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Brokkken
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 4:50pm UTC

We define labels
Labels do not define us

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Brokkken
posted a quote
July 20, 2012 1:43pm UTC

When you post
"Happy Birthday" on your crushe's wall...
Then he "likes" it
And you sit there and start freaking out.

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Brokkken
posted a quote
July 17, 2012 2:40pm UTC

Format by Sandrasaurus
H e a l t h A n d B e a u t y Ti p s #1
If you find yourself snacking a lot and want to lose weight
put pictures of new clothes you want on the fridge and cupboards so you can think "I want
to look nice in that..." "Do I really need these chips?"
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Brokkken
posted a quote
June 28, 2012 2:14pm UTC

244 of my Facebook Friends
"lIke" Lil Wayne.
I think I need to delete 244 people off my friend list
Format: twilightgirl995

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Brokkken
posted a quote
June 25, 2012 11:38pm UTC

Would You Rather
Have thighs that don't touch, no boobs, hip bones, and a perfectly flat tummy?
Or have pizza, donuts, iced coffee and those fatty foods once in a while?
Don't kid yourself girls.
Format: twilightgirl995

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Brokkken
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June 24, 2012 12:34pm UTC

~Condom Slogan~
Don't let your affefction give her an infection, put some protection on that erection!
Format by Sandrasaurus

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Brokkken
posted a quote
June 23, 2012 8:07pm UTC

How Do Gay Men Walk??
In One Direction
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Brokkken
posted a quote
June 23, 2012 7:33pm UTC

Today I added a new picture on facebook, I felt pretty.
I got one "like", from my boyfriend. I just wanna know what It's like to have 46 people like my photos/:
Format: twilightgirl995

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Brokkken
posted a quote
June 13, 2012 8:39pm UTC

Format by XxprettxX
♥
Don't drape your arm around him , and take all those pictures.
Don't give him hugs and highfives.
Even if you are just friends
Stop trying to take my place...
He's MY BOYFRIEND, not yours
♥
Format by XxprettixX Removal of this credit is punishable by death.

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Brokkken
posted a quote
April 12, 2012 7:20pm UTC

Favorite this if you can take your bra off, without taking your shirt off(;

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Brokkken
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April 12, 2012 6:56pm UTC

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Brokkken
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October 9, 2011 8:11pm UTC

}}}The best nights end in the dirtiest clothes{{{

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Brokkken
posted a quote
September 28, 2011 5:16pm UTC

Boy : Suck my dick.
Girl: Sorry, I was taught not to put little things in my mouth.