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BobTheNinja

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Member Since: 23 Feb 2011 06:10am

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BobTheNinja
posted a quote
January 5, 2012 5:06pm UTC

STOPSWEARING
Say crumbs instead, like I do in front of my parents…(;

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BobTheNinja
posted a quote
January 5, 2012 4:56pm UTC

Am I the only one who doesn’t want a‘fit/hot dude’,
but wants a handsome gentleman?
That’s why I was Team Edward
&& that’s why I’m still single.

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BobTheNinja
posted a quote
January 4, 2012 12:49pm UTC

This is the last second chance
I’m half as good as it gets

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BobTheNinja
posted a quote
January 4, 2012 12:34pm UTC

You Just Lost
The Game.
Mwahahahahaha.

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BobTheNinja
posted a quote
December 11, 2011 2:25pm UTC

l o a d i n g
███████████ 99%
10 minutes later…
l o a d i n g
███████55%
Me: * punches the laptop*

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BobTheNinja
posted a quote
December 11, 2011 2:13pm UTC

Wiggle
Wiggle
Wiggle
Yeah!

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BobTheNinja
posted a quote
December 8, 2011 11:49am UTC

Do You Have A Job?
Yeah, Being Myself.

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BobTheNinja
posted a quote
June 18, 2011 6:28am UTC

facts-you-didn’t-need-to-know #11
If you keep your eyes open by force when you sneeze, you might pop an eyeball out.

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BobTheNinja
posted a quote
June 18, 2011 6:20am UTC

facts-you-didn’t-need-to-know #10
On average, 12 new-borns will be given to the wrong parents daily.

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BobTheNinja
posted a quote
June 18, 2011 6:09am UTC

facts-you-didn’t-need-to-know #9
23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts.

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BobTheNinja
posted a quote
June 17, 2011 9:50am UTC

facts-you-didn’t-need-to-know #8
Coca Cola was originally green.

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BobTheNinja
posted a quote
June 17, 2011 6:51am UTC

OMG
it’s friday!!! :O
BRB
while I go get down…
all all all mine…

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BobTheNinja
posted a quote
June 17, 2011 5:59am UTC

facts-you-didn’t-need-to-know #7
The U.S. has more bagpipe bands than Scotland does.

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BobTheNinja
posted a quote
June 17, 2011 5:53am UTC

facts-you-didn’t-need-to-know #6
President George W. Bush was once a cheerleader.

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BobTheNinja
posted a quote
June 17, 2011 5:48am UTC

facts-you-didn’t-need-to-know #5
More than ten people a year are killed by vending machines.

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BobTheNinja
posted a quote
June 17, 2011 5:44am UTC

facts-you-didn’t-need-to-know #4
McDonald's is the world's largest distributor of toys.

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BobTheNinja
posted a quote
June 17, 2011 5:40am UTC

facts-you-didn’t-need-to-know #3
The can opener was invented 48 years after the can.

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BobTheNinja
posted a quote
June 17, 2011 5:35am UTC

facts-you-didn’t-need-to-know #2
Hippo milk is pink.

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BobTheNinja
posted a quote
June 17, 2011 4:28am UTC

facts-you-didn’t-need-to-know #1
Ice Cream is Chinese food.

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BobTheNinja
posted a quote
June 17, 2011 4:13am UTC

[♥][♥][♥][♥]
Within you, I lose myself. Without you,
I find myself wanting to be lost again.
[♥][♥][♥][♥]

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