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1. BatmanChick18
   posted a quote
   April 24, 2014 4:50pm UTC
   I lie awake and wonder "Do you think of me...because I think of you. Every second of everyday. It kills me to know that she's in your arms. And I'm not. It kills me to know that you replaced me. But all I want is for you to be happy. But just know you're always on my mind and you will always have a place in my heart." I roll over and go to sleep. I may be sleeping but we're always together in my dreams.
   
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2. BatmanChick18
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   October 20, 2013 12:18am UTC
   *A dream I had*
   I met Rocky and Cece from the Disney Channel show Shake It Up, and we were all part of a dance team and had to compete against Miley Cyrus. It was Rocky's turn to do a dance move when Miley interrupted her and started doing her "Twerk of Death" and turned Rocky into an evil twerking Miley minion. All of a sudden, Robin Thicke came out of no where and was all l like "I'm here to save you because you 3 are good girls and I know you want it! But Miley, you're baaad!" Then he started dancing and singing to Blurred Lines and Miley started to melt and screamed "NO! I can't see! D**n blurred lines!" Then she died and Rocky turned back to normal and Robin Thicke took us all out for icecream.
   
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3. BatmanChick18
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   September 7, 2013 5:47pm UTC
   Oh baby, do I gotta pee!
   *I say in a Mickey Mouse voice*
   
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4. BatmanChick18
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   August 5, 2013 1:29pm UTC
   So can we push push push rewind,
   Go go back in time,
   When we were kids sneaking bottles of wine,
   Take take take me back, I wanna go back,
   Back to what we had! Do you remember when we started this mess,
   My heart was beating out of my chest!,
   Remember when we stole your dad's car,
   I never thought we'd take it that far,
   Oh we where flying so high, yeah partners in crime,
   So why'd we ever say good bye?,
   Remember when we, when we, had it all
   Do you remember when...
   
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5. BatmanChick18
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   August 5, 2013 1:24pm UTC
   We can rock the world tonight but no it doesn't have to be love
   
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6. BatmanChick18
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   August 4, 2013 10:26pm UTC
   This quote does not exist. Don't even waste your time. Do you realize what you could be doing instead of reading this? You could be wasting your time...doing other things. But you stll decide to sit here on your lazy butt and read this worthless, time consuming quote. You should be ashamed of your ratchet self.
   
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7. BatmanChick18
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   August 4, 2013 7:34pm UTC
   Don't feed me sorrow.
   Pain is a poison I digest.
   
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8. BatmanChick18
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   August 3, 2013 12:24pm UTC
   In the end, as we fade into the night
   Who will tell the story of your life?
   
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9. BatmanChick18
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   August 3, 2013 1:30am UTC
   My songs know what you did in the dark.
   
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10. BatmanChick18
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    July 29, 2013 12:28am UTC
    A baby's laughter is the most beautiful sound you'll ever hear. Unless its 3 A.M.
    You're home alone.
    And you don't have a baby.
    
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11. BatmanChick18
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    July 27, 2013 8:23pm UTC
    Friend: I know where you sleep at night >:)
    Me: O.O
    
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12. BatmanChick18
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    July 27, 2013 8:21pm UTC
    In the woods, white people be like: "Billy? Where are you Billy?"
    Black people be like: "Man forget Billy! Billy's dead!!"
    
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13. BatmanChick18
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    July 27, 2013 5:19pm UTC
    *My dog walks over to my friend.*
    Me: *Pays no attention.*
    Friend: Krista...your dog's walking on me...Krista..what is he doing..? Hey..! HEEELLP!!!
    Me: *Looks over to see my dog humping friend and starts laughing.*
    Friend: Help! I can't get him off me!
    Me: Continues to sit there and laugh hysterically.*
    Good times. XD
    
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14. BatmanChick18
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    July 21, 2013 5:20pm UTC
    The only thing worse than hearing Cindy Lauper on the radio at IHOP is the lady 2 tables away singing along.
    
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15. BatmanChick18
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    July 21, 2013 12:01am UTC
    Who are you to tell me that I'm less than what I should be, who are you?
    I don't need to listen to the list of things I should do. I won't try.
    
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16. BatmanChick18
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    July 20, 2013 11:54pm UTC
    Lisa: I read books like you drink.
    Homer: Then you have a serious problem.
    
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17. BatmanChick18
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    July 20, 2013 11:51pm UTC
    Sleep is my drug, my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. Yup, I'm an addict.
    
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18. BatmanChick18
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    July 20, 2013 2:00pm UTC
    It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
    There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
    I bless the rains down in Africa
    Gonna take some time to do the things we never had
    
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19. BatmanChick18
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    July 15, 2013 8:10pm UTC
    Hold me hostage and never let me go...
    
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20. BatmanChick18
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    July 15, 2013 8:06pm UTC
    Close my eyes, let the whole thing pass me by. There is no time to waste asking why, I'll run away with you by my side.
    
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