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Alli9054

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Member Since: 22 Jul 2011 08:54pm

Last Seen: 7 Jul 2013 05:47pm

user id: 198193

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  1. Alli9054 Alli9054
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2012 2:47pm UTC
    Look For The LOWER Case 'L' And You Will Be Kissed tomorrow: LLLLLLLLLLlLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL . Now Look For The Q And Your Wish Will Come True! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOQOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Now Look For The 'N' This Is Really Hard! MMMMMMMNMMMMMMM. Now Find The Mistake: abcdefghijklnmopqrstuvwxyz Now Wish For Something You Really Want After The Countdown! 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 Now Close Your Eyes And Make A Wish! ****** *** *** ****** *** ****** Now post this again. Your Wish Will Come True! You Have 19 Minutes!
    I just reallly want that wish to come true....

  2. Alli9054 Alli9054
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2012 11:31pm UTC
    He calls you "Baby"
    But He calls me beautiful. Wanna know the difference? Respect

  3. Alli9054 Alli9054
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2012 11:18pm UTC
    le 5 year old me: I hafta go to the bafroom!!!
    my mom: I just told you to go five minutes ago!
    me: I didn't hafta go then!

  4. Alli9054 Alli9054
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2012 11:12pm UTC
    Hi, I am Teddy. Once you read this you cannot get out. Finish reading this until it is done! As I said, I am Teddy. I am 7 years old. I have no eyes and blood all over my face. I am dead. If you don't send this to at least 12 people I will come to your house at midnight and I'll hide under your bed. When you're asleep, I'll kill you. Don't believe me? Case 1: Patty Buckles Got this e-mail. She doesn't believe in chain letters. Well, Foolish Patty. She was sleeping when her TV started flickering on and off. Now she's not with us anymore. Ha ha patty, Ha ha! You don't want to be like Patty, do you? Case 2: George M. Simon Hates chain mail, but he didn't want to die that night. He sent it to 4 people. Not good enough George. Now, George is in a coma, we don't know if he'll ever wake up. Ha ha George, Ha ha! Now, do you want to be like George? Case 3: Valarie Tyler She got this letter. Another chain letter she thought. Only had 7 people to send to. Well, That night when she was having a shower she saw bloody Mary in the mirror. It was the BIGGEST fright of her life. Valarie is scarred for life. Case 4: Derek Minse This isthefinal case I'll tell you about. Well, Derek was a smart person. He sent it to 12 people. Later that day, he found a $100.00 bill on the ground. He was premoted to head officer at his job and his girlfriend said yes to his purposal. Now, Katie and him are living happily ever after.The have 2 beautiful children. Send this to at least 12 people or you'll face the consequences. 0 people- You will die tonight 1-6 people- you will be injured 7-11 people- you will get the biggest fright of your life 12 and over- you are safe and will have good fortune! Do What Teddy Says!!!! Hurry, you must send to 12 people before midnight no send backs

  5. Alli9054 Alli9054
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2012 11:06pm UTC
    I want someone to love me. To protect me. But most of all. I want You.
    I love you.

  6. Alli9054 Alli9054
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 6:54pm UTC
    Look For The LOWER Case 'L' And You Will Be Kissed tomorrow: LLLLLLLLLLlLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL . Now Look For The Q And Your Wish Will Come True! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOQOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Now Look For The 'N' This Is Really Hard! MMMMMMMNMMMMMMM. Now Find The Mistake: abcdefghijklnmopqrstuvwxyz Now Wish For Something You Really Want After The Countdown! 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 Now Close Your Eyes And Make A Wish! ****** *** *** ****** *** ****** Now post this again. Your Wish Will Come True! You Have 19 Minutes!
    I just reallly want that wish to come true.... ♥

  7. Alli9054 Alli9054
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2012 6:52pm UTC
    HOW GUYS FLIRT101♥:>
    He stares at you a lot> He hits you a lot(playfully)>He uses the first thing that pops into his head to start a converstaion with you>He yelled, "HI" to your mom that day she picked you up fromschool> He tries to make you laugh anyway even if he gets hurt in the process> His voice gets softer when ever you two talk> You hung up on him. He called you back> You where invited by him to a group outing>He called you to talk about nothing at all.> He imitates your laugh Which makes you laugh even harder> He remembers little things you mention in casual conversation> He sometimes stares straight into your eyes.>He uses every possible way to touch you (your hair, face, thighs, etc.)Now make a wish.Ok stop!!Your wish will come true if you re-post thisIf you don't repost this then you will never get asked outor you will lose the one you love!Repost this in 15 min and your wish will come true in 5 days.Repost this in 10 min and your wish will come true in 3 days.Repost this in 5 min and your wish will come true in 1 day

  8. Alli9054 Alli9054
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2012 6:42pm UTC
    Ok, I'm going to tell you a secret
    I love you<3

  9. Alli9054 Alli9054
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 3:34pm UTC
    I'm not sarcastic.
    I'm just a funny person,
    sorrounded by idiots
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  10. Alli9054 Alli9054
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 2:07pm UTC
    Sorry, it's hard to hear
    when I'm not listening
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  11. Alli9054 Alli9054
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2012 1:16pm UTC
    There's a madness to my method
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  12. Alli9054 Alli9054
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2011 11:43pm UTC
    How do you conduse a blonde? fav for more...

  13. Alli9054 Alli9054
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2011 9:14pm UTC
    HOW GUYS FLIRT101♥:>
    He stares at you a lot> He hits you a lot(playfully)>He uses the first thing that pops into his head to start a converstaion with you>He yelled, "HI" to your mom that day she picked you up fromschool> He tries to make you laugh anyway even if he gets hurt in the process> His voice gets softer when ever you two talk> You hung up on him. He called you back> You where invited by him to a group outing>He called you to talk about nothing at all.> He imitates your laugh Which makes you laugh even harder> He remembers little things you mention in casual conversation> He sometimes stares straight into your eyes.>He uses every possible way to touch you (your hair, face, thighs, etc.)Now make a wish.Ok stop!!Your wish will come true if you re-post thisIf you don't repost this then you will never get asked outor you will lose the one you love!Repost this in 15 min and your wish will come true in 5 days.Repost this in 10 min and your wish will come true in 3 days.Repost this in 5 min and your wish will come true in 1 day

  14. Alli9054 Alli9054
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2011 9:11pm UTC
    That awkward moment when your mom drops you off and gives you kisses in front of your boyfriend -__________-

  15. Alli9054 Alli9054
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2011 11:02pm UTC
    Love, bacon style ;)

  16. Alli9054 Alli9054
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2011 3:18pm UTC
    I love you <3 <3 <3

  17. Alli9054 Alli9054
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2011 9:11pm UTC
    All the good guys are either gay or have no face... bummer
    -the simpsons

  18. Alli9054 Alli9054
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2011 9:06pm UTC
    Ok,Ok,Ok,Ok I'm gonna tell you a secret ...
    Bacon!!!!

  19. Alli9054 Alli9054
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2011 8:54pm UTC
    I gave him everything
    not one request
    he left me anyway
    Life Blows

  20. Alli9054 Alli9054
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2011 8:45pm UTC
    I just haven't met you yet

    nmf nmq credit to smile_every_now_and_then

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