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Behindthesebrowneyes

1. Behindthesebrowneyes
   posted a quote
   April 12, 2013 1:01am UTC
   How long has it been
   since someone
   touched part of you
   other than your body?
   
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2. Behindthesebrowneyes
   posted a quote
   April 12, 2013 12:59am UTC
   a male celebrity can literally beat his girlfriend half to death and still enjoy a successful career with millions of adoring fans
   a female celebrity can gain a few pounds and she’s shunned, mocked, and ridiculed by thousands of people over many different mediums
   do you see the problem with this
   
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3. Behindthesebrowneyes
   posted a quote
   October 8, 2012 10:26pm UTC
   Mirror, mirror on the wall,
   who's the biggest fool of all?
   Must be the girl who can't stop crying.
   Or maybe the girl who kept on trying.
   
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4. Behindthesebrowneyes
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   July 19, 2012 3:45am UTC
   One Direction sent out a bouquet of flowers and a card to a family of a 13 year old girl that was murdered.
   
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5. Behindthesebrowneyes
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   July 12, 2012 8:34pm UTC
   "You really said that?!"
   No,but I was thinking it.
   
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6. Behindthesebrowneyes
   posted a quote
   July 11, 2012 12:18am UTC
   Fact: The first person that
   you think of in the morning
   and the last person you
   think of in the night is
   either the cause of your
   happiness or the cause of
   your pain.
   
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7. Behindthesebrowneyes
   posted a quote
   July 3, 2012 5:10pm UTC
   I think you could fall in love with anyone if you saw the parts of them no one else gets to see. Like if you followed them around invisibly for a day and saw them crying in their bed at night or singing in the shower or humming quietly to themselves as they make a sandwich or even just walking along the street. And even if they were really weird and had no friends at school, I think, after seeing them at their most vulnerable, you wouldn’t be able to help falling in love with them.
   
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8. Behindthesebrowneyes
   posted a quote
   July 2, 2012 3:09pm UTC
   "Sometimes the questions are complicated but the answers are simple"
   
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9. Behindthesebrowneyes
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   July 2, 2012 2:58pm UTC
   Plot twist: It wasn't Jake from State Farm.
   
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10. Behindthesebrowneyes
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2012 1:00am UTC
    Big or small,
    lies are lies
    
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11. Behindthesebrowneyes
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2012 5:29pm UTC
    If Barbie was an actual woman, she would be 5.9" tall, have a 39"
    bust, an 18" waist, 33" hips and a size 3 shoe.
    Barbie calls this a "full figure" and likes her weight at 110 pounds.
    At 5'9" tall and weighing 110 pounds, Barbie would have a BMI of 16.24
    and fit the weight criteria for anorexia. She likely would not
    menstruate.
    If Barbie was a real woman she would have to walk on all fours due to
    her proportions.
    Slumber Party Barbie was introduced in 1965 and came with a
    bathroom scale permanetly set at 110lbs with a book entitled "How
    to Lose Weight" with directions inside stating simply "Don't eat."
    
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12. Behindthesebrowneyes
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    June 30, 2012 5:19pm UTC
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13. Behindthesebrowneyes
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2012 4:11pm UTC
    Think about this.
    The person you are going to marry is walking the Earth at
    this very second.
    That thought alone should give you hope to continue each
    and every day, knowing someone, somewhere is
    completely in love with you, even if you both don't know it
    yet.
    Six Billion Secrets
    
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14. Behindthesebrowneyes
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2012 9:36pm UTC
    Please don't tell me that I was the only one who was in love with Ricky Ullman from Phil of the Future.
    
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15. Behindthesebrowneyes
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 7:16pm UTC
    One Direction facts: Harry once had an hour long conversation with a cat while he was drunk.
    
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16. Behindthesebrowneyes
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 7:06pm UTC
    Attractive person: Hi.
    Me: Is this some kind of sick joke?
    
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17. Behindthesebrowneyes
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    June 28, 2012 6:57pm UTC
    There are actually decent boys in every corner of the world.. too bad the world is round.
    
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18. Behindthesebrowneyes
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 10:46pm UTC
    SURVERY TIME: I can't decide which to go on more so I'm asking YOU GUYS.
    Fave for WITTY
    Comment for TUMBLR
    
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19. Behindthesebrowneyes
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 10:33pm UTC
    Somone loves you even when you don't think so.
    
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20. Behindthesebrowneyes
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 9:59pm UTC
    People
    Order
    Our
    Patties
    
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