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1. BeccabooABC
   posted a quote
   December 24, 2012 5:33pm UTC
   Straighten it
   Curl it.
   Cut it.
   Rip it
   Love it
   Save it
   donate it
   Shave it.
   moustache...
   
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2. BeccabooABC
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   December 24, 2012 5:31pm UTC
   Sitting Alone,
   On a friday night
   <3
   
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3. BeccabooABC
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   December 24, 2012 5:29pm UTC
   ► the moments
   memories
   Hope
   happiness
   
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4. BeccabooABC
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   December 24, 2012 5:15pm UTC
   Favorite if you're that 1% that thought "Shake your groove thing!" was "Shake your green thing!"
   -Be honest-
   
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5. BeccabooABC
   posted a quote
   December 24, 2012 5:12pm UTC
   BFF (TRYWD)
   Best
   Forest
   Fire
   That
   Ruins
   Your
   Whole
   Day.
   
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6. BeccabooABC
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   December 23, 2012 8:22pm UTC
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7. BeccabooABC
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   December 23, 2012 8:20pm UTC
   “That Santa Claus outfit smelled like a chain-smoking goat.” — Sugar Bear
   “The worst part about Christmas in July is that it’s hot. And it’s in July.” — Sugar Bear
   “When June sat on my lap, she didn’t really ask for nothing, but I couldn’t feel my feet.” — Sugar Bear
   “I want her out cause she’s hurting my biscuit.” — Chickadee referring to her unborn child as she’s presumably in labor
   “I’m not ready for Kaitlynn to come. Gonna smell like poop.” — Honey Boo Boo on her unborn niece
   “When my belly hurts it’s usually because of gas or too many chicken nuggets. — Honey Boo Boo
   “Spray tan is like poop in a can.” — Honey Boo Boo
   “When I saw June in that blonde wig, it made me a little frisky. It kinda made me want to jump some bones.” — Sugar Bear after June tried on a wig at Shh! It’s a Wig
   “Being voluptuous, heat and me don’t mix with my body. It never has. It don’t mix with my digestive system very well. Cause that’s why I don’t eat.” *burp* — Mama
   “I want the barbecue. And then I want the chicken. And then I want the ribs.” — Honey Boo Boo, ordering at the sit-down restaurant
   “Don’t tell nobody, but all of Pumpkin’s clothes come from the dumpster.” — Honey Boo Boo
   “A baby does not come out of your butt. It comes out of your biscuit.” — Pumpkin
   “A woman will ew on herself before she has a baby. Then her hemorrhoids come out.” — Mama
   “Birthin babies are disgusting.” — Honey Boo Boo
   
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8. BeccabooABC
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   December 23, 2012 8:17pm UTC
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9. BeccabooABC
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   December 23, 2012 8:13pm UTC
   I survived Friday like a boss cuzz nobody wants to hear that song again(its friday friday gotta get down on friday!)
   -EXPLODES-
   
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10. BeccabooABC
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    December 23, 2012 8:05pm UTC
    I like hate like when like girls like talk like this like.
    
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11. BeccabooABC
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    December 23, 2012 8:03pm UTC
    That crazy moment when...
    Christmas is only 2 days away and it seems like two years :/ Just me?
    
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12. BeccabooABC
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    December 23, 2012 7:58pm UTC
    If you live to 101,
    I would love 101 - one day so i dont have to live without you <3 <3
    
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13. BeccabooABC
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    December 23, 2012 7:51pm UTC
    It doesn't matter if you love him or capital H-I-M Just put your paws up 'Cause you were born this way, baby
    My mama told me when I was young We are all born superstars She rolled my hair and put my lipstick on In the glass of her boudoir
    There's nothin' wrong with lovin' who you are She said, 'cause He made you perfect, babe So hold your head up, girl and you you'll go far Listen to me when I say
    I'm beautiful in my way 'Cause God makes no mistakes I'm on the right track, baby I was born this way
    Don't hide yourself in regret Just love yourself and you're set I'm on the right track, baby I was born this way, born this way
    Ooh, there ain't no other way, baby, I was born this way Baby, I was born this way Ooh, there ain't no other way, baby, I was born this way I'm on the right track, baby, I was born this way
    ~Lady Gaga
    
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14. BeccabooABC
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 7:39pm UTC
    What if i died today?
    Will you love me like you did yesterday?
    
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