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  1. whatagorgeousmess whatagorgeousmess
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2012 3:28pm UTC
    Mom: Hey wanna hear something funny?Me: Sure. Mom: You know what the difference between you and a calendar is?Me: No.Mom: A calendar actually has dates. Me:Mom:Me:Mom:Me: I know...

  2. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2012 4:57pm UTC
    You never realize,
    how much you love someone, until you watch them love someone else.
    i

  3. tylerr tylerr
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2012 5:07pm UTC
    i do this dumb thing
    WHERE I WASTE MY TIME ON PEOPLE WHO
    WILL NEVER ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT ME.

  4. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2012 2:54pm UTC
    what if oxygen makes are voice deeper,
    and helium just makes it normal?

  5. mumblebumble mumblebumble
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2012 5:24pm UTC
    Whatever happened to chivalry?
    Does it only exist in 80's movies? I want John Cusack
    holding a boombox outside my window. I wanna ride
    off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. I want
    Jake from 16 Candles waiting outside the church <<<
    for me. I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the
    air because he knows he got me. Just once, ♥
    I want my life to be like an 80's movie.
    - Easy A

  6. only1truebelieber08 only1truebelieber08
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2012 4:24pm UTC
    When someone tells a joke,
    and you say "ohh haha" when you don't understand the joke at all.

  7. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2012 6:40pm UTC
    Do you have a boyfriend?
    Pssh, yeah..
    What's his name?
    Waldo
    Where is he?
    I'm still looking♥

  8. mumblebumble mumblebumble
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2012 5:34pm UTC
    YOU FLIRT, AND THEN DISS HER
    IGNORE HER, THEN SAY YOU MISS HER.
    ---------------------
    ---------------------
    YOU MAKE HER WONDER IF
    YOU EVEN WANT TO BE WITH HER.
    format by Kalliefornia


  9. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  10. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2012 6:39pm UTC
    You only get one shot.
    So make it count.
    At the end of the day,
    there's a 50/50 chance,
    you'll eithier lose,
    or win
    e v e r y t h i n g♥

  11. JustDropItLikeItsHot JustDropItLikeItsHot
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2012 6:33pm UTC
    So all of that....meant nothing?
    jayciecutie01

  12. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2012 5:54pm UTC
    What hurts the most is,
    that you just woke up and decided to never talk to me again
    and you made it look so easy..
    kARA008 FORMAT.

  13. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2012 2:10pm UTC
    a drop in the ocean, a change in the weather,
    I was praying that you & me might end up together
    it's like wishing for rain as i stand in the desert,
    but I'm holding you closer than most, 'cause you are my heaven.

  14. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2012 4:03pm UTC
    True friends are never apart,
    maybe in distance,
    but never in heart ♥

  15. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2012 2:03pm UTC
    get out, get out, get out of my head,
    and fall into my arms instead (:

  16. cndcdancer97 cndcdancer97
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2012 3:48pm UTC
    facebook boys:
    "you should come over. we could
    have some fun, if you know what
    i mean ;-)"
    witty boys:
    "you should come over. we can
    cuddle, and watch your favorite
    movie, and hold hands, and i'll
    cook for you, and we'll live
    happily ever after."
    boys i know:
    "make me a sandwich."

  17. Izzy10bella Izzy10bella
    posted a quote
    January 19, 2012 5:10pm UTC
    who else wishes;
    they could have lockers like the ones on Victorios?

  18. MySweetEscape MySweetEscape
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2012 9:17pm UTC
    Top lie of Guinness World Records:
    I love you.
    The Runner up:
    I love you too.

  19. _Hey_Bro_ _Hey_Bro_
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2012 8:08pm UTC
    i've learned,
    that sometimes you have to say
    "eff it" & move on.

  20. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2012 5:14pm UTC
    You deserve
    everything that's coming to you.
    It's karma long over due.

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