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  1. Iwishyouweremine Iwishyouweremine
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2011 2:25am UTC
    If a bra is called an "over the shoulder boulder holder"
    what are boxer's called?
    Under the butt nut hut?

  2. gymnastics_gal123 gymnastics_gal123
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2011 5:54pm UTC
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    Wouldn't it be cool if your iPod could detect
    your mood and make a playlist for you?
    nmf
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  3. xxbabexx xxbabexx
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2011 12:56am UTC
    us girls...
    we love it when you kiss us on the cheek.
    when you kiss us while we are in the middle of saying something.
    when you play with our hair.
    & when you wrap your arms around our waste.
    <3

  4. taylorx216x taylorx216x
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2011 8:12pm UTC
    I wanna be the girl...
    he gives his hoodie to wear &
    cuddles up next to me when its
    cold. i want him to come up
    behind me & wrap his arms
    around my waist, catch me off
    guard & whisper in my ear...
    you look beautiful

  5. kateb123 kateb123
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2011 6:00pm UTC
    ♥Maybe he's doing the same thing as me... maybe he wants so bad to call me, but just won't because I haven't called him... then again, maybe I shouldn't fill myself with false hope that he might just be missing me like I'm missing him.

  6. kateehkrackwhore kateehkrackwhore
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2011 8:42am UTC
    My head says
    "who cares?"
    But then my heart whispers
    "you do, stupid..."

  7. eve123 eve123
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2012 3:25pm UTC
    Zoey May
    Im so sick of boys being such dicks!
    Like • Comment • 27 minutes ago
    Toby Jackson
    In 7th grade, I beggen Mr.Williams to let me be your lab partner. I suggested you came round 5 times to do our project, you said no each time. I did the project alone, all of it. In 8th grade, I sent you 3 valentines cards, candy and a rose. You gave the rose to somebody else and threw the cards away. In 9th grade, at the school social, I asked to dance with you. You said "Yes, give me 5 minutes, I need to go to the bathroom." You never came back, and I was left waiting for you. In 10th grade, I bought us two tickets to go and see your favourite band. You said thanks, then took the tickets and gave one to your friend. Now, in 11th grade, I'm confessing this, where everyone can see, to show that actually, girls can be dicks too.
    26 minutes ago · Like
    True stuff

  8. torisgorawr torisgorawr
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2011 12:34pm UTC
    cheerleading isnt a sport?
    oh really?
    let's see you lift a 120 pound girl in the air, throw her, and then catch her.
    let's see you jump four feet in the air to do a toe touch.
    it doesnt take brains?
    hello. try memorizing a cheer or a dance with out any brains.
    you say dancing is a sport though?
    it is, but we dance too.
    100 push-ups a day, 100 v-ups, 100 chin-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 crunches. flip after flip after flip. lifting living, breathing, solid people. thats exactly like lifting weights, cuz we do reps too. cheerleading isnt only getting a crowd going. cheerleading is practicing for months for a competition.
    cheerleaders aren't smart? honey, i'm one of the top 20 in my grade. cheerleaders are bitchy? i'm also one of the nicer people at school, i'm just not afraid to stand up for myself.
    cheerleading is confidence. cheerleading is tough. cheerleading is trust. cheerleading is friends. cheerleading isnt only team.
    cheerleading is family.

  9. WordsFail_MusicSpeaks WordsFail_MusicSpeaks
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2012 8:55pm UTC
    when the room clears
    I'm still here. who am I when I'm alone

  10. Xx_BrokenInside_xX Xx_BrokenInside_xX
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2011 5:55pm UTC
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  11. imMaggiehewwo imMaggiehewwo
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2012 8:46pm UTC
    Yes, mom;
    I would jump too if my friends jumped
    off a bridge
    because they obviously saw something really uber awesome
    if they even thought about jumping for it.

  12. theunicorn theunicorn
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2011 6:49pm UTC
    Christmas #14:
    Anyone else agree that...
    Christmas was 60% better when we all believed in santa?

  13. XxprettixX XxprettixX
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2011 2:37pm UTC
    Format by XxprettixX
    ♥-------------♥
    The Problem With Seeming Strong
    Is that people think they can hurt you whenever they want.
    ♥-------------♥
    Format by XxprettixX Removal of this credit is punishable by death. :)

  14. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2011 9:04pm UTC
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  15. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2011 3:32pm UTC
    I'm the kind of girl
    That when I cry, I cry.
    When I fall for someone, I fall too hard.
    People tell me I'm too intense when it comes to emotions.
    I'll do anything to be around you.
    I don't always look perfect and sometimes I get insecure.
    And I may have flaws,
    But I'll love you better than
    anyone else ever could.
    format ThatsSoMeee ♥

  16. neonbubbles neonbubbles
    posted a quote
    November 26, 2011 5:28pm UTC
    His smile. His eyes. His lips. His hair. His
    laugh. His hands. His smirk. His
    teasing. His humor. His weird faces.
    The way he walks.
    Fave if you thought of someone.

  17. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2011 3:34pm UTC
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  18. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2011 7:30pm UTC
    Either my spidey senses are tingling,
    or my foot just fell asleep

  19. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2011 3:27pm UTC
    I wonder if he stays up until 2 a.m. thinking about me.
    I wonder if when he hears a certain song he thinks about me.
    I wonder if he thinks about things to say to me every morning.
    I wonder if when he feels sad he thinks about my smile.
    I wonder if when he sees me he thinks "Wow, she's beautiful."
    I wonder if he thinks about me before he goes to sleep.
    I wonder if song lyrics remind him of me.
    I wonder if he looks at me when I'm not looking at him.
    Probably not.

    format ThatsSoMeee ♥

  20. JustDropItLikeItsHot JustDropItLikeItsHot
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2011 8:57pm UTC
    She hardly eats,
    And never sleeps.
    Makeup stays on,
    Her confidence? Gone.
    So much beauty,
    Can't you see?
    She just can't live up,
    To what you want
    her to be.
    credit to jess96

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