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As_long_as

1. As_long_as
   posted a quote
   November 21, 2012 6:16pm UTC
   Sweat is fat crying
   
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2. As_long_as
   posted a quote
   November 21, 2012 5:34pm UTC
   Q:When's the best time to
   tell
   someone you're in love with
   her/him?
   A:Before someone else
   
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3. As_long_as
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   November 20, 2012 5:32pm UTC
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4. As_long_as
   posted a quote
   November 19, 2012 7:42pm UTC
   Condoms don't protect at 100%.
   The proof;
   Yesterday, my friend was wearing one of them when he was walking on the street.
   A bus hit him and he die.
   Moral: NEVER
   TRUST
   CONDOMS
   
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5. As_long_as
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   November 19, 2012 7:25pm UTC
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6. As_long_as
   posted a quote
   November 19, 2012 6:57pm UTC
   *add a quote*
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   third minute: 0 like- 0 comment
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   Everybody else: errr my quote sucks
   Me: PARTYYY TIMEEE!! MY FIRST AND LAST "LIKE" !! WOUHOU!!
   
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7. As_long_as
   posted a quote
   November 19, 2012 6:51pm UTC
   When you see a landscap worthy of the best pictures of the universe...
   Or
   you don't have your camera or anything to take pictures
   or
   the picture isn't like you see it
   Damn life
   
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