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Member Since: 26 Apr 2009 10:52am

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About Me:;
I'm Chloe, i'm 14. I'M IN HIGH SCHOOL BABY!! <3 Uhh...I love me friends and my iPod (cannot live without them)
I'm British (hence the name...) woo!!

Best Friends:;

Melissa, Tyler, Kris, Ally, Erika, Catherine, Puja... Love you guys


Music
Kings of Leon, 3OH!3, All-American Rejects, Steve Appleton, Owl City, Boys Like Girls and loads more<3


Layouts-from-the-Heart<3
 


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  1. BritishGirlxox BritishGirlxox
    posted a quote
    May 31, 2010 5:00pm UTC
    Wanna know why PMS is called PMS?
    Mad Cow disease was already taken.

  2. BritishGirlxox BritishGirlxox
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2010 4:40pm UTC
    Girls are like flowers
    We have to be attractive
    To get the bees in ;)
    But we can't be too attractive
    Because then we would get used
    over and over a.g.a.i.n.

  3. BritishGirlxox BritishGirlxox
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2009 2:17pm UTC
    Single again,
    picked the wrong guy
    gave him the wrong finger...

  4. BritishGirlxox BritishGirlxox
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2009 2:13pm UTC
    ~-~
    Do you fence as dumb as you look?
    ~-~

  5. BritishGirlxox BritishGirlxox
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2009 2:07pm UTC
    My Crush
    My Crush ♥ Say your crushes name six times. Now close your eyes and make a wish about them.Decide what's more important, love,or 10 milliondollars. Now make one last wish, the love, or the money. Repost this in 60 seconds with the subject "My Crush" and you'll
    get an unexpected talk from your crush...DON'T screw it up.
    credit to the first person with this....

  6. BritishGirlxox BritishGirlxox
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2009 10:07pm UTC
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  7. BritishGirlxox BritishGirlxox
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2009 9:08pm UTC
    Just Think...
    What would Scooby Do?

  8. BritishGirlxox BritishGirlxox
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2009 8:55pm UTC
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  9. BritishGirlxox BritishGirlxox
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2009 9:23pm UTC
    Make Music
    Not War

  10. BritishGirlxox BritishGirlxox
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2009 7:49pm UTC
    *******
    My favorite rapper is...
    DR. SUESS!!
    I mean cat, hat
    The man's a GENIUS!
    *******

  11. BritishGirlxox BritishGirlxox
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2009 7:42pm UTC
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  12. BritishGirlxox BritishGirlxox
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2009 7:32pm UTC
    Today my grandpa was trying to fix his glasses when he noticed a screw was missing. He then said, "I need to go to Wal-Mart and get them to screw me." My grandma laughed just as hard as I did.
    MLIA

  13. BritishGirlxox BritishGirlxox
    posted a quote
    October 1, 2009 7:29pm UTC
    Today I was in the store and had a little girl, about 5 or 6 years old, storm past me, clearly upset. She slammed the box of cereal she was carrying back onto the shelf and turned to walk away again. As she passed me I heard her mutter 'that stupid unicorn has messed me up for the last time'. So many questions.
    MLIA

  14. BritishGirlxox BritishGirlxox
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    September 30, 2009 9:26pm UTC
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  15. BritishGirlxox BritishGirlxox
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2009 7:56pm UTC
    Don't you wish upon a shooting star
    That your prince will one day come?
    That he will travel from afar
    And greet you with a kiss
    And give you roses
    With petals that bring you bliss.
    Don't you want someone to love you
    With all their might and power?
    Someone who will be there for you when your blue
    And bring tissues upon the hour
    Cuddle you 'til their arms hurt
    Someone who won't break your heart coz your delicate just like a flower.
    I made this up PLEASE DONT JOCK!

  16. BritishGirlxox BritishGirlxox
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2009 6:18pm UTC
    SURRRVEYY!(:
    1.WERE YOU NAME AFTER ANYONE? nope
    2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? i dont know.
    3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? eh most times!
    4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? i'm a vegetarian.
    5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS? yeah about 50, and all their names are James
    6. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Proberly not
    7. DO YOU USE SARCASM? nooooooo... never
    8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? yeah last time i checked.
    9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? oh yeah
    10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? lucky charms
    11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? nah i'm too lazy.
    13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM? coffee
    14. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT PEOPLE? hair, height, and eyes.
    15. RED OR PINK? red
    16. WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF? my arms.
    17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? all my British friends...
    18. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO COMPLETE THIS LIST? depends.
    19. WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING? black shorts and no shoes.
    21. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? nothing
    22. IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE? Yellow.
    23. FAVORITE SMELL? gas
    24. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? my cousin Louise
    25. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? i stole it heehee
    26. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH? Formula 1
    27. HAIR COLOR? ima redhead
    28. EYE COLOR? blueeee
    29. DO YOU WEAR CONTACTS? Yep i do
    30. FAVORITE FOOD? Indian yummy
    31. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS? both, i love both
    32. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? Casino Royale
    33. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING? tie-dye
    34. SUMMER OR WINTER? winter definatly winter
    35. HUGS OR KISSES? hugs
    36. FAVORITE DESSERT? ice cream
    37. WHAT IS YOUR QUOTE? 'OMG A GOOSE'
    38.WHAT KIND OF COMPUTER DO YOU HAVE? uhhhhh....i dont know
    39. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? Ugly.
    40. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? i'm using my sexy laptop :P.
    41. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT? nothing.
    42. FAVORITE SOUND(S)? ooooooooooooo i dont know
    43. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES? Beatles are the BOMB!
    44. WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME? Paris
    45. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT? if i do i havent found it yet
    46. WHERE WERE YOU BORN? London
    47. WHOSE ANSWERS ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO GETTING BACK? Uhhhh i have no clue what you are talking about :P.
    48. HOW DID YOU MEET YOUR SPOUSE/SIGNIFICANT OTHER? i havent got a 'sigificant other'
    49. IS THE CUP HALF FULL OR HALF EMPTY? half full
    50. IF YOU COULD SIT DOWN TO DINNER WITH FIVE PEOPLE WHO WOULD YOU CHOOSE? Johnny Depp, Louise, Melissa, Tyler and Catherine. Ha that would be one INTERESTING dinner!

  17. BritishGirlxox BritishGirlxox
    posted a quote
    September 26, 2009 11:34pm UTC
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  18. BritishGirlxox BritishGirlxox
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2009 9:08pm UTC
    abcdeFghijklmopqrstUvwxyz.
    credit to whoever was smart
    enough to think of this.
    NOT MINE. Not a good fade
    but it's the best i can do :P

  19. BritishGirlxox BritishGirlxox
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2009 8:50pm UTC
    Today,
    during math class my math teacher, Mrs.Condon, was talking about consistancy,
    Math Teacher: So James if I say my love for you is consistant, what does that mean?
    James:*waits a minute* You're lying?
    Hahaha ahhh.

  20. BritishGirlxox BritishGirlxox
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2009 9:44pm UTC
    am i the only one
    who locks their window at night
    so no vampire OR werewolf
    will come in?
    **Please don't jock

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