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DeviledEyes
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December 20, 2012 4:37pm UTC

SAY THIS:
"wonder action" really fast!
fave if you get it ;)
♥

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hope*
posted a quote
December 20, 2012 4:05pm UTC

i like him.
he likes her.

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blondetalk
posted a quote
December 19, 2012 9:21pm UTC

The 3 Most Annoying Days this week:
Thursday, Dec 20th: "Omg we die tomorrow!"
Friday, Dec 21st: "Omg were gonna die today!"
Saturday, Dec 22nd: "We didn't die! Ha ha told you so.."

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legit7
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December 19, 2012 9:12pm UTC

She hates herself.
She wants straighter hair.
She wants white, straight teeth.
She wants an acne free face.
She wants tanner skin.
She wants less chapped lips.
She wants prettier eyes.
She wants perfect eyebrows.
She wants normal looking ears.
She wants smaller feet.
She wants to be taller.
That's only physical appearances.
She wished he would fall in love with her.
Oh, and he did.
But there was a sick twist to this story.
He kissed her best friend.
Why would he do this?
She doesn't know.
She has bad grades.
She's failing a few classes.
She hates her ex boyfriend, he harrasses her.
She hears him make jokes about her size in class
She tells him to stop.
He doesn't. He finds this funny.
She feels neglected, like her friends are ignoring her.
She feels unwanted & unloved.
She feels hopeless.
Her and her boyfriend are on a break right now.
She misses him terribly.
She is starting to starve herself.
But the thing nobody knows is...
...that girl is me.

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Hayleeismyname
posted a quote
December 19, 2012 9:09pm UTC

Me: Hey mom
Me: Hey mom
Me: Hey mom why aren't you answering?
Me: *british accent*Helllllooo there mummy!
Me: *gangster accent* yo home skillet? why yo no answer my voice?
Me: IM PREGNANT
Me: I HAVE INTERNET FRIENDS THAT I HAVEN'T MET THAT LIVE ACROSS THE WORLD! AND I RUN MANY BLOGS!
Mom:
Sister:
Dad:
One Direction:
Crush:
Best friend:
Dog:
Invisable friends:
World:
Me: don't judge.

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xoxoedina
posted a quote
December 19, 2012 8:53pm UTC

Me: What time is it?
Person:5 after 3
Me:Why cant you say 3:05

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SubsidingOne

posted a quote
December 19, 2012 8:43pm UTC

When I text someone in the same room as me, I stare at them until they get it.

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OliverLikesTacos
posted a quote
December 19, 2012 8:36pm UTC

Pretending you're happy when you're actually in pain just proves how strong of a person you really are.

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 19, 2012 8:36pm UTC

what if victoria's secret is that
she is actually "victor"?

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xoxoedina
posted a quote
December 19, 2012 8:46pm UTC

" No ipods in school"
Yeah, like Eminem is
going to rap me
the answers

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Spuddy1o1
posted a quote
December 19, 2012 8:47pm UTC

Welcome to Witty Profiles
Here you will find that;
Many people excel in english
We hate society and what it has become
We have experienced a lot
We like to call people peasants
We don't particularly enjoy maths
Enjoy your stay with us, with love from your Witty Family

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 19, 2012 8:40pm UTC

whoever said "the customer is always right"
clearly never worked with the public a day in their life.

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 19, 2012 8:44pm UTC

if someone hates you for no reason,
give them a f/cking reason.

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 19, 2012 8:49pm UTC

here, lemme help you wash the stupid
right off of you... ahhh wait, wait... it's not coming off.

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yourcool
posted a quote
December 19, 2012 8:38pm UTC

how many spoonfuls of B/tch
did you have this morning?

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x0x_jay_x0x
posted a quote
November 14, 2012 11:12pm UTC

Now he's your boyfriend;
He used to be my friend, my bestfriend,
my cuddle buddy, my good morning text,
my good night text, my tear stopper,
my secret keeper, my shoulder to cry on,
who I was 'talking' to, who I'd text all morning
until I got to school, my every morning hug,
who I'd text all during school, who sat with me at lunch,
who walked me to class even though it was all
the way on the other side of the building, who I'd
text all night, who sent me :) and <3
He's who I thought I'd end up with,
but now he's your boyfriend...
He used to be my everything.

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x0x_jay_x0x
posted a quote
December 10, 2012 11:02pm UTC

You don't like me like that ? Okay.
Don't text me like that.
Don't look at me like that.
Don't try to hold my hand like that.
Don't put your arm around me like that.
Don't hug me like that.
Don't flirt with me like that.
Don't try to kiss me like that.
Don't lead me on
AGAIN.

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Nikki Sixx*
posted a quote
December 19, 2012 5:31pm UTC

It's really rude to talk while I'm interrupting

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Squilliam Fancypants*
posted a quote
December 19, 2012 5:32pm UTC

A young man fills out an application for a job and does well until he gets to the last question, “Who Should we notify in case of an accident?” He mulls it over and then writes, “Anybody in sight!”

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Nikki Sixx*
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December 19, 2012 5:38pm UTC

When you're feeling sad, just remember that some moron in the world is pushing a door that says pull

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