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  1. TheBrokenSmile TheBrokenSmile
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2011 9:54am UTC
    Favorite this quote if..
    You're in the middle of heartbreak.
    You're battling cancer.
    You've lost a friend.
    You've changed this year.
    You think you're ugly, worthless, and imperfect.
    You've been bullied this year.
    You've been cheated on.
    Someone in your family has died.
    Something has happened this year that has changed things forever.
    You've gotten major surgery this year.
    You're depressed.
    Favorite this quote if..
    you're going through something that no one could
    ever understand and you feel so alone sometimes, and
    so worthless. Favorite this quote, and I'll be there for you.

  2. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2011 4:28pm UTC
    I still think
    1990 was 10 years ago.

  3. puffhair4321 puffhair4321
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2011 3:01pm UTC
    --What's that? A hat?--
    CRAZY, FUNKY, JUNKY HAT
    Overslept. Hair unsightly.
    Trying to look like Keira Knightley
    We've been there, We've done that
    We see right through
    YOUR FUNKY HAT
    Fav if you remember this song.
    A follow for the first 10 people who can tell
    me where this song is from. :)

  4. An'* An'*
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2011 7:01pm UTC
    the sad thing is,
    no matter how much he hurts me, i would still do anything for him. ♥

  5. fairytaledreamer fairytaledreamer
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2011 9:17pm UTC
    Drake and Josh:
    'Headaches! You give me headaches!'
    fave if you can imagine who said this;
    comment their name!

  6. xoxocynthia xoxocynthia
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2011 9:53pm UTC
    Imagine
    if you called a wrong number, and the person you called was a celebrity
    -Hello? Mom?
    -No. This is Lady Gaga.

  7. Lalalalaurenx3 Lalalalaurenx3
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2011 11:15am UTC
    1990
    -
    1999
    The 90's babies. Click the heart if you are to, then comment your year (:
    i'm 1994 ! (: .

  8. xhelloxgoodbyex xhelloxgoodbyex
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2011 11:00pm UTC
    "dont hate me cause im beautiful"
    trust me honey, thats not why we hate you
    nmq/f

  9. girlnextdoor1456 girlnextdoor1456
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2009 3:24am UTC
    Answering machine message #5
    Twinkle, Twinkle little star, bet your wondering where we are?
    Well, put your mouth up to the phone
    And leave us a message for when we get home.
    And if you can make your message Rhyme,
    We'll call you back in half the time!!!!!

  10. girlnextdoor1456 girlnextdoor1456
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2009 4:23pm UTC
    Answering machine message #1
    Sing Barney (the purple dinosaur):
    I'll call you, cause you called me. We're the ______ family. So leave your
    name and number at the tone. Sorry that we're not at home.
    should I do a series?

  11. luckylady11 luckylady11
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2011 8:17pm UTC
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  13. madelineandie madelineandie
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2011 6:34pm UTC
     
     
    I LOVE HOW THERE'S THOSE EXTREMELY PRETTY GIRLS WHO TAKE LAUGHING PICTURES THAT TURN OUT GORGEOUS, BUT WHEN I TAKE A LAUGHING PICTURE I LOOK LIKE A
    DYING HORSE...
     
     

  14. DerpyMcFuckles DerpyMcFuckles
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2011 7:20pm UTC
    Jason is online. you type "Hey:)"
    Jason is offline.
    Make a "Yo Momma" joke
    The person's mother is dead.
    Open the door for someone.
    Suddenly, a huge line of people appears.
    Recieve a gangster handshake
    You can't do it right.
    You don't understand what a person said.
    You say "Haha." they were asking a question.
    Wait for the right time to say something.
    Get interuppted.
    Walking in a trio on the sidewalk.
    End up in the back. Every time.
    Phone rings.
    Wait a few rings to answer to seem like you were doing something.
    Wave back at a hot guy.
    He wasn't waving at you.
    Teacher asks you to do them a favor.
    Pray to god it doesn't involve going into another classroom.
    Call yourself fat
    No one argues.
    AIM; XXPRINCESSXX
    "Yeah, I made it in like the 5th grade..."
    Fix hair in someone's car window.
    Someone was in it.
    Stranger sits next to you at lunch
    Sit there awkwardly and silently.
    Admit it, you can relate. XD

  15. giggle_girl giggle_girl
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2011 6:37pm UTC
    when i was younger,
    i always drew the sun on the corner of the paper

  16. zebracase zebracase
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2011 9:40pm UTC
    In your bed:
    it's 6:00, you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 7:45.
    At school:
    it's 1:30, you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it's 1:30.


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  18. fly_away_with_me fly_away_with_me
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2011 9:33pm UTC
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  19. eatmyshorts eatmyshorts
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2011 6:42pm UTC
    I think Lady GaGa just
    puts glue on herself and rolls around in random items.
    twitter*
    not my format*

  20. justtwinkle justtwinkle
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2011 8:15pm UTC
    THATACKWARDMOMENT
    When 9billion beliebers turn up at Justin Bieber's wedding singing "That Should Be Me"
    notmyformat

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