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Bluesoulflame

  1. Bluesoulflame Bluesoulflame
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2012 1:39pm UTC
    You know what's sad?
    Disney will never make a story about gay people.
    Because it isn't something that the goverment Accepts.

  2. Bluesoulflame Bluesoulflame
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2012 1:29pm UTC
    Not even
    Google
    Knows
    everything
    not entirely my quote / my format though ;)

  3. Bluesoulflame Bluesoulflame
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2012 1:25pm UTC
    maybe I'm still single because i didn’t forward that chain Letter to 17 of my closest friends 5 years ago
    that’ll explain the little girl with no eyes at the end of my bed too

  4. Bluesoulflame Bluesoulflame
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2012 7:45am UTC
    I had
    A Pretty good life.
    Nobody
    Murdered me. Or put me in a potato. Or fed me to
    Birds.♥
    format by formatsbymaisha - maiieeeshasha

  5. Bluesoulflame Bluesoulflame
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 1:17pm UTC
    When life
    Gives you
    Lemons
    Put them on fire and throw them
    At Life's House♥
    format by formatsbymaisha - maiieeeshasha

  6. Bluesoulflame Bluesoulflame
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2012 3:32pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  7. Bluesoulflame Bluesoulflame
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2012 4:59pm UTC
    I know I'm hot, because everytime i hold a piece of chocolate, it melts

  8. Bluesoulflame Bluesoulflame
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2012 12:21pm UTC
    *me and my friend talking about something*
    Friend: you know, you're right.
    Me: I know I'm right.
    Me: I'm always right.
    Me: And you know why I'm always right?
    Me: because I know everything.
    Friend:....are you-
    Me: let's just save time and asume I know everything

  9. Bluesoulflame Bluesoulflame
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2012 9:46am UTC
    Why is everything so hard?

  10. Bluesoulflame Bluesoulflame
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 11:19am UTC
    & Am I the only one on here who actually plays video games?

  11. Bluesoulflame Bluesoulflame
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 10:56am UTC
    So, how are you doing? because I'm a potato!
    I bet none of you knows where this is from

  12. Bluesoulflame Bluesoulflame
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 7:17am UTC
    Dear lionsgate.
    If You don't recast the actor for Finnick Odair, some people are seriously gonna die.

  13. Bluesoulflame Bluesoulflame
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 7:13am UTC
    Seeing quotes of how annoying is to get out of the car when your favorite song comes one the radio and thinking.
    'My favorite song never comes on the radio..'

  14. Bluesoulflame Bluesoulflame
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 3:52am UTC
    NATURE OF MATH
    Math at school: Anna had 3 apples. John gave her 1 apple. How many apple does anna have? Answer: 4
    Math at home: An allien had 12824674639 cows. A cow escaped and ate 3/4 of the grass on his planer. How much grass is left? Answer: 1/4 I like trains
    Math test: a purple pie had a soil hat. The turtle made milkshake. How many mad scientists does it take to create a pokemon trade card? Answer: an apple fell off a tree and a river runned trough LA cause I like pies.

  15. Bluesoulflame Bluesoulflame
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2012 3:31pm UTC
    Some people just need a high-five.
    In the face.
    With a chair.
    Made of steel.
    With poisonous spikes.

  16. Bluesoulflame Bluesoulflame
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2012 12:26pm UTC
    That awkward moment when You're about to post a quote on witty and forget what you wanted to type

  17. Bluesoulflame Bluesoulflame
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2012 2:40am UTC
    That awkward moment when You're daydreaming in class and Your teacher snaps you out of it by asking you to read the next question.
    And You just stare at her like a socially awkward penguin.

  18. Bluesoulflame Bluesoulflame
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2012 4:10pm UTC
    My dog is against Christians.
    Today he peed in front of a curch

  19. Bluesoulflame Bluesoulflame
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2012 8:33am UTC
    Am I the only one who thinks that
    Steve should get a nobel prize or something?

  20. Bluesoulflame Bluesoulflame
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2012 12:24pm UTC
    You know you got a best friend
    when you're with her and you make rap songs about
    the most random thing.

:)

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