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Barbieeface

1. Barbieeface
   posted a quote
   January 25, 2011 6:28pm UTC
   I look for a man with a V.C.R... Very. Cute. Rear.
   
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2. Barbieeface
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   January 25, 2011 6:26pm UTC
   My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems.
   
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3. Barbieeface
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   January 25, 2011 6:24pm UTC
   Poof! Be Gone!
   Your Breath Is Too Strong!
   Poof! Come Back!
   I Found A Tic-tac!
   
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4. Barbieeface
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   January 25, 2011 6:23pm UTC
   *Life was so much easier when your clothes didn't match and boys had cooties*
   
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5. Barbieeface
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   January 25, 2011 6:21pm UTC
   Are you a cop?
   I swear there's no blood in my alchohol 'occifer!
   Would you like a doughnut?????
   
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6. Barbieeface
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   January 25, 2011 6:20pm UTC
   I'm funny,
   you're funny looking.
   So, we have something in common.
   But I still don't like you.
   So go away.
   
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7. Barbieeface
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   January 25, 2011 6:16pm UTC
   I was standing in the park, wondering why frisbees got bigger as they got closer. Then it hit me.
   
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8. Barbieeface
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   January 25, 2011 6:16pm UTC
   God made men first because you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece.......
   
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9. Barbieeface
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   January 25, 2011 6:14pm UTC
   I went to a party,
   And remembered what you said.
   You told me not to drink, Mom
   So I had a sprite instead.
   Now I'm lying on the pavement,
   And I hear the policeman say,
   The kid that caused this wreck was drunk,
   Mom, his voice seems far away.
   Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom
   Tell daddy to be brave,
   And when I go to heaven,
   Put Daddy's Girl on my grave.
   My breath is getting shorter, Mom
   I'm getting really scared.
   These are my final moments,
   And I'm so unprepared.
   I wish that you could hold me Mom,
   As I lie here and die.
   I wish that I could say,
   "I love you, Mom!"
   So I love you and good-bye..
   
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10. Barbieeface
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2011 6:13pm UTC
    It takes a minute to
    have a crush on someone,
    and hour to like someone,
    a day to love someone,
    but it can take a lifetime
    to forget someone.
    
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11. Barbieeface
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    January 25, 2011 6:10pm UTC
    Teacher: If you had $1.00 and you asked your Dad for $3.50 How much money would you have?
    Student: $1!
    Teacher: you obviously can't add.
    Student: you obviously don't know my dad. :(
    
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12. Barbieeface
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    January 25, 2011 6:07pm UTC
    If a kiss were a raindrop,
    I'd send you showers.
    If hugs were a second,
    I'd send you hours.
    If smiles were water,
    I'd send you the sea.
    If love was a person,
    I'd send you me.
    
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13. Barbieeface
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    January 25, 2011 6:04pm UTC
    Your friends will wipe your tears after a boy rejects you. My friends will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay, isn't it?
    
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14. Barbieeface
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    January 25, 2011 6:03pm UTC
    He handed her a dozen roses 11 real ones + 1 fake one. He told her he would love her til the last rose died.
    
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15. Barbieeface
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    January 23, 2011 7:08pm UTC
    The FIRST DAY we met, we barely talked. When we did, we couldn't;t even look each other in the eyes because how nervous we were. The FIRST TIME we hugged, i felt the warmth of your heart. The FIRST TIME we held hands, i knew that i would never let you go. The FIRST TIME we kissed, i feel HEAD OVER HEELS <3
    
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16. Barbieeface
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    January 23, 2011 6:24pm UTC
    Today-Forever
    Tomorrow-Forever Over /:
    
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