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Brittxo11

1. Brittxo11
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   February 3, 2012 11:06pm UTC
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2. Brittxo11
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   October 27, 2011 11:42pm UTC
   Heard you're good at algebra...
   Want to get rid of my X and not ask Y? (;
   
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3. Brittxo11
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   October 16, 2011 1:22pm UTC
   The problem with guys is that they pretend to like you when they don't. The problem with girls is they pretend they don't like you when they do.
   
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4. Brittxo11
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   September 5, 2011 9:31pm UTC
   If I really did live like theres no
   tomorrow, I'd be in jail.
   
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5. Brittxo11
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   September 1, 2011 12:12am UTC
   Sick of crying
   Tired of trying
   Yeah I'm smiling
   But on the inside
   I'm dying.
   
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6. Brittxo11
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   August 7, 2011 5:52am UTC
   F*CK...
   you're attractive.
   
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7. Brittxo11
   posted a quote
   August 4, 2011 12:23am UTC
   Hi...& Hey.
   Why did you say hi twice..?
   Well I would of felt rude if I only said hi to one of your faces...
   
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8. Brittxo11
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   August 1, 2011 12:43am UTC
   That moment awkward when you thought this said, "that awkward moment".
   
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9. Brittxo11
   posted a quote
   July 30, 2011 3:39pm UTC
   My name is
   Junie. B. Jones. The "B" stands for Beatrice.
   Except I dont like Beatrice. I just like "B" and thats all.
   
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10. Brittxo11
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2011 2:47am UTC
    "I'm so sleepy" Falling asleep...Almost asleep..*VIBRATE* Are you serious?!?!?!- oh it's you.."hey(:"
    
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11. Brittxo11
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    July 23, 2011 11:24pm UTC
    Unless your name is Google, stop acting like you know f***ing everything.
    
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12. Brittxo11
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2011 10:41pm UTC
    Patrick Star quotes #1
    Flying dutchman: I'll give you three wishes!!!
    Patrick: 5
    Flying dutchman: 4
    Patrick: 3. Take it or leave it.
    Flying dutchman: okay.
    
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13. Brittxo11
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2011 12:49am UTC
    'Dammit Im mad'
    IS
    'Dammit Im mad'
    BACKWARDS
    
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14. Brittxo11
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2011 8:54pm UTC
    Conversation with my friend:
    Why did the chicken cross the road
    To get to the other side.
    No to get to your house..
    I dont get it?
    Knock knock
    Whose there?
    The chicken.
    
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15. Brittxo11
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2011 8:06pm UTC
    Psychological fact#1
    Its difficult to swallow twice in a row fave if you just tried(;
    
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16. Brittxo11
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    July 8, 2011 12:19am UTC
    Im Homy ...
    fav if you read that wrong (;
    
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17. Brittxo11
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    July 7, 2011 5:48pm UTC
    "If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up," said the sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet. "Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?!" inquired the teacher with a sneer. "Well actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself.
    nmq
    
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18. Brittxo11
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    July 7, 2011 12:21am UTC
    Fave if you were born in
    1991
    1992
    1993
    1994
    1995
    1996
    1997
    1998
    1999
    90's kids(:
    
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19. Brittxo11
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    July 6, 2011 12:55am UTC
    Fav if your one of those 90's kids who remembers Shia Labeouf from Even Stevens & not from Transformers
    
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20. Brittxo11
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2011 12:35am UTC
    eenie, meeny, miney, mo. you aint nothing but a hoe. u think you're cool, u think you're classy. reality check: you're really trashy...
    
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