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Peace1231
posted a quote
September 4, 2012 10:14pm UTC

,
I don't mean
to be clingy,
It's just that I want to talk to you as much as I can. And I want to see you as much as I can. I don't want to be annoying, but I want to cherish every second I have with you.

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lovecrazy
posted a quote
September 4, 2012 8:35pm UTC

Guy Friend: If I had boobs, I'd play with them..
Me: If I had a dick, I'd make you suck it.
This seriously just happened.. lololol

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stella12344
posted a quote
September 4, 2012 6:56pm UTC

Me:"My alphabet soup is telling me a special message! It says oooooooo"
Sister: "You're eating Cheereos.

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mooselinaturtle
posted a quote
September 4, 2012 5:46pm UTC

When the teacher says
PAIR UP
and you give your best friend the YOU'RE-MY-PARTNER glare.

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I_Dont_Know
posted a quote
September 4, 2012 9:28pm UTC

I’m kinda like the kid who was raised by wolves,
except instead of wolves it was the internet.

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desultori*
posted a quote
September 4, 2012 7:00pm UTC

that
awkward
masturbating motion
you make to get
the shampoo out of
your shampoo bottle
torijay

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kyhricak
posted a quote
September 4, 2012 5:40pm UTC

my friend: stop quoting mean girls it's not 2004 anymore
me: you don't even go here

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OreoLover
posted a quote
September 4, 2012 6:30pm UTC

So is anyone else putting a "W" on their hand tomorrow?
I'm curious to see if this thing is gonna work out.

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never_forget
posted a quote
September 4, 2012 5:46pm UTC

your heart is a muscle;
and what happens when a muslce is torn?
it grows back stronger. ♥

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xEmmax
posted a quote
September 4, 2012 5:02pm UTC

If you watched any of these shows when you were younger, your childhood was awesome.
The Amanda Show
Sesame Street
Teletubbies
Even Steven
Dragon Tales
Lizzie McGuire
Full House
The Proud Family
Kim Possible
Lilo & Stitch
That's So Raven
Blue's Clues
The Wiggles
The Land Before Time
Arthur
Hey Arnold
Boy Meets World
Comment any that I missed(:

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ImmaBeWitty
posted a quote
September 4, 2012 5:56pm UTC

I hate no being able to
NEATLY REMOVE THE STICKER FROM SOMETHING NEW.
format by br0kenwings

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never_forget
posted a quote
September 4, 2012 5:27pm UTC

"will you be my girlfriend?" ;
is a lot cuter than
"will you go out with me?"

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jariley*
posted a quote
September 4, 2012 6:19pm UTC

Worst Part of the First Day Of School
actually having to socialize
Format by twilightgirl995

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Compulsive_Confessor
posted a quote
September 4, 2012 9:21pm UTC

Me & my dad watching tv at my grandparents ( I was really young)
Me: * as I hear the word gay" Daddy what does gay mean?
Dad: It means that you are really happy. I am happy, are you?
Me: * goes yelling* GRANDPA GRANDPA! Dad and I are gay together!!!!
10 years later...
Me: Oh God, WHY?????

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cmayl11
posted a quote
September 4, 2012 8:07pm UTC

□ Single
□ Taken
√ Sorry, My five husbands are on tour.

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hermione23katniss
posted a quote
September 4, 2012 8:30pm UTC

Beware Everyone:
Because soon, all the 2000's kids are going to write "You're a 2000's kid if you remember this" quotes.

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Cookiemonster99
posted a quote
September 4, 2012 5:39pm UTC

Here's to the girl s
who never really get many faves..
{[But keeps writing ,
nonetheles s.]}
♥

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jimmy365
posted a quote
September 4, 2012 8:50pm UTC

teacher: put this handout in a safe place somewhere where you
know exactly where it is just guard it with ur life never let it out of ur sight
me: shoves paper into bottom of bookbag and doesn't find it again until 2016

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randi*
posted a quote
September 4, 2012 6:59pm UTC

15 years old: I WANT A BOYFRIEND
20 years old: I REALLY WANT A BOYFRIEND OK
30 years old: NO SERIOUSLY I NEED A BOYFRIEND GUYS I'M NOT KIDDING
40 years old: PLEASE I'M DESPERATE
50 years old: GUYS THIS ISN'T FUNNY ANYMORE CMON
60 years old: IT'S NOT FUNNY GUYS
70 years old: GUYS
mine.

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randi*
posted a quote
September 4, 2012 7:13pm UTC

Hi, my name is Alex Russo and my hobby is poking things with a stick.
But I haven't figured out how to make a living with that yet so I'm in school.
mine.

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