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KT_143
posted a quote
March 12, 2013 7:42pm UTC

What if he's your Romeo,
but you're not his Juliet?
That means you're his Rosaline and you survive the friggin' play.

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Travis Allred*
posted a quote
March 12, 2013 8:19pm UTC

Girls never get mad FOR no reasons.
It may be over something small or stupid.
But there is always a reason.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
March 12, 2013 7:30pm UTC

If there isn't at least one thrift store that has a sign that says,
"We sell your granddad's clothes, you'll look incredible." then they're doing something wrong.

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
March 12, 2013 6:55pm UTC

Why is there air in chip bags?
The air is actually nitrogen gas.
The nitrogen helps the chips to stay fresh
and not rot inside the bag. It also makes
it so the chips don't get crushed during packaging.
So unless you want to buy rotten and crushed
chips keep complaining about the extra air.

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Rajsonkar
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March 2, 2013 12:08pm UTC

My life would be awesome if
my phone never ran out of
battery and my fridge never
ran out of good food.format rajsonkar

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
March 2, 2013 12:03am UTC

Stop unfollowing me. This is my only
source of self esteem.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
March 2, 2013 11:00am UTC

The ridiculous thing is that I'm actually really smart,
but I manage to be the dumbest person alive.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
March 2, 2013 4:03pm UTC

You know,
I still wait for your messages,
as sad as it may seem.
I haven’t given up the thought that
you’ll come back to me.
I think about it day and night,
and even in my dreams

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
March 2, 2013 10:16am UTC

Plot Twist: All exams get cancelled because the government finally realizes that they are actually just marking students for their memory and not their intelligence and teenagers should be experiencing life and having a good time instead of sitting and memorizing stuff that they're not going to use in the future.

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
March 2, 2013 1:12pm UTC

*Me In Church*
On the outside: *Looking at the priest doing nothing*
On the inside: *Having this amazing story in my head where ninjas break in through the windows, and I have to rescue all the scared people in the church. Then I save the day and everyone loves me.*

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
March 2, 2013 11:24am UTC

Ever realize that in most classes the work is called questions, but in math
they're called problems? That really says something.

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lilbit3
posted a quote
March 1, 2013 9:24pm UTC

Me in the summer: what month is it
Me during school: It's March 5th 2013 10:45 AM approximately 7.5 seconds until 10:46

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writtenrain*
posted a quote
March 1, 2013 9:27pm UTC

COULD WE PLEASE
BRING BACK
Lizzie Mcguire
The Sweet Life of Zach and Cody
Even Stevens
The Proud Family
That's So Raven
Lilo and Stitch the Series
Phil of the Future
Cory in the House
Sunday Morning Cartoons
Drake and Josh
Baby Loony Toons
iCarly
Sabrina the Teenage Witch
The Amanda Show
Avatar: The Last Airbender
"Recess"
Rugrats
Neds Declassified School Survival Guide
Zoey 101
Dexter's Lab
COULD WE PLEASE
BRING BACK GOOD T.V?

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
March 2, 2013 11:22am UTC

Person: You're blocking the view
Me: I am the view

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hermione23katniss
posted a quote
March 1, 2013 9:34pm UTC

I think all the wittians
NEED TO COME TOGETHER AND MAKE A HARLEM SHAKE VIDEO.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
March 2, 2013 10:20am UTC

Reasons why I'm single
One: I annoy people
Two: I'm never anyone's first choice
Three: I screw stuff up
Four: I'm just bad with relationships
Five: I'm not liked
Six: I'm not even good looking
Seven: I spend my whole life locked away in a dark room with food and a laptop

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
March 2, 2013 4:09pm UTC

One late night,
you are up in your bedroom
when you hear your mom calling you downstairs.
You are halfway down the staircase when all of a sudden,
you see your mom in front of her bedroom door,
terrified, she whispers,
‘Don’t go downstairs. I heard her, too.’
Who do you believe?

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
March 2, 2013 10:14am UTC

Teacher: When corals get stressed, they die
Classmate: If I was coral, I would be dead
Me: What does coral even get stressed about?

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