Bluesoulflame posted a quote
September 11, 2012 1:25pm UTC
maybe I'm still single because i didn’t forward that chain Letter to 17 of my closest friends 5 years ago that’ll explain the little girl with no eyes at the end of my bed too
Bluesoulflame posted a quote
August 25, 2012 12:21pm UTC
*me and my friend talking about something* Friend: you know, you're right. Me: I know I'm right. Me: I'm always right. Me: And you know why I'm always right? Me: because I know everything. Friend:....are you- Me: let's just save time and asume I know everything
Bluesoulflame posted a quote
July 21, 2012 7:13am UTC
Seeing quotes of how annoying is to get out of the car when your favorite song comes one the radio and thinking. 'My favorite song never comes on the radio..'
Bluesoulflame posted a quote
July 21, 2012 3:52am UTC
NATURE OF MATH Math at school: Anna had 3 apples. John gave her 1 apple. How many apple does anna have? Answer: 4 Math at home: An allien had 12824674639 cows. A cow escaped and ate 3/4 of the grass on his planer. How much grass is left? Answer: 1/4 I like trains Math test: a purple pie had a soil hat. The turtle made milkshake. How many mad scientists does it take to create a pokemon trade card? Answer: an apple fell off a tree and a river runned trough LA cause I like pies.
Bluesoulflame posted a quote
July 4, 2012 2:40am UTC
That awkward moment when You're daydreaming in class and Your teacher snaps you out of it by asking you to read the next question. And You just stare at her like a socially awkward penguin.