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ducky_the_impossible
posted a quote
March 15, 2014 6:22am UTC

I would like to thank my arms,
for always being by my side.
My legs, for always supporting me.
My fingers, because I can always
count on them.
And my hips, for not lying!

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ducky_the_impossible
posted a quote
February 13, 2014 2:21pm UTC

I hate that feeling when you really don't have any
emotion.
You feel so empty.
You're not happy, you're not sad, you're nothing.
Your mind is spinning, but you can't feel anything.

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ArmagedonNinjaX
posted a quote
February 13, 2014 2:11pm UTC

Life is almost like a cake with a cherry filling. You have to get through the drama, fakes, and depression before you find the good stuff in life. Except on Valentine's Day where the guy reminds you you don't have a date and gives you more cake with no filling. Then, it's not worth it.

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Elementpurple13*
posted a quote
February 11, 2014 11:10am UTC

I AM OFFICIALLY CHANGING VALENTINES DAY
TO
"PICKACHU DAY".
WHO'S WITH ME??

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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ArmagedonNinjaX
posted a quote
February 3, 2014 1:45pm UTC

I feel like some sort of relationship maker or doctor.
Everytime I like someone, life goes into the source code and is like
"What's that? You like her? BAM She's got a boyfriend when you just started getting close to her."
Just my luck.

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ArmagedonNinjaX
posted a quote
January 25, 2014 1:52am UTC

Why is it that someone can look in the face of death and smile, and yet struggle to talk to the one they find affection to?

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michellie
posted a quote
January 25, 2014 1:01am UTC

PEOPLE OFTEN
FORGET
THAT
KINDNESS
IS FREE.

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Fay*
posted a quote
January 25, 2014 1:52am UTC

having a crush is like having that
little piece of rock stuck in your shoe
and you stop walking and shake it out
and you're pretty sure it's gone but
the a half hour later you feel it under
your toe and you are like oh no

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1mrsseguin9
posted a quote
January 24, 2014 11:25pm UTC

STOP BEING SO NICE AND SWEET AND CUTE AND PERFECT! I CAN'T LIKE YOU!!

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ArmagedonNinjaX
posted a quote
January 22, 2014 1:42pm UTC

So NASA says that a strange rock appeared in front of the rover after taking another picture. Best description that NASA, the huge science aerodynamics group involving space discoveries, was that it looked like A JELLY DONUT. Ladies and gentlemen, if you don't recall, JFK said "Ich bin ein berliner" which translates to....I'm a jelly donut. WHICH MEANS: JFK IS FROM MARS, AND THAT PEOPLE FROM BERLIN, MARS. Just as your....fun theory of the day :D

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ArmagedonNinjaX
posted a quote
January 23, 2014 3:15pm UTC

*Fighting with nerf guns*
Friend: Dude....these are nerf guns. Aren't we a little too old for these?
Me: Ages 8 and up dude, that's us!

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ArmagedonNinjaX
posted a quote
January 19, 2014 9:59am UTC

I heard life's pretty complicated being a sour person.
So according to other people, I must've become a real sweet guy :D

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ArmagedonNinjaX
posted a quote
January 19, 2014 6:53am UTC

They say that beer and weed helps you rid of your problems. Not mine.
My alternative way is a journey through Skyrim and the rest of Tamriel,
the Mushroom Kingdom,
Hyrule,
being on a battlefield,
saving the Polaris Galaxy,
defending ManCo.,
and trying to catch and collect all pokemon.
Truly, the key to ridding yourself of your life's problems, is to rid the problems of another.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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sleepinginmemories*
posted a quote
January 19, 2014 4:18am UTC

Words do hurt, you know.

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srtecstasy
posted a quote
January 19, 2014 4:18am UTC

Love & FastFood have 1thing in common
You'll never get the same as they seem

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ICECREAMFOREVER
posted a quote
January 19, 2014 5:13am UTC

Harry Potter fans: I wanna go to Hogwarts.
Narnia fans: I wanna go to Narnia.
Hunger Games fans: Nope I'm good.

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*crybaby*
posted a quote
January 19, 2014 6:38am UTC

Allergies are weird as heck. You can snap a humans leg in half and they can recover but if you eat this peanut u dead

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Elementpurple13*
posted a quote
January 16, 2014 11:50am UTC

***me impersonating JK Rolwing***
ok.....
lets see.
last book.
well, dumbledore died already....
Hey! why don't we kill dobby?
and lupin....
and fred.....
and lavender..
oh, voldermort's a bad guy... he's gotta die.
why don't we throw in snape and bellatrix along with that?.....
and while all these people are dieing....
why can't harry potter hit the sack for a couple of minutes?

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