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SLERP
posted a quote
June 25, 2011 12:17am UTC

Ixfeelxlike
a training bra
I'm | holding | onto
s o m e t h i n g
//////// that isn't there
[♥] [♥]

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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setthemusicfree
posted a quote
June 25, 2011 6:23am UTC

Mistyping "good"
and accidentally typing "I'm god."♥

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xpeacexbluex
posted a quote
June 25, 2011 12:48am UTC

I love how people grow ;
g
Balls behind a computer screen & not in real life.

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SilverSnow
posted a quote
June 25, 2011 8:21am UTC

BUT MOM;
everyone failed that test

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Jules___
posted a quote
June 25, 2011 9:34am UTC

I wish that my house was
connected to my friends
house via underground
tunnels,
ANYONE ELSE?
♥

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eminemlove26
posted a quote
June 24, 2011 9:33pm UTC

Click here
Steve made a special site for Witty Chats!
I would love to see your face as you wondered what was wrong with the link...

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just_a_boy_0x
posted a quote
June 24, 2011 8:53pm UTC

click to see this quote

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daddysbai12
posted a quote
June 18, 2011 9:43pm UTC

It kinda sucks
when good people are put through crap
they dont deserve.

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daddysbai12
posted a quote
June 20, 2011 3:03pm UTC

////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
I would never
call my mom by her first name.
If I did, I would find myself
living in a cardboard box
///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////

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daddysbai12
posted a quote
June 20, 2011 8:37pm UTC

Seriously,
I have never in my life heard a baby actually say
"Goo goo,
gaa gaa"

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daddysbai12
posted a quote
June 21, 2011 8:40pm UTC

So today, I was telling my parents a funny story;
my mom said jokingly
"I don't know where we got her from"
And my six year old brother with a speech problem says
"from heaven"♥ ♥ ♥

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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xoalicecullenxo
posted a quote
June 23, 2011 8:35pm UTC

W i t h 7 B i l l i o n P e o p l e
i n t h e w o r l d , i t s e e m s i m p o s s i b l e t o f e e l a l o n e.. but trust me, i t ' s p o s s i b l e </3

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kclove5
posted a quote
June 23, 2011 9:11pm UTC

Fav if you are
on Witty this
very second.
;)
allmine♥

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12iloveyoubaby12
posted a quote
June 21, 2011 12:33am UTC

t
Please read?..
I have a one year old baby girl. Her name is Samantha. I'm only 15, yes that's a young age to have a kid.
But my baby girl was still my baby, and I loved her to death. Yesterday she died of a heart attack. No body can tell us why. It was so random.
I'll miss you Samantha, mommy loves you.
2010 - June 19, 2011
Fav this for my baby girl?
not my formatt

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tryhard
posted a quote
June 22, 2011 12:22am UTC

get over it

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