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Audreygurl8

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Member Since: 10 May 2011 07:39pm

Last Seen: 20 May 2012 12:02pm

user id: 173143

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Vas Happenin'? Welcome to my profile! I love making quotes and answering your questions! If you have any ideas for my quotes, please tell! I also love making stories, but I need some ideas.
So, if you do have any ideas, please comment my new account them. 
If you follow me, I will follow you. If I forget, just comment on my wall to remind me. 
My favorite One Direction band member is Liam, but, of course, I love them all. Who is your favorite? Tell us in the comments!
I would love for you to favorite my quotes. It means a lot! Also, please comment on them, too!
I will not be adding new quotes to this account anymore. So here is my new account
Love ya all,
xx. Audrey
 
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  1. Audreygurl8 Audreygurl8
    posted a quote
    May 12, 2012 8:57pm UTC
    Would you be interested in reading this? If I get 30 faves, I will write the story.
    It's not there.
    I have an imaginary friend. I don't tell anybody, though. Her name is Piper. Piper Fellington is what I call her. But what's weird is, I can't control when she is there or not there. It's almost like she is real.
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  2. Audreygurl8 Audreygurl8
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2012 8:31pm UTC
    It's funny how
    one day
    change your whole life.
    Do not steal. This qoute is mine.
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  3. Audreygurl8 Audreygurl8
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2012 8:12pm UTC
    Boys used to say
    "Eww, cooties!"
    Now boys say
    "Ooh, boobies!"
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  4. Audreygurl8 Audreygurl8
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2012 12:53pm UTC
    Dear Kids,
    when you look under your bed for monsters, what do you plan to do when you find the monster?
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  5. Audreygurl8 Audreygurl8
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2012 12:37pm UTC
    We stopped looking
    for monsters under our beds,
    when we found out they were inside us.
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  6. Audreygurl8 Audreygurl8
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2012 3:35pm UTC
    In a perfect world♥
    Love would last a lifetime,
    Everyone would be kind,
    Death wouldn't exist,
    Jesus would be alive,
    Starvation would be defeated,
    We wouldn't abuse our children,
    We wouldn't abuse animals,
    We wouldn't kill animals for food,
    Bullying wouldn't exist,
    No one would commit suicide,
    No one would be slaves,
    Everyone would be equal,
    There would be a cure for cancer,
    And we all be
    Happy☻

  7. Audreygurl8 Audreygurl8
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2012 2:23pm UTC
    You- Hey
    Me- Hey
    You *No reply*
    Me- You said "Hey" because??

  8. Audreygurl8 Audreygurl8
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2012 12:24pm UTC
    Me- I met this really awesome and cute guy at school today!
    Friend- Really what's his name?
    Me- Mike.
    Friend- What do you know about him so far?
    Me- That he's cute! *Squeal*

  9. Audreygurl8 Audreygurl8
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2012 11:11am UTC
    SweatBandit Gave me an idea...I can write a story♥But I need some...ideas.Favorite...If I should write a story. CommentYour ideas.

  10. Audreygurl8 Audreygurl8
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2012 10:57am UTC
    Am I the only one here that doesn't care about The Hunger Games?

  11. Audreygurl8 Audreygurl8
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2012 10:51am UTC
    You text a whole paragraph to your friend
    and all they say is "K."
    It's like thanks. You really put a lot of effort into saying "K."
    After I just texted a whole paragraph that took me 10 minutes to type.

  12. Audreygurl8 Audreygurl8
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2012 10:45am UTC
    That Awkward Moment When...someone says that they like your shirt and you thank them, but then you realise that they were talking to someone else.

  13. Audreygurl8 Audreygurl8
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2012 1:13am UTC
    Me: Hey.
    You: Hey.
    Me: What's up?
    You: Nothing really.
    Me: I'm so bored.
    You: Me too. BRB.
    Me: K.
    *1 hour later*
    Me: Where did you go? You are still not back yet.
    *2 hours later*
    You: I'm back.
    Me: Finally.
    You: G2g.
    Me: OMG
    You: *Logs off*

  14. Audreygurl8 Audreygurl8
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2012 12:34am UTC
    It's not about waiting for the storm to pass...It's about learning to dance in the rain♥
    nmq

  15. Audreygurl8 Audreygurl8
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2012 12:20am UTC
    That moment when you meet someone. You realise that you are in love with them. He asks you on a date and you say yes. You run to the mall and pick out a cute outfit. You drive back home and write about him in your diary. He picks you up around 8:00 and you hop in his car. He drives you to a fancy resturaunt and you eat together. He orders salad for you, and he gets himself a steak. You eat and chat. He stares into your eyes and you think he loves you, too. He kisses you. Now this is the moment that will never be forgotten. When the date is over, he drops you off at home. You change your facebook status from "Single" to "In a relationship". You write about your date in your diary. The next day, you get to school and talk about him with your friends. You tell them how cute, funny, and adorable he is and how much you love him. You have your normal day and you talk to him in the hallways in between classes. You sit next to him in class. The next day you get home. Another month goes by. You go to school that day and you find him kissing another girl. You thought he loved you. You thought he was going to be with you forever. You thought you were going to be married some day, have kids, and live happily ever after. You thought he ment those words when he said, "I love you," and "I will always be with you, forever and always." You run home and cry saying he is such a jerk! And that you hate him. But if you hate him, stop crying. Move on. He is a jerk, a cheater, a player, and a guy that doesn't deserve to have a beautiful girl like you. If you want to find the right guy, it will take some time.

  16. Audreygurl8 Audreygurl8
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 11:32pm UTC
    This is me when someone tells a joke:
    *Cracks up laughing*
    *Laughs when understands the joke*
    *Laughs when thinks it funny*
    10 minutes later:
    *Is still laughing*
    ___________________________________________________________________________________

  17. Audreygurl8 Audreygurl8
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 11:23pm UTC
    Sometimes , You just gotta lie, to be a friend. Like when some asks you, "I gotta a new shirt. Do you like it?" In your mind you're like, "That is the ugliest shirt I ever seen." You really want to be honest, but you don't want to hurt them. So you just say, "It's cute!" When people say they don't lie, they just did. Because I'm sure this happens to them everyday.

  18. Audreygurl8 Audreygurl8
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 11:13pm UTC
    Me: Hey.
    You: Hi.
    Me: Guess what?
    You: What?
    Me: The funniest thing just happened to me at school today.
    You: Really?
    Me: Yeah. Me and her were talking and she threw a cupcake at me and I threw one back. It turned into a big food fight in the lunch room. *Cracks up laughing*
    You: *Has no expression* Guess you had to be there....
    Me: -______-

  19. Audreygurl8 Audreygurl8
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 11:06pm UTC
    School punishments are confusing.
    Do they know what suspending means? It means missing school. I'm pretty sure that people actually want to miss school.

  20. Audreygurl8 Audreygurl8
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 11:02pm UTC
    “You are the love of my life.”
    "OMG! You're a ghost?"

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