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  1. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2011 8:21pm UTC
    City person:
    Bow chicka wow wow!
    Country person:
    brown chicken, brown cow!;)

  2. yeahbuddy123 yeahbuddy123
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2011 3:03pm UTC
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    ♥♥♥♥♥
    Everytime I need to spell bananas
    I sing ''Hollaback girl'' in my head.
    ♥♥♥♥♥
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  4. Mollyyy Mollyyy
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2011 7:31pm UTC
    Today in my math class...
    we were talking about what we are going to wish for on 11/11/11, and this popular, normally dick-ish guy goes "I'm going to wish that my grandmother lives another 10 years."
    My opinion of him totally changed.

  5. XxprettixX XxprettixX
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    November 9, 2011 10:37pm UTC
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    Hi! I'm on my period
    Can I punch you?
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  6. ohhey777 ohhey777
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2011 10:41am UTC
    Jack and Jill
    went up the hill
    to smoke some marijuana.
    Jack got high pulled down his fly
    and asked Jill if she wanna?
    Jill said yes
    Pulled up her dress
    and had a little fun,
    but stupid Jill forgot the pill,
    and now they have a
    SON!

  7. madalynmarie madalynmarie
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2011 4:23pm UTC
    so, i'm really bored.
    fave this & i'll creep on your profile and tell you the thing i like most about you based on my
    first impression.


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  9. XxprettixX XxprettixX
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2011 4:28pm UTC
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    Everyone needs to stop
    making fun of Justin Bieber!
    She's just a little girl!!
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  10. JustDropItLikeItsHot JustDropItLikeItsHot
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2011 6:15pm UTC
    Can you find the the mistake?
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
    ♥ if you found it..

  11. neonbubbles neonbubbles
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2011 10:10am UTC
    Fave if you support gay marriage. ♥

  12. ilovemyflute ilovemyflute
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2011 8:52pm UTC
    I laugh at my own texts
    before I send them
    because I'm just that funny.
    nmq

  13. kclove5 kclove5
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2011 11:57am UTC
    Things that arelonger than Kim's marriage #7:
    a conversation with him.

  14. wolflover852 wolflover852
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2011 11:58am UTC
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  15. Runner4Life1998 Runner4Life1998
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2011 2:43pm UTC
    Dear 6,
    Please stop spreading rumors about me eating 9. You shouldn't be talking. I hear you guys do some pretty nasty things...
    Sincerely, 7.

  16. Zaaraa225 Zaaraa225
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2011 4:17pm UTC
    "(>^_^)>#
    i made you a waffle
    #<(^_^<)
    but then i was like...
    (>^#^<)
    im hungry
    (>^_^)>
    so i ate it.

  17. An'* An'*
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2011 4:45pm UTC
    you've just lost the girl
    who would've done anything to be your everything. ♥

  18. Austin21 Austin21
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    October 28, 2011 11:10pm UTC
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  19. loveismymiddlename loveismymiddlename
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2011 11:11pm UTC
    SOMETIMES I think that maybe if I was as pretty as her, or as skinny as her. Or maybe even as POPULAR as her you would like me.... But then I realized if I WAS as pretty as HER or as SKINNY as HER or as POPULAR as HER... I WOULDN'T BE ME AND YOU WOULD BE IN LOVE WITH HER NOT WITH ME♥

  20. Livelovedance97 Livelovedance97
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2011 11:08pm UTC
    You think I'm full of myself? Why? Because I stand up for myself when someone makes a comment? Because I'm not ashamed of what my body looks like? Because I've finally realized that it doesn't matter if I'm not the prettiest girl around, what matters is that I'm confident as who I am? Well if that makes me full of myself, then I'm perfectly content with that. I like me just the way I am.

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