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jimmy365
posted a quote
December 29, 2012 9:46pm UTC

Remember that I love you.
Remember that I care about you.
Remember that I'm here for you.
And if you kill yourself,
you will kill a part of me, too.

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of_mice_and_lucifer*
posted a quote
December 29, 2012 4:52pm UTC

i dont want food. im so hungry. i dont want food. im so hungry. i dont want food. im so hungry. i dont want food.
i'll be skinny.

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randi*
posted a quote
December 29, 2012 1:03pm UTC

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louis tomlinson
louis tomlindaughter
louis tomlinmother
louis tomlinfather
louistomlinfamily
harry styles
harry grooms
harry shampoos
harry snips
harry shapes
liam payne
liam hurt
liam suffer
liam ache
liam discomfort
zayn malik
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hallo1234
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December 29, 2012 1:37pm UTC

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finding_nemo
posted a quote
December 29, 2012 6:48pm UTC

*my brother's friend telling us what he got for christmas*
him: So I'm at my grandparent's and we're all sitting around opening presents.
him: I open mine from my mom.
him: She gave me hair jel
brother: But you have a shaved head
him: I know. So I tell my mom what am I suppose to use this on? My pubes?
me: You said this in front of your entire family?
him: Yeah.
This kid really has no filter.

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wannabe
posted a quote
December 29, 2012 6:21pm UTC

in french,
you don't really say "I miss you."
You say, "tu me manques"
which literally means,
"you are missing from me"...

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jimmy365
posted a quote
December 29, 2012 9:53pm UTC

me: could i have a large
lady at starbucks: Oh, do you mean a venti?
me: can we not do this

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brigid
posted a quote
December 29, 2012 3:09pm UTC

Katniss rolls around in the dirt killing animals, doesn't shower everyday, and still has two men throwing themselves at her.
I quit.

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BlackButterflies
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December 29, 2012 2:31pm UTC

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happiest*
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December 30, 2012 8:39am UTC

*Me in ten years*
Dominos: Dominos pizza, how can I help you?
Me: Hi, I'd like to place an order.
Dominos: Okay, what can I get for you?
Me: Uhm, hold on, hey babe you wanted a large pepperoni right?
My empty apartment:
Me: Yeah, we'll get a large pepperoni.

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happiest*
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December 30, 2012 8:42am UTC

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Julidanika
posted a quote
August 16, 2012 12:11pm UTC

AT&T M CELL 11:52 AM 78%
Messages
Mom
Edit
Where are you mom?
Coming home from Wal-Mart halfway there Why?
You brought me to Wal-Mart with you...
bravosierra's layout

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MyWittyProfile
posted a quote
August 16, 2012 3:15pm UTC

Dad: I think it's raining out
me: hold on
me: *touches boobs* yeah I think it is...
Dad: o.0

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youaremylove_
posted a quote
May 19, 2012 12:12pm UTC

that awkward moment when you're taking selfies,
and your parents walk in.

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goldcrayon
posted a quote
May 19, 2012 12:13pm UTC

Boys in fights:
I hate you man, f**** you.
Girls in fights:
Your eyes are uneven and your hips are huge. You're so fat I can see you from a mile away. You're also a huge attention seeker. Nobody likes you, you're such a B****. You're so ugly, and that's why no one wants to be with you. You're so dumb, I'm suprised you're passing any of your classes.
I hope you live the rest of your life alone with 72 cats, and then they all run away on your birthday.
I also unfriended and blocked you on facebook.
credit to: twilightgirl995

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ImWillingToxx
posted a quote
May 19, 2012 12:14pm UTC

5,803
You girls/guys who have the top quotes are lucky...
never will I have the chance to EVER reach this.
But I will always smile because I still love making small quotes anyway. ♥

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
May 18, 2012 2:44pm UTC

Look at you
You’re young and you’re scared.
Why are you scared?
Stop being paralyzed!
Stop swallowing your words.
Stop caring what other people think.
Wear what you want.Say what you want.
Listen to the music you want to listen to. Play it loud and dance to it.
Go out for a drive at midnight and forget you have your school
in the morning.
Stop waiting for Friday.
Live now. Do it now. Take risks. Tell secrets.
This life is yours.

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MusicIsLifexoxo
posted a quote
May 18, 2012 4:14pm UTC

The Worst Feeling
is when you're out of tears, but you're not out of pain

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KrissyMchotness
posted a quote
May 18, 2012 4:14pm UTC

I put the "pro"
In procrastination

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