivelz17 ivelz17
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2012 1:23pm UTC
    Oh, you're "cooler" than me?
    Guess that makes me hotter.
    ;)


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  3. KrissyMchotness KrissyMchotness
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2012 11:47pm UTC
    Yesterday
    I was at the mall & accidently dropped my water bottle
    Without thinking, I yelled
    "My water broke!"
    The looks I got = Priceless

  4. Kate* Kate*
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2012 4:02pm UTC
    It Has Come To The Point,
    that I only have to type a 'w' to bring up Witty Profiles.

  5. audreyann audreyann
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2012 5:02pm UTC
    iCarly
    *fixing the elevator*
    Spencer: "How long will this take?"
    Guy: "I don't know...three or four."
    Spencer: "Four what? Days? Weeks? Months?"
    Guy: "Yeah, maybe five."
    Spencer: "Five what?!"
    Guy: "Look buddy, I'm just a dancer."

  6. babyimaddicteddd babyimaddicteddd
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2012 5:31pm UTC
    As long as you're
    sTILL BreaTHInG,
    THeRe'S STILL HoPe♥


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  8. OneDirectionQuotes OneDirectionQuotes
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 3:24pm UTC
    When Harry was 10 he was
    attacked by a goat.


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  10. xocheerxo88 xocheerxo88
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2012 11:40am UTC
    [S]tress [I]s [N]ow [G]one [L]ife's [E]asier
    \\\♥///


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  12. Nat5553 Nat5553
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2012 3:18pm UTC
    Is it just me? or has
    anyone else stayed in
    a bathroom for about
    5 minutes because
    there was foamy
    soap?
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  13. YellowCrayon123 YellowCrayon123
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2012 2:16pm UTC
    mum: I hate men
    me: me too
    mum: I'm going to be a lesbian in my next life
    me: ...
    mum: ...


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  15. EnchantedToBeFearless EnchantedToBeFearless
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2012 2:17pm UTC
    You and I walk a fragile line
    I have known it all this time.

  16. KaTi3Gx3 KaTi3Gx3
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2012 2:17pm UTC
    I lost everybody all at once,
    now i have nobody.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  20. 79callmemaybe 79callmemaybe
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2012 12:10pm UTC
    I bet I know you.
    You have at least one hair tie on your wrist, or you did and it's
    now in your hair; a messy bun if not down.
    You're alone. Home alone or in your room.
    You pretend you don't care that you're not the most popular
    person, but on the inside you really try to be good enough.
    You don't think your pretty. You either deal with this or cake
    on the makeup.
    At some point today, you felt disappointed...
    Fave if any of these, if not all, describe you right now.

:)

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