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1. whoaitsnessa
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   June 23, 2011 7:50pm UTC
   I consider myself a Crayon
   I may not be your favorite color, but one day you will need me to
   complete the picture.
   
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2. Muffin1811
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   June 23, 2011 7:50pm UTC
   On the last day of school my reading teacher told me I need to find new friends. And she wonders why nobody likes her... -Muffin1811
   
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4. lautnerbabe96
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   June 23, 2011 7:51pm UTC
   FML #4
   Today i told my husband that im going to get a bathingsuit from the Victorias Secret Catalog
   he replied " are you going to get the body to go with it?"
   
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5. KVelarde
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   June 23, 2011 7:52pm UTC
   Him- Hayyyyyyyy :p
   Me- wow that's all i get just a ":p"
   Him- Hey babe<3,better?
   Me- hehehe<3 yes(:
   * even though him and i are jut friends, i see him a something else.♥ *
   
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6. pluto*
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   June 23, 2011 7:52pm UTC
   Did you get braces?
   No, I just randomly decided to pimp my teeth...
   
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7. xPrettyxGirlxRockx
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   June 23, 2011 7:53pm UTC
   So lets be a scrapbook couple ;
   Smile in every picture... && fight behind the camera
   
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10. xx_ScreamoCupcakes_xx
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    June 23, 2011 7:53pm UTC
    Pretty Smiles And Makeup
    hide so much these days♡
    
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14. whoaitsnessa
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    June 23, 2011 7:55pm UTC
    COP: "You look drunk. Say the alphabet Backwards." DRIVER: "Dude, i can't even do that when im Sober."
    
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17. useyourbrain
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    June 23, 2011 7:56pm UTC
    i hate it when people ask for the truth then you tell them ...but they get angry at you
    azelnuts
    
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18. lautnerbabe96
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    June 23, 2011 7:56pm UTC
    FML #5
    Today i found out that my boyfriends uses me for 2 things
    1.) my food
    2.) my sister
    
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19. xxcarlaannxx
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    June 23, 2011 7:56pm UTC
    If Strippers Are Now Called
    ..Exotic Dancers..
    Shouldn't Drug Dealers Be Called
    Exotic Pharmacists?
    nmf. quote from facebook likes. :)
    
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20. IDontCareAnymore52
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    June 23, 2011 7:56pm UTC
    Sorry honey, but the world
    doesn't revolve around you.
    So stop being a
    b i t c h
    and get over yourself.
    
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