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  1. zer0* zer0*
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2013 5:47pm UTC
    friend 1: i can draw really good
    friend 2: i can write really good
    friend 3: i'm really good at sports
    friend 4: i'm really beautiful
    friend 5: i can dance really good
    me:
    me: i can breathe really well
    me: chokes
    oh.

  2. thatgirl6219 thatgirl6219
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2013 2:54pm UTC
    HERE'S TO THE BOYS
    here's to the boys who don't think they're good enough
    here's to the boys who have scars on their wrists
    here's to the boys who refuse to eat anything
    here's to the boys who lie awake at night thinking about everything they ever did wrong
    here's to the boys who don't get nearly enough credit for what they have to go through
    here's to the boys who suffer from depression, anxiety, or are suicidal
    here's to the boys who don't always get the girl
    here's to the boys who are waiting for their happily ever after
    here's to those beautiful boys who don't realize how wonderful they are.

  3. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2013 2:43pm UTC
    hey taylor, if you knew he was trouble
    when he walked in, why did you date him then?

  4. SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2013 8:43pm UTC
    The words I speak
    are the thoughts
    I think out loud.

  5. SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2013 4:55pm UTC
    I love you, you idiot.

  6. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2013 4:33pm UTC
    Not gonna lie-
    i s p e n d 85% o f m y t i m e ,
    i m a g i n i n g d i f f e r e n t
    s c e n a r i o s i n m y h e a d .
    Phillies99's Format
    my quote.

  7. Andreaxoxo Andreaxoxo
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2013 3:13pm UTC
    does it depress you?
    to know how lonely you really are?

  8. GigiSaysHi GigiSaysHi
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2012 8:27pm UTC
    If you've ever been called
    "ugly"
    put this as your quote
    and whoever sees it must check out your picture
    &
    whoever ♥'s it
    disagrees
    stole, changed format tho.

  9. Maddie_8 Maddie_8
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2013 5:52pm UTC
    Most people want a relationship
    I just want a hamburger that looks like the ones in the commercials.

  10. JakeBowden JakeBowden
    posted a quote
    December 30, 2012 9:32pm UTC
    AY BBY Y U TYP3 LYK DI5?!
    Don't be ratchet.

  11. maddieee* maddieee*
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2012 2:10pm UTC
    Everyone has
    that one secret they can't even tell their best friend

  12. oursong oursong
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2012 2:11pm UTC
    sometimes,
    when i'm really bored...
    i like to lay down
    on my kitchen floor
    and pretend i'm a crumb.
    nmf


  13. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  14. maddieee* maddieee*
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2012 8:14am UTC
    Be yourself
    An original is worth more than a copy<3
    Nmq, I just liked it :)

  15. scropie scropie
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2012 3:35pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  16. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2012 1:49pm UTC
    "I am the most jealous boy in the world,
    when i'm with my girlfriend.
    i always kiss her so that people
    know that she is mine."
    - Zayn Malk
    Format Credit to OneDirection

  17. converse97 converse97
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2012 1:44pm UTC
    Weird Thought
    In 100 years
    Facebook will have millions of unactive accounts
    of dead people.
    should i do a series?(:

  18. AlwaysandFerrever AlwaysandFerrever
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2012 6:36pm UTC
    You don't have to read..
    But if you do, I love you.
    Mom got a call from the doctor.
    They said that her blood cells are low.
    They said that she could have ..
    cancer..

  19. maddieee* maddieee*
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2012 3:16pm UTC
    Nothing hurts more
    than finding out the person you love so much doesn't love you back

  20. Sebastian_isTheName Sebastian_isTheName
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2012 5:01pm UTC
    Girls' Logic:
    When you like a guy, do nothing about it and expect him to magically know and make the first move.
    :/

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