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  1. Unicornasaurus Unicornasaurus
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2013 8:47pm UTC
    Unfortunately I;
    - Fall too fast
    - Crash too hard
    - Care too much
    - Forgive too easy
    - Wait too long
    - Miss people I shouldn't
    - Sometimes worry over nothing
    - Over think everything
    - Am too complicated to be loved
    - All Of The Above


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2013 2:05pm UTC
    When my teacher gets pregnant:
    Normal people: Congratulations
    Me: My teacher had $exx?

  4. Joojoobees2011 Joojoobees2011
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2012 6:30pm UTC
    I wanna see what the most Popular age group on
    Witty is,
    Fave if you are 14 or younger
    Comment if you are 15 or older
    nmf

  5. moonbeampie moonbeampie
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 2:10pm UTC
    *teacher calls name on roll*
    normal people:Here!
    me: *has been preparing for this moment for the last ten minutes*
    *sends email*
    normal people: logs out.
    me: immediately goes to sent items and reads it again.
    *arrives early to event*
    normal people: Sorry I'm a little early!
    me: *waits in car until it's deemed socially acceptable to arrive*
    *somebody was mean to me*
    normal people: argues, then forgets it.
    me: spends the next six years winning arguments against them in the shower
    *remembers embarassing moment from years ago*
    normal people: *laughs*
    me: cringes and obsesses over what could have been done differently.

  6. writtenrain* writtenrain*
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2013 11:54pm UTC
    Me: *drops the shampoo bottle in the shower*
    Mom: OH MY GOD COURTNEY ARE YOU OKAY?
    Every. Single. Time.

  7. FollowUrDreams* FollowUrDreams*
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2012 8:17pm UTC
    I hate it when am cleaning and someones like
    ''missed a spot''
    all i wanna do is punch them in the face and say
    ''thanks just got it ;)''


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  9. Love_To_Laugh123 Love_To_Laugh123
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 5:47pm UTC
    I HATE when kids in my grade "go out".
    You're just sitting next to each other and texting.
    By those standards I am currently in a relationship with my Mother.

  10. just_trying_to_get_away just_trying_to_get_away
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 7:27pm UTC
    " I like your hair."
    "Thanks, I grew it myself."
    not mine

  11. FramingMatthew FramingMatthew
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 1:18pm UTC
    This really is the last time I'll get to go on Witty...
    I'm in hospital right now, my family weren't even allowed to see me until last night. I wanted to talk to all of you people one last time, but the doctors wouldn't let my mom take a laptop - I begged them for an hour to let her, even if I could only use it for 15 minutes (I also begged them to let me see my girlfriend, I can be VERY persuasive when I want haha) ... I was THAT desperate.
    But yeah. This is the last time I'll be on Witty.. I could be dead within 2 weeks. It sucks, but everyone will go on without me. They all know that even though I'm not physically with them, I'll always be there; and they can always talk to me, even though I won't be able to respond.
    Gah, there's SO many things I want to say to you all, but I don't know how to say them, and anyways I always end up saying the same kind of thing in my quotes in the hope that people would be inspired. I'm a bit of a fail, aren't I? I'm certainly no Martin Luther King Jr, or Nelson Mandela or any of those awesome inspirational people.. I'm just an ordinary 15 year old kid who's going to die of cancer :Z But I still try. I don't like giving up. And I've been told before that my quotes have saved people's lives. That's.. just amazing. It makes me feel like I have made a difference, even though it was just a small difference to the universe. Does that make sense? .. No, I didn't think so. x_x
    So, all I can say now is.. Read my other quotes. You don't have to fave them, just read them. And never give up on your life. You can get through this. There's always someone going through worse than you; someone who'd give anything to be you.. Like, I'd give anything to be one of you people here than be dying of cancer like I am now.
    You want to be beautiful? Just believe in yourself. Confidence looks good on a girl.
    Thanks for all the love and support, Witty. You all mean the world to me. I love you. <3
    - FramingMatthew

  12. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2012 9:20pm UTC
    Find a guy
    Who calls you beautiful instead of hot,
    who calls you back when you hang up,
    who will lie under the stars and listen to your heartbeat,
    or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
    Wait for the boy that kisses your forehead,
    who wants to show you off to the world when you are in sweats,
    who thinks you're just as pretty without makeup on.
    One who constantly reminds you of how much he cares and how lucky he is to have found you.
    The one who turns to his friends and says, "That's her."
    You deserve this, girls.
    im jimmy365
    format by ThatsSoMeee :)
    my quote but not my idea

  13. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2012 9:29pm UTC
    You Don't Need Me?
    COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!
    soon you'll realize I was there for you more than anyone else ever will be.

  14. FunZy0x4 FunZy0x4
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2012 9:33pm UTC
    so there's this boy...
    & I would tell you
    everything about him, but i'd be
    afraid you'd fall in love with him too...

  15. arii321 arii321
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 7:53pm UTC
    Teacher: THIS IS NOT AN ASSIGNMENT YOU SHOULD DO THE NIGHT BEFORE.
    Me: Challenge accepted:)

  16. mgiels mgiels
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 3:50pm UTC
    "WHIICCHHH SEEAAT CAAANN III TAAAAAAAAAKEEE"
    The hood.

  17. turtlebeat turtlebeat
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 3:32pm UTC
    That awkward moment, ....when you upload
    A quote and you expect 100 faves and all you get is 0 faves

  18. just_trying_to_get_away just_trying_to_get_away
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 6:18pm UTC
    S i n c e o u r f i r s t c o n v e r s a t i o n ,
    s i n c e t h e f i r s t t i m e w e l o c k e d e y e s ,
    a l l I ' v e e v e r w a n t e d i s
    f o r y o u t o b e m i n e ♥

  19. lyssarox97 lyssarox97
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 6:21pm UTC
    Basorexia
    a strong craving or hunger for kissing
    nmf

  20. xoxoyours143 xoxoyours143
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 5:29pm UTC
    Q; How much of a "rebel" are you?
    A: Well, I used to be a huge chicken. But now, I do just about any dare that you want me to. I don't care what other people think, unless they are hot guys;) haha does that answer your question?

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