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MyMindBook
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January 6, 2013 6:55pm UTC

You never know how dirty song lyrics are...
Until you hear a child sing them.

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sammy*
posted a quote
January 6, 2013 3:27pm UTC

Boys,
if there's a girl out there who makes you smile,
just by hearing the sound of her name,
she's a keeper.
If she makes you feel special just by being there,
or just being herself,
she's a keeper.
Maybe she's the type who loves to have a good time and is confident and she doesn't care what she looks like.
Or maybe she's insecure
and feels like she has to please people.
Maybe she's both.
Either way, if she always makes you feel that certain feeling,
She's a keeper.
this is my quote, and no this wasn't made by ThatsSoMee lol :)

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 6, 2013 5:11pm UTC

the moon is kind of a creep the
sun is polite and leaves when it’s
night time meanwhile during the day
sometimes you can see the moon just
WATCHING
hey just checkin
up on you
hey ☾ hey how you
doin
i'll see you later
tonight too lookin forward to it
F O R M A T J I M M Y 3 6 5

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strawberry_skittles
posted a quote
January 6, 2013 8:05pm UTC

Instead of saying "Lol"
I'm going to start saying "Salts"
(Smiled a little, then stopped)
It's a lot more truthful...

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britany*
posted a quote
January 6, 2013 8:06pm UTC

Anyone else find it slightly suspicous that Gabe
in Good Luck Charlie is the ONLY brunette
member of the Ducan Family?

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OreoLover
posted a quote
January 6, 2013 9:22pm UTC

Imagine that all of us Wittians got together and had like,
A Witty Party.
It'd be so cool. For snacks and refreshments, we'd have pizza, ice cream, a nutella bar, and we could watch movies like Mean Girls and old Disney shows, and we'd stay in our sweatpants and comfy clothes all night, and we could call hot guys off of restricted numbers because we're too insecure to talk to them, and then we could have fandom trivia rounds
and the prizes would include little band member/
book character bobble heads and stuff, & then
we'd all write down our favorite songs so that
they're all played by the end of the night,
and we'd just have the best time ever.

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wittyquotesgurl
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January 6, 2013 5:30pm UTC

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
January 6, 2013 2:31pm UTC

If you think I'm attractive then you probably
have the world's lowest standards

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sammy*
posted a quote
January 6, 2013 4:33pm UTC

Not gonna lie-
i s p e n d 85% o f m y t i m e ,
i m a g i n i n g d i f f e r e n t
s c e n a r i o s i n m y h e a d .
Phillies99's Format
my quote.

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sammy*
posted a quote
January 6, 2013 3:11pm UTC

My life is a constant cycle of waiting until the weekend,
and then not doing anything when it comes.

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伤*
posted a quote
January 6, 2013 4:00pm UTC

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
January 6, 2013 2:23pm UTC

I'm still trying to get over the fact that oranges
are pre-sliced by nature

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 30, 2012 6:14pm UTC

sorry, but your password must contain an
uppercase letter, a number, a punctuation mark, a gang sign, an extinct animal and a hieroglyph.

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 30, 2012 6:18pm UTC

how many hair styles would harry styles
style if harry styles could style hair styles?

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rooftops*
posted a quote
December 30, 2012 7:17pm UTC

My Health Teacher: People who are not depressed see the world the way they want to see it. People who are depressed see the world the way it actually is.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
December 30, 2012 6:40pm UTC

Worst Physical Pains
- stepping on a lego
- stubbing your toe
- touching a curling iron
- getting shampoo in your eyes
- spilling lemon juice on a paper cut
- getting stabbed 47 times
- burning your tongue
- sitting on a hairbrush
- getting bit by an ant
One of these is not like
the others...

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
December 30, 2012 3:56pm UTC

We often say goodbye
to the person we don’t want to say goodbye to.
Saying goodbye doesn’t mean that we stopped loving them
or we stopped caring.
A goodbye can also be the most painful way to say
I love you.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
December 30, 2012 4:14pm UTC

You write on your diary
or on Witty
all of the things that you want in a guy
to give and show you.
All the things that you want in your relationship to happen.
You kept on wishing for a guy who will love you
and who cares for you.
That someone who will make you happy.
For once, stop trying to get his attention.
Turn around and notice that they are actually guys
who would die for your attention.
He is trying to make you fall in love with him.
He may be awkward and quiet,
but he is romantic and funny.
Please, stop and just notice.

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BandG33k
posted a quote
December 30, 2012 12:49pm UTC

1912: Dracula used to drink the blood of virgins.
2012: He died of thirst.

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Hogwartian
posted a quote
December 30, 2012 11:43am UTC

Edward: *sparkle, sparkle*
Snape: If you're a vampire, then like, why do you sparkle?
Edward:
Snape:
The World:
Dumbledore: Oh my God, Severus, you can't just ask people why they sparkle.

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