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BishBeMe

1. BishBeMe
   posted a quote
   March 30, 2013 10:07am UTC
   Don't think that after shattering my heart, you can come waltzing in and try to mend it back together. Because the mess you made....I had to clean up by myself.
   You're too late.
   
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2. BishBeMe
   posted a quote
   February 8, 2013 8:00pm UTC
   Period jokes arent funny. Period.
   Or am I just ovary-acting?
   
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3. BishBeMe
   posted a quote
   January 24, 2013 5:14pm UTC
   My friend's initial's are MNM
   Im legit, true story....no joke. MNM.
   Pretty awesome right..when you say it out loud..?
   
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4. BishBeMe
   posted a quote
   January 24, 2013 5:11pm UTC
   "I love Eminem!"
   "I like Skittles better"
   "No, the rapper you idiot"
   "You're the idiot, what's so good about an M&M wrapper....?"
   nmq
   
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5. BishBeMe
   posted a quote
   January 14, 2013 3:28pm UTC
   *interview with Justin Bieber*
   Justin Bieber: "Dont ever call a girl fat. it can take seconds to say it, but a lifetime to forget it. I know from experience"
   Reporter: "You called a girl fat?"
   Justin Bieber: "No, i've been called fat"
   #nohate
   
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6. BishBeMe
   posted a quote
   April 16, 2012 3:18pm UTC
   M.A.T.H = Mental Awful Torture for Humans
   
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7. BishBeMe
   posted a quote
   April 4, 2012 3:40pm UTC
   I hate cats
   You gotta be kitten me!
   No, Im not
   Litterally?
   Dude, how do you have friends?
   'Cause Im purrfect
   
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8. BishBeMe
   posted a quote
   April 3, 2012 4:41pm UTC
   Once you start hating someone, the smallest things they do start to annoy you
   Ex: Them: *Sneezes*
   You: "OH MY GOD"
   
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9. BishBeMe
   posted a quote
   April 3, 2012 11:55am UTC
   "And when you're, 15 and, somebody tells you they love you..you gotta believe them"
   ~Taylor Swift
   
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10. BishBeMe
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2012 11:53am UTC
    Mom: Don't talk to strangers!
    Me: So how do i make friends?
    
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11. BishBeMe
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2012 10:35am UTC
    Stop being jealous of me
    Why would i be jealous of a prehistoric creature?
    Because you are one
    ........
    
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12. BishBeMe
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2012 7:35pm UTC
    Adding a smiley face after each text so you don't sound serious.
    
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13. BishBeMe
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2012 11:01pm UTC
    What goes around,comes back around—
    Just like a boomerang
    
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14. BishBeMe
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 12:24pm UTC
    Fav this if...
    you've been ♥ broken by the one you loved.
    
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15. BishBeMe
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 12:20pm UTC
    Fav this if...
    you've been ♥ broken by the one you loved.
    
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16. BishBeMe
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 12:14pm UTC
    I'm not a stalker.
    I'm just an unpaid private investigator.
    
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17. BishBeMe
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 1:36pm UTC
    Admit it,
    At some point in your life, you stuck a ball up your shirt and pretended you were pregnant.
    
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18. BishBeMe
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2011 5:51pm UTC
    How are the good things in life,free?
    I never got to kiss you yet...
    
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19. BishBeMe
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2011 6:36pm UTC
    How did you notice,
    that I love you?
    Was it the way I looked at you,as you passed by?
    Was it because I smiled at you each day?
    Was it because you thought I was prettier than her?
    Or maybe it was just because you felt bad for me.
    Love isn't true,unless you love me for a good reason
    ♥
    
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20. BishBeMe
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2011 9:00pm UTC
    The awkward moment your crush waves at you,
    but you realize he was waving to his buddy behind you after you wave back
    
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