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Bitch_You_Dont_Know_Me

  1. InOneMoment InOneMoment
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 1:55pm UTC
    woah. I just posted a quote...
    and instad of the normal "your quote will apprear in 5 minutes"
    the computer was like
    "success! look at your quote and it might appear in Top Quotes in a while!"
    and I'm just like
    o_0

  2. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 9:18pm UTC
    who else finds themselves
    looking for scars
    on other people's wrists?

  3. Angiebabe16 Angiebabe16
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 9:12am UTC
    There's too many dark sides in life.
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    Format by Breeze

  4. celestialerror* celestialerror*
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 1:45pm UTC
    I'm fine.
    I'm just not happy.

  5. taayloorx taayloorx
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 11:54am UTC
    If I Lay Here
    If I just l a y h e r e ,
    WOULD YOU LIE WITH ME
    & j u s t f o r g e t t h e w o r l d ? ♥
    (Format by defe4ted )

  6. Matea2707 Matea2707
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 8:43am UTC
    Did you know? #31
    Depressed people dream up to three times as much as non-depressed.. ♥
    Matea2707

  7. superfish12 superfish12
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 9:03am UTC
     
    I'm just scared that
    One day you're gonna
    wake up and think
    "I can do so much better
    than her."
     

  8. BlurryLight BlurryLight
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 7:16pm UTC
    *mom walks in on me on the phone*
    Mom: “Who are you talking to?”
    Me:“Jake....Jake from state farm”

  9. TheOtherDirection TheOtherDirection
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 5:53am UTC
    i hate that stupid feeling
    When you finnish a book or a TV-series,
    and you're forced to go back to the boring reality of your life

  10. JustAnotherWittyGuy JustAnotherWittyGuy
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 3:54pm UTC
    An 8th Grade Class
    Teacher: Okay class, in body language, what would a smile mean?
    Kid 1: Happy
    Teacher: Good! Anything Else?
    Kid 2: Excitement
    Teacher: Good, anything else? There's one more
    *no one raises their hand*
    *finnaly a kid raises hand*
    Kid who never talks: Well, it usually means that they are actually not happy at all and just need someone to know that they are not okay.

  11. mrsivyweasley mrsivyweasley
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 2:04pm UTC
    Guess what?!?!? You-Know-Who asked me out!
    You said no right???
    Why on earth would I say no?!
    Because Voldemort is honestly, very ugly.

  12. xotaracarr* xotaracarr*
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 8:21am UTC
    Did you hear? Russell Brand and Katy Perry are splitting up!
    Wow, I guess he is the one that got away.
    Something must have happened last Friday night.
    Maybe he wanted some other California girl.
    Or maybe he kissed another girl and liked it!
    That's what he gets for waking up in Vegas.
    She must be wide awake now..

  13. RunawayRachel RunawayRachel
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 10:12am UTC
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    You kill all the,.~*^*~. c a t e r p i l l a r s .Then complain t h a t t h e r e a r e n o, Butterflies.εїз εїз εїз εїз εїз εїз [x] [x] [x]

  14. SocietyKilledTheTeenager SocietyKilledTheTeenager
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 10:45am UTC
    I'm not going to lie,
    It doesn't get easier.
    I hate waking up every morning, looking at my phone and not seeing any good morning texts from him. I hate going to school and seeing an empty seat in every class where he used to sit. I hate walking past his house, looking up at his bedroom window and seeing the light turned off, no sign of life in that room at all.. I hate not hearing his voice, his laugh, the sound of his guitar. I hate not being in his arms when I need someone to comfort me. I hate walking past his grave, always seeing flowers there, wondering why God had to take him from me when he had such a great life ahead of him.. I hate cancer. I've been trying to stay strong, but it's just so hard.

  15. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2012 7:35am UTC
    " I think one direction is loved by girls
    and hated by guys because they sing every word a girl wants to hear
    and what every guys is afraid to say."
    format credit to OneDirection


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  17. DrakeandJosh DrakeandJosh
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2012 12:26pm UTC
    Drake and Josh #2
    Josh: This is my worst birthday ever!
    Drake: Is it because you ran over Oprah?
    Josh: No, because it's a little humid--YES, IT'S BECAUSE I RAN OVER OPRAH!

    Quote formatting by DreakandJosh

  18. wittyquotesgurl wittyquotesgurl
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2012 12:47am UTC
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    A cheetah and a lion have a race. The cheetah wins. The lion says "You is a cheetah!" The cheetah responds with "Nah, you lion'!"
    LOL anyone else gets it?
    • • • • • •

  19. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2012 7:11pm UTC
    *sees picture of One Direction*
    ah! my babies!

  20. Elandra Elandra
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2012 10:29am UTC
    You say you love rain, but you use an umbrella to walk under it.
    You say you love sun, but you seek shade when it's shining.
    You say you love wind, but when it comes you close your window.
    So that's why I'm scared when you say you love me.

:)

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