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zubair
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May 18, 2012 4:06pm UTC

Believe It Or Not if we have 60 random people in a roomthen the chance of any two peoplesharing the same birthday is 99.41% (: If you don't believe this, test it yourself. Post your birthday below (no need to mention the year ) in the 'comments' and when the comments are above 60 we can check the comments ...And if you think this is another one of those 'fave-if'/'comment' quotes...then you can report it :)

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insignificantx
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May 18, 2012 3:26pm UTC

So I see the ever-famous quote: "When I go to the restaurant and the waiter asks us if we want a table. And I'm like 'No, carpet for 6 please!'" And I think: So what would you do if the waiter actually cleared a space on the floor for you? Would you sit down, or leave? Yup, that's what I thought... I'd sit down too :)

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MusicIsLifexoxo
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May 18, 2012 4:14pm UTC

The Worst Feeling
is when you're out of tears, but you're not out of pain

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hermione23katniss
posted a quote
May 18, 2012 3:14pm UTC

Here's to the girls who
just want a boy to cuddle with.

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Beautiful13
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April 13, 2012 11:36pm UTC

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Ronixoxo
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May 3, 2012 4:30pm UTC

When your sweatshirt
zipper keeps bending
or puffing out in the
middle.
Format by Sandrasaurus

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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lovesick101
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May 3, 2012 1:40pm UTC

In class reading we were reading a really old love poem from a guy to a girl
Teacher: Now, in modern times, what would he say?
me: um. get in my pants?
guy friend 1: take your clothes of you sexy beast?
guy friend 2: you're hot. imma get in your pants?
guy friend 3: i want to put my pen*s in you and-
Teacher: uhm ok. that's enough.. romance is dead.
I have to agree with her.
Dunno about you but i rather have a guy write me a love poem. Anyone else?

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BravoSierra
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May 3, 2012 1:06pm UTC

Me: Hi, I like you.
Crush: That's nice.

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prplesockerninja22
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May 3, 2012 4:50pm UTC

Hey Dad what's it like having the greatest kid ever?
I don't know.........ask your granfather

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CandyBurst
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May 3, 2012 3:10pm UTC

I’m blonde; I must be stupid.
I’m brunette; I must be boring.
I have red hair; I must have a fiery temper.
I have black hair, I must be eccentric.
I dye my hair; I must be trying to be someone.
I wear make-up; I must be fake.
I wear skirts; I must be a slag.
I like football; I must be a lesbian.
I’m rich; I must be spoilt.
I’m poor; Imust be a tramp.
I wear black; I must be a goth.
I wear hoodies; Imustbe causing trouble.
I’m skinny; I muststarve myself.
I’m curvy; I must constantly eat.
I’m smart; I must be a nerd.
I’m independent; I must be a loner.
I cry; I must be a baby.
I’m not like you; I must be weird.
I’m like you; I must be copying.
I’m religious; I must make you be the same.
I’m young; I must be naïve.
I’m old; I must be unable to look after myself.
I’m a teenager; I must always be up to no good.
I’m a straight-A student; I must have no social life.
I have no job; I must be lazy.
I have a good job; I must be a snob.
I’m foreign; I must be pocketing your tax.
I am human; I must be stereotyped.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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iluvblondie23
posted a quote
April 27, 2012 5:32pm UTC

I hate acting like a shy girl around the boy's I like, but acting my weird crazy self around the one's I don't like. I wish I could be comfortable around all of them.
Just me? ♥

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momentoftruth1
posted a quote
April 27, 2012 12:08pm UTC

Girl
No body text me, my blackberry has been robbed :'(
4 hours ago · via facebook for blackberry · comment · like

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Sofie14
posted a quote
April 27, 2012 6:02pm UTC

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Break her heart,
I will break your face.

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hannah_spongebob1997
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April 27, 2012 5:20pm UTC

I Think It's Pretty Funny How On Blues Clues, The Blue Dog Is A Girl, & The Pink Dog Is A Boy.

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MusicSoundsBetterWithYou
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April 27, 2012 2:18pm UTC

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"If your from Africa why are you white" ;)
Fav if you know what this is from? <3
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StartingOver
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April 27, 2012 2:35pm UTC

School uses a lot of paper. Paper comes from trees. Trees give us oxygen.
Oh great, the teachers are trying to kill us.

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xLeilaa
posted a quote
April 27, 2012 2:41pm UTC

The way couples smile before they kiss
fml forever alone
♥

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itsnickipewpyo
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April 27, 2012 3:27pm UTC

One Direction inverview:
Interviewer: What is the one thing you can't live without?
Liam: Probably my hair products.
Zayn: My mobile.
Louis: I'm gonna say my mobile phone.
Harry: I'm gonna go...laptop.
Niall: I'm going to say my heart.

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