You say Twilight, I say Harry Potter.
You say vampires, I saw wizards.
You say Renesmee the half blood vampire, I say Severus Snape the Half Blood Prince.
You say Jacob Black, I say Sirius Black.
You say Team Edward, I say Team Weasley.
You say Edward Cullen, I'll say "Its Cedric Diggory".
You think Edward and Bella are the perfect dream couple? I say Ron and Hermione are better.
You say Bella, I say "Its Bellatrix".
You say Stephanie Meyer, I say J.K. Rowling.