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Austin21
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November 26, 2011 7:03pm UTC

♥
for a follow

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SkyeXD
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December 2, 2011 10:20am UTC

So, Today I was in Walmart getting the latest Grand theft auto game & I had to explain to the lady at the register what it was because she didn't quite know ; So I Said it was about "A black guy who robbs strippers, Beat's people with golf clubs,& Steals cars," So she left to go get the game, And when she came back she had gotten "Tiger woods PGA Tour"
Never laughed so hard....♥
nmf. . TRUE STORY.

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gretaababess
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December 2, 2011 12:05pm UTC

FAVE
and i will blow up your notifications!

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xXbritney26Xx
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November 26, 2011 6:40pm UTC

0 favs - Im ugly.
5 favs - Im okay.
10 favs - Im cute.
15 favs - Gorgeous.
20 favs - Hot damn!

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suntansummer
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November 26, 2011 2:35pm UTC

Dude.
Tell your pants it's not polite to point.

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_Hey_Bro_
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November 25, 2011 4:59pm UTC

Oh gosh..
my parents had one attractive child(;

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GoxOutxWithxAxBangx3
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November 25, 2011 4:51pm UTC

THAT MOMENT WHEN YOU JUST WANT TO SCREAM
F.UCK IT
because you're life is going terribly,
and everything is going wrong.
But you know what, dxaxrxlxixnxgx?
You gotta stay strong.
and your life will get better.
So when life gives you 10 reasons to cry,
give it 1000 reasons to smile.

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ilovedance143
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October 13, 2011 11:19am UTC

Try holding the shift button while clicking the fave button ..

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x3wittyfades
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April 15, 2011 5:00pm UTC

when you're home alone and
someone knocks on your door;;
10% say "who is it?"
64% look through the peep hole.
25% open the door
1%-Crawl around on the ground like a ninja and look through the window very quietly to make sure it isn't a masked murder
fave if you're that 1% (;

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brwneydgrl
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March 26, 2011 9:18pm UTC

Click the ♥
if you love Jesus,
and your
not ashamed to
say so.
(:
Notmyformat.

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silje_x3
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August 1, 2011 5:37pm UTC

If you were born in the 90's
The best P.E. lessons involved
a rainbow colored parachute

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anch0redships
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November 21, 2011 3:41pm UTC

click to see this quote

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livsbestfriendryan
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November 19, 2011 10:20pm UTC

what do you call a fake noodle?
AN IMPASTA.

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AlreadyGone
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November 15, 2011 7:45pm UTC

1-800-273-8255
this is the suicide hotline.
Click the heart if you are willing to save a life.

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KayKayy456
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November 14, 2011 9:12pm UTC

Find the gay person....
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Cant do it?
Thats because were all humans and were all the same.
♥

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ThatOneGirlNamedEmily
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November 14, 2011 9:45pm UTC

Ily.
AWWW. Babe, spell it out. It makes it so much more special. ♥ ;)
I'm leaving you.

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ThatsSoMeee
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November 15, 2011 3:13pm UTC

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theunicorn
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November 14, 2011 9:26pm UTC

i miss your smile,
But i miss mine more

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XxprettixX
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November 15, 2011 12:49am UTC

format by XxprettixX
People who
Think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.
Format by XprettixX Removal of credit is punishable by DEATH.

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ThatsSoMeee
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November 15, 2011 3:52pm UTC

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