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BlisterOnTheSun

1. BlisterOnTheSun
   posted a quote
   December 13, 2012 4:20pm UTC
   What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?
   "Oh Sheet!"
   
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2. BlisterOnTheSun
   posted a quote
   August 18, 2012 9:37pm UTC
   If I could have you back
   I'd think about it once or twice, I guess
   If I could have you back
   I'd reconsider, maybe I'd say yes
   On the other hand it would be better to have a life
   Without the constant indecision over if I could have you back ♥
   
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3. BlisterOnTheSun
   posted a quote
   August 18, 2012 7:59pm UTC
   Annoying things parents do #1
   Yell at you, then ask "whats wrong?"
   
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4. BlisterOnTheSun
   posted a quote
   August 18, 2012 3:47pm UTC
   Dear Food,
   Either stop being so delicious, or stop making me fat.
   
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5. BlisterOnTheSun
   posted a quote
   August 18, 2012 12:09pm UTC
   It seems like
   THe road to success is always under construction..
   
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6. BlisterOnTheSun
   posted a quote
   August 18, 2012 11:47am UTC
   Maybe we were meant to be lonely
   Maybe we were meant to be on our own
   Loneliness has always been with me,
   But maybe we don't have to be all alone
   
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7. BlisterOnTheSun
   posted a quote
   August 17, 2012 11:04pm UTC
   You're like Google...
   you have everything I'm searching for.
   
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8. BlisterOnTheSun
   posted a quote
   August 17, 2012 10:30pm UTC
   Oddly enough,
   when ducks take pictures of themselves, they make the stupid teenage girl face.
   
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9. BlisterOnTheSun
   posted a quote
   August 17, 2012 9:02pm UTC
   Hey, Lucky Charms,
   Can you stop putting crappy cereal in my box of marshmallows?
   
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10. BlisterOnTheSun
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2012 4:02pm UTC
    I’m on a seafood diet..
    I see food and then I eat it.
    
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11. BlisterOnTheSun
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2012 9:55pm UTC
    Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when
    you realize you're wrong..
    
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12. BlisterOnTheSun
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2012 9:13pm UTC
    I JUST WANT TO BE WITH YOU TWICE:
    ♥ NOW AND FOREVER ♥
    
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13. BlisterOnTheSun
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2012 3:51pm UTC
    I know people change and these things happen
    But I remember how it was back then...
    
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14. BlisterOnTheSun
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2012 3:39pm UTC
    Just look at me now before I walk away
    You just might miss me, miss me one day.
    
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