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  1. smarterthanyou smarterthanyou
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2014 2:58am UTC
    A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."

  2. Nikki Sixx* Nikki Sixx*
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2014 11:56am UTC
    So we were watching a movie in English today and the movie started playing We Will Rock You and I am so disappointed that NO ONE in my class started doing the clapping.

  3. ammie43 ammie43
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2014 11:57am UTC
    good friend dont let
    you do stupid things
    .......ALONE!!!

  4. Allauralove Allauralove
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2014 2:14pm UTC
    i just want my future husband to know, that when its my time of the month i might lay on the floor crying over a spoon

  5. Morgan* Morgan*
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2014 12:20am UTC
    Today I started singing a weird song, so my sister looked at me and said "no wonder you have no friends"

  6. again again
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2014 4:01am UTC
    I have two days of summer left and I swear that my best friend and I are the only ones who aren't excited

  7. ~Adeliboo~* ~Adeliboo~*
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2014 4:01pm UTC
    I'll stop wearing black
    when they make a DARKER colour

  8. ~Adeliboo~* ~Adeliboo~*
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2014 4:06pm UTC
    Would you love someone with scars?

  9. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2014 4:47pm UTC
    do people know when you're just done
    with them?? do they get a facebook notifcation
    or something that says "_____, has stopped
    thinking about you. you should probably send
    them a message to fix that."?? I really want
    to know because it can't be a coincidence
    that every time I'm just done with someone,
    when I just stop wishing they would message
    me, they end up messaging me.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  11. smarterthanyou smarterthanyou
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2014 10:15pm UTC
    I asked god for a bike then remembered that god doesn't work that way so I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness

  12. insecuritiesarelife insecuritiesarelife
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2014 10:38am UTC
    "she's not awful all the time, sometimes she sleeps"

  13. ~Adeliboo~* ~Adeliboo~*
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2014 2:12pm UTC
    There's the pretty girls.
    And the popular girls.
    and I look like
    A potato.
    A Kawaii potato

  14. *mysterious.mah* *mysterious.mah*
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2014 8:04pm UTC
    Remember when I asked for your opinion?
    Yeah, me neither.

  15. MasonJohnson MasonJohnson
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2014 10:59pm UTC
    Someone talk to me :(

  16. SleepTheRealityAway SleepTheRealityAway
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2014 2:21am UTC
    It's, it's just so beautiful, how sometimes you can get into this really inspiring mood, where you're just happy, and don't care if maybe you have a little flub that normally you hate yourself for. Sometimes you're so happy that you just want to dance around and laugh at nothing, absolutely nothing, and that you look at yourself in the mirror and go "Wow, I have amazing eyes." That you want to do something abnormal for you, like paint your toenails or spend time with your little sister. You just think that life is so precious, and you never think anything bad will happen. It is an absolutely beautiful feeling, just so beautiful.

  17. 永久* 永久*
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2014 11:31am UTC
    Walking away but not letting go.

  18. KristinnasPoertyxOx KristinnasPoertyxOx
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2014 2:36pm UTC
    Do you ever have those dreams when you are falling and you wake up frightend and hyperventilating...? Scary right? :[

  19. _Jannette _Jannette
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2014 5:41pm UTC
    Format by jannette aka _Jannette.
    Remember kids:
    Don't get emotionally attached to a band. You'll get pregnant and die.
    © format : jannette

  20. KristinnasPoertyxOx KristinnasPoertyxOx
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2014 6:11pm UTC
    You are all beautiful in your own way.... :D

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