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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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tor_123
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July 22, 2012 5:35am UTC

And you sir,
are very attractive
therefore, I shall stare

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tor_123
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July 22, 2012 5:50am UTC

RULE OF
MATHS :
If it seems easy, you're doing it wrong
- tor_123

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tor_123
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July 22, 2012 9:09pm UTC

If love
(( I s j u s t a Game ♥ ))
Then how come
» » » I ' v e n e v e r w o n [x] [x] [x]

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tor_123
posted a quote
July 22, 2012 9:33pm UTC

Voldemort:Hey Dumbledore, nice wig haha what's it made out of?
Dumbledore: Your mom's chest hair

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JakeBeatsMeat
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December 23, 2011 6:55pm UTC

I LOVE MY GRANDMA #3
"Like my new ring?"
"yes gramma its very pretty"
"yeah i know jacob, arent you gunna ask me why i have it"
"why do you have it?"
"IM ENGAGED !"
"to who...."
"No one cause im old and wrinkley"
*all these stories are true conversations between me and my grandma :)

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Buki
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June 22, 2012 9:55am UTC

Bath Salts:
(plural noun)
The start of the Zombie Apocolypse.

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Savannahxaleese
posted a quote
June 11, 2011 7:41pm UTC

I have Cancer
My name is Savannah. Im 16 and I have bone cancer. I was diagnosed 6 months ago, and have been in treatment for 4 months. Im becoming weak, and losing my hair. Im so scared, but i try to stay strong.I am not making this quote for sympathy, im making it for a reason. I dont know how much longer I have left to live, but i am a fighter and will not let this disease destory me. However, I have made a list of 100 things I want to accomplish before i die(inspired from the Buried Life). Number 42 on my list is to get 2000 favs on a quote on witty. I know, this is a lot to ask, but i am asking you my witty sisters, to please help me out. Every fav will help me cross this thing off my list. Im sure your tired of seeing quotes like this, but this is the only favor i will ever ask from you girls. If you did read this, i love you so much. Thankyouu♥

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thatsacex3
posted a quote
October 12, 2010 12:29pm UTC

When guys get jealous
it's kinda cute (':
When girls get jealous
World war III is about to start.

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pleasespeaktomyface
posted a quote
June 21, 2012 9:51am UTC

Me: What do you do if you like a boy?
8-year-old cousin: You tell him.
Me: Well what if he doesn't like you back?
Cousin: You kill him.
Me: That's my girl.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
June 21, 2012 11:14am UTC

Please pray for Andrew.
20 hours ago, Andrew left his home in a huff. He was mad at his mother and just needed to get out. He disappeared with his bike, but no money and no water in 100 degree weather. Four hours passed, and nothing turned up. We assumed he had biked to his youth group, but had no way of knowing for sure. When the time for youth group came and went, there was still no sign of him. After 8 hours of Andrew being gone, a party went out to search for him with no luck. The police were called. They searched all night with no luck. All the area hospitals were called, thinking maybe he passed out of heat stroke. There was no luck. His mother went to bed frantic, but of course no body slept that night. Now 20 hours have passed, still with no sign of Andrew. Keep him in your prayers, and hope that he will be found.

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cheetah678
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June 21, 2012 11:20am UTC

:On the Ellen Degeneris show:
Edward: Are you on team Edward or team Jacob?
Ellen: Im on neither team Edward or team Jacob
Edward: ......
Ellen: Im on a totally different team
lmao do you get it?

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_broken
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June 19, 2012 11:40am UTC

I dare you to make
me your [ one and only ]
format © _broken

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secretlydifferent
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April 29, 2012 10:05am UTC

Am I the only that wonders why Spongebob doesn't float to the top even though he is a sponge?
Format by Sandrasaurus

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CarterxD
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March 17, 2011 9:37pm UTC

Wanna See Something Cool?
Press That Heart Button.
:D

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callmecrazyy
posted a quote
January 24, 2012 7:18pm UTC

*on fb*
"That embarrassing moment when your on your iphone for a long time and u finally hang up and you have the keys 1,2,3,4,5 and 6 imprinted on your cheek!:)"
um, it's an iphone.

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hayxhay
posted a quote
February 21, 2012 5:25pm UTC

Say olive and you,
In a Brittish accent..
:)♥

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sorryimnotyourperfectgirl
posted a quote
February 21, 2012 5:26pm UTC

when your crush comes up
behind you,hugs you and
tells you everythings
going to be okay.

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JustDropItLikeItsHot
posted a quote
February 21, 2012 5:26pm UTC

somewhere we went wrong.
we were once so strong.

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miranda943
posted a quote
February 20, 2012 10:03pm UTC

i don't care if you deny it, i know that she is your best friend and i'm not;
you tell her everything before you even call me
& i used to be the first to know

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