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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
January 23, 2014 2:11pm UTC

I tried telling the truth
but then I just got beat up for it

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
January 26, 2014 5:01pm UTC

liking Panic! at the Disco and Fall Out Boy
kinda come hand in hand

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
January 31, 2014 5:43pm UTC

If you ever feel like being a fan will
get you nowhere in your love life
remember that Billie Joe Armstrong from
Green Day met his wife when she came
up to him after one of thier concerts and
asked where she can buy one of his albums

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
March 31, 2013 1:18pm UTC

✝ Happy Easter✝
I hope you all have a fun, happy, and healthy day!
And don't forget what Easter is really about

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
March 29, 2013 6:26pm UTC

Justin Bieber lyrics: Swag, swag, swag on you. Chillin' by the fire while we eatin' fondue.
How many fans Justin Bieber has: Over 1 billion.
Green Day lyrics: Dreaming, I was only dreaming of another place and time where my family's from.
How many fans Green Day has: Around 100 million.
Why?

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Unicornasaurus
posted a quote
March 29, 2013 7:58pm UTC

"Can we still be friends?" Can anyone ever truly be friends again
after a breakup? You give a person your everything. In return,they
learn everything about you, every insignificant fact. But suddenly
they disappear. They arent yours anymore and you some how
supposed to talk to them. There will be awkward pauses where
the "I Love You" used to go and the colorful conversations will
become dull and painful, and even if years pass, you still wont
talk normally because talking to them at all will remind you why
you fell in love with them in the first place.♥

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
March 29, 2013 8:20pm UTC

How is it almost Easter
and there's still snow on the ground?

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Rajsonkar
posted a quote
March 29, 2013 10:11pm UTC

Okay Guys,
So as you may know, Friday, April 6th, 2013 is a very special day for us.
Is it somebody's birthday, you ask?
No, not really. More of an anniversary.
The 10th anniversary of Witty Profiles, actually.
Can you guys believe it?
I only joined last year, but I'm proud to be here.
So on the 6th, whaddaya guys say we throw Wittyprofiles.com
A birthday party?
Here's what I'm thinking:
Everyone will log on as often as they can on that day, and post as many quotes as they can,
and write messages to Steve,
and write the Witty Profiles logo on everything we can, including ourselves,
and change our Facebook, Tumblr, etc. profile pics to the Witty logo,
and tell people we know about Witty.
We have the power to make this happen.
Spread the word and add your name below if you're in!
Have a happy Witty Day, everyone!!
dance818
peacegirl270 rajsonkar
Format-rajsonkar

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JustAnotherWittyGuy18
posted a quote
March 28, 2013 8:38pm UTC

click to see this quote

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Unbroken1
posted a quote
March 25, 2013 8:13pm UTC

normal person: so what do you like to do
me: listen to music
normal person: oh, that's neat, i like music too
me: no you don't understand

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
March 24, 2013 4:24pm UTC

Those Wittians
who you secretly get more and more
jealous of every time they change their picture

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ChocoTaco
posted a quote
March 24, 2013 5:20pm UTC

*My thoughts before I go to sleep*
Me: I hope I did all my math homework.
Me: Whatever I better have a study hall tomorrow.
Me: Why can't it be the weekend.
Me: *Looks at clock*
Me: Dear Jesus I only have four hours left to sleep!!
Me: I should pray...
Me: Dear God please help people stop being such peasants.
Me: Amen.
Me: Maybe I should put more effort into my prayers then God might hear me...
Me: *Closes eyes*
*Something falls off dresser*
Me: AHHH IT'S A GHOST!! TURN ON THE LIGHTSSSS
Me:*Hides under covers for next fifteen minutes*
Me: Oh why me? This is a terrible life.
Me: People don't understand how hard I try to be friendly.
Me: *Thinks of some really emotional stuff*
Me: *Starts crying*
Me: *Puts on music to calm myself down*
Me: *Cries harder*
Me: Crap I just wasted an hour of sleeping time..
Me: Need. to. concentrate.
Me: *Creates amazing story in my head where I am gorgeous and my favorite celebrity falls in love with me*
Me: *Falls asleep*

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pinapplesealover3
posted a quote
March 19, 2013 6:29pm UTC

That depressing moment when you dip your cookie into
milk for too long, it breaks off, and then you wonder
why bad things happen to good people.

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
March 19, 2013 8:14pm UTC

Attractive Person: Hi, I'm a jerk.
Attractive Person: Hi, I'm twice your age.
Attractive Person: Hi, I have a girlfriend.
Attractive Person: Hi, I live on the other side of the world.
Attractive Person: Hi, I don't like you.
Attractive Person: Hi, I don't actually exist.

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
March 19, 2013 8:17pm UTC

Look into his eyes.
Grab his waist.
Whisper into his ear "ravioli, ravioli, give me the formuoli."

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
March 18, 2013 6:42pm UTC

When I finally see my favorite band in concert
Me: *crawl up on stage*
Me: I'm your biggest fan.
Me: *slowly walk up to them*
Me: *lick them*
Me: *lick the stage*
Me: *lick the amps*
Me: *lick the instruments*
Me: *lick them more*
Me: *move like an inchworm across the stage....licking*
nmq

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JustAnotherWittyGuy18
posted a quote
March 18, 2013 6:58pm UTC

Alex is back in the hospital
Thought we were out of the rough...
:c
he stopped breathing in his sleep,
he's on a machine,
they fear he could have another stroke
<3 Pray for my baby <3

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daisybug2000
posted a quote
March 18, 2013 8:56pm UTC

The scar's she bare's,
They're like weapons
Of her own.

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Yourbeautiful*
posted a quote
March 16, 2013 11:30pm UTC

Do you ever look look at people and wobder what their story is?
Which ones are hiding the bruises and scars under their clothes.
Which ones are hiding a massive secret/lie.
Which ones are covering up the cuts from last night.
Which ones are trying to hold in the tears to get through the day.
Which ones are struggling at home because of abusive parents.
Which ones are struggling at home being a parent.

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JustAnotherWittyGuy18
posted a quote
March 17, 2013 3:30am UTC

I just need you to understand

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