Mom: Hey wanna hear something funny?Me: Sure. Mom: You know what the difference between you and a calendar is?Me: No.Mom: A calendar actually has dates. Me:Mom:Me:Mom:Me: I know...
mumblebumble posted a quote
January 24, 2012 5:24pm UTC
Whatever happened to chivalry? Does it only exist in 80's movies? I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. I wanna ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. I want Jake from 16 Candles waiting outside the church <<< for me. I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me. Just once, ♥ I want my life to be like an 80's movie. - Easy A
mumblebumble posted a quote
January 24, 2012 5:34pm UTC
YOU FLIRT, AND THEN DISS HER IGNORE HER, THEN SAY YOU MISS HER. --------------------- --------------------- YOU MAKE HER WONDER IF YOU EVEN WANT TO BE WITH HER. format by Kalliefornia
a drop in the ocean, a change in the weather, I was praying that you & me might end up together it's like wishing for rain as i stand in the desert, but I'm holding you closer than most, 'cause you are my heaven.
cndcdancer97 posted a quote
January 19, 2012 3:48pm UTC
facebook boys: "you should come over. we could have some fun, if you know what i mean ;-)" witty boys: "you should come over. we can cuddle, and watch your favorite movie, and hold hands, and i'll cook for you, and we'll live happily ever after." boys i know: "make me a sandwich."