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  1. BrightBlonde BrightBlonde
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2011 2:20pm UTC
    ;)
    it makes everything sexual.

  2. BrightBlonde BrightBlonde
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2011 5:40pm UTC
    wink face = 100% dtf.

  3. BrightBlonde BrightBlonde
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2011 5:36pm UTC
    i love Golden Retrievers
    just saying

  4. BrightBlonde BrightBlonde
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2011 5:32pm UTC
    Pretending to die
    in front of your pet to see how they'll react.

  5. BrightBlonde BrightBlonde
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2011 1:37pm UTC
    yes, yes i know it sounds crazy...
    but i can accomplish world peace
    just give me enough duct tape to cover the mouths of 7 billion people.

  6. BrightBlonde BrightBlonde
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2011 1:29pm UTC
    i didnt lose my mind...
    it was taken by monkey ningas wearing blue jumpsuits

  7. BrightBlonde BrightBlonde
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2011 1:25pm UTC
    i'm not clumsy,
    it's just that
    the floor hates me, tables and chairs attack me...
    and the wall gets in my way.

  8. BrightBlonde BrightBlonde
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2011 3:43pm UTC
    When you start acting like a friend again...
    so will i</3

  9. BrightBlonde BrightBlonde
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2011 2:40pm UTC
    i want to know what it feels like
    to wake up in the morning and feel
    confident. to have instant happiness
    as soon as I step out of my bed.
    to go to school “and have eveyone think
    "that girl is beautiful today"
    to just be happy* with myself.
    I want to know what it feels like to be
    beautiful.

  10. BrightBlonde BrightBlonde
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2011 1:53pm UTC
    They say a picture is worth a thousand words.
    I think they're wrong. When i looked at yours, i was
    SPEACHLESS.

  11. BrightBlonde BrightBlonde
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2011 6:11pm UTC
    i got pulled over by a cop today. He said "papers"
    I said "scissors! I win!"
    He made me get out of my truck and take tests.
    SORE LOSER

    nmf.

  12. BrightBlonde BrightBlonde
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2011 6:04pm UTC
    love is just that cool

    nmf.

  13. BrightBlonde BrightBlonde
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2011 11:43pm UTC
    Fa v e i f y o u a r e
    RIDING SOLO
    (a n d l o v i n g i t )

  14. BrightBlonde BrightBlonde
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2011 11:39pm UTC
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  15. BrightBlonde BrightBlonde
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2011 4:18pm UTC
    Guys hate Justi n B i eber
    because he steals their girlfriends.

  16. BrightBlonde BrightBlonde
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2011 11:43am UTC
    I hate when people in horror movies
    call out "Hello?"
    i mean do they expect the killer to be in the kitchen
    "Hey, want a grilled cheese?"

  17. BrightBlonde BrightBlonde
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2011 11:39am UTC
    I'm the type ofgirl
    that believes in love,
    l o v e
    d o y o u?♥

  18. BrightBlonde BrightBlonde
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2011 11:33am UTC
    i'm the type of girl..
    who laughs at her mistakes
    s o e x c u s e m e i f i l a u g h a t y o u r f a c e .

    format credit; jayciecutie01

  19. BrightBlonde BrightBlonde
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2011 11:28am UTC
    .....that moment of preparation........
    B E F O R E
    stepping on the escalator.

  20. BrightBlonde BrightBlonde
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2011 11:23am UTC
    I t h i n k i l o v e y o u .
    Just gonna put that out there.

    format credit; jayciecutie01

:)

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