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  1. fern26 fern26
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2014 10:03pm UTC
    What you don't know will leave a scar.

  2. DunGoofed DunGoofed
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2014 12:49am UTC
    When people are being stupid, I just... ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) UGHHH


  3. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. Lifehappens Lifehappens
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2014 11:11am UTC
    Life's too short even care at all.

  5. Undersea Undersea
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2014 6:36am UTC
    Friend: how many cats do you have?
    Me: 5
    Friend's logic: Woah, that's almost 100.

  6. imfreakinawesome* imfreakinawesome*
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2014 6:37am UTC
    Can You Create Something
    Beautiful and then
    DESTROY It?
    --Disasterology; PTV

  7. D* D*
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2014 7:01am UTC
    The 45 lesson
    1. Life isn’t fair, but it’s still good.
    2. When in doubt, just take the next small step.
    3. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone.
    4. Your job won’t take care of you when you are sick. Your friends and parents will. Stay in touch.
    5. Pay off your credit cards every month.
    6. You don’t have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.
    7. Cry with someone. It’s more healing than crying alone.
    8. It’s OK to get angry with God. He can take it.
    9. Save for retirement starting with your first paycheck.
    10. When it comes to chocolate, resistance is futile.
    11. Make peace with your past so it won’t screw up the present.
    12. It’s OK to let your children see you cry.
    13. Don’t compare your life to others. You have no idea what their journey is all about.
    14. If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn’t be in it.
    15. Everything can change in the blink of an eye. But don’t worry; God never blinks.
    16. Take a deep breath. It calms the mind.
    17. Get rid of anything that isn’t useful, beautiful or joyful.
    18. Whatever doesn’t kill you really does make you stronger.
    19. It’s never too late to have a happy childhood. But the second one is up to you and no one else.
    20. When it comes to going after what you love in life, don’t take no for an answer.
    21. Burn the candles, use the nice sheets, wear the fancy lingerie. Don’t save it for a special occasion. Today is special.
    22. Over prepare, then go with the flow.
    23. Be eccentric now. Don’t wait for old age to wear purple.
    24. The most important organ is the brain.
    25. No one is in charge of your happiness but you.
    26. Frame every so-called disaster with these words ‘In five years, will this matter?’
    27. Always choose life.
    28. Forgive everyone everything.
    29. What other people think of you is none of your business.
    30. Time heals almost everything. Give time time.
    31. However good or bad a situation is, it will change.
    32. Don’t take yourself so seriously. No one else does.
    33. Believe in miracles.
    34. God loves you because of who God is, not because of anything you did or didn’t do.
    35. Don’t audit life. Show up and make the most of it now.
    36. Growing old beats the alternative — dying young.
    37. Your children get only one childhood.
    38. All that truly matters in the end is that you loved.
    39. Get outside every day. Miracles are waiting everywhere.
    40. If we all threw our problems in a pile and saw everyone else’s, we’d grab ours back.
    41. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.
    42. The best is yet to come…
    43. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.
    44. Yield.
    45. Life isn’t tied with a bow, but it’s still a gift.”

  8. Infinity on high* Infinity on high*
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2014 3:26am UTC
    what if neighbourhoods were organised by genres of music we'd all have so many friends

  9. Infinity on high* Infinity on high*
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2014 3:42am UTC
    The world breaks everyone, and afterward,Some are strong at the broken places. ~ Ernest Hemingway

  10. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2014 1:46pm UTC
    When I get comfortable with a person,
    I start using them as footrests and pillows.


  11. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  12. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2014 3:10pm UTC
    I knew you were a muggle when you walked in. XD

  13. SokuDragonBallZ* SokuDragonBallZ*
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2014 2:24am UTC
    I was once, Possible, Maybe, Perhaps A Cowboy.
    -Asking Alexandria c;

  14. dapz95 dapz95
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2014 3:33am UTC
    Human kind cannot bear
    very much reality
    - T. S. Eliot -

  15. * Sabaism * * Sabaism *
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2014 8:35am UTC
    So in celebration to it being Ash Wedneday
    I will burn all the houses of my enemies
    And make crosses out of the ashes.

  16. lostindaydream lostindaydream
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2014 11:19pm UTC
    In art class:
    My friend: Come help me!! You have an artistic sense!
    Me: No, I don't. I have no senses at all.
    Other Friend: Yeah, she lacks common sense, too.
    Me: ... Sadly that's true.

  17. Blurryface* Blurryface*
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2014 11:26pm UTC
    "We all have chapters we would rather keep unpublished."
    -Downton Abbey

  18. ArcticBrittany ArcticBrittany
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2014 11:32pm UTC
    Can you tell from the look in our eyes?
    We're going nowhere
    We live our lives like we're ready to die
    We're going nowhere.
    -Shadow Moses (Sempiternal)

  19. tayzilla tayzilla
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2014 12:43am UTC
    You are not fat.
    You have fat.
    You also have fingernails
    But you are not fingernails.


  20. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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