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  1. AllTheBeautifulTimes AllTheBeautifulTimes
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2012 9:50pm UTC
    Yahoo! Answers
    What would you do if you were a girl?
    Best answer:
    If i was a girl, i would get pregnant as many times as possible, then have abortions after the 3rd month of being pregnant so i would deliver a potato 1/3 developed dead fetus, then i would take the fetus, put it in a jar of preservative liquid and put it on a shelf in a secret room in my house, and i would do it until i had so many that the room walls were nothing but potato sized aborted fetuses, then i would have a kid and when they were bad i would make them sit in the fetus room.
    Asker's Rating: * * * * *
    dieing of laughter.

  2. AllTheBeautifulTimes AllTheBeautifulTimes
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2012 8:54pm UTC
    OMG A IS MONA!!

  3. AllTheBeautifulTimes AllTheBeautifulTimes
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2012 7:23pm UTC
    I just realized that BrandonCyrus is
    GONE.

  4. AllTheBeautifulTimes AllTheBeautifulTimes
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2012 4:48pm UTC
    Yahoo! Answers
    How do i get rid if oily face?
    My face is so oily. How do i get rid of it?
    Best answer:
    Getting rid of you face is not recommended, no matter how oily it is.
    Your face serves many functions and you should not try to remove it.
    Asker's Rating: * * * * *
    I saw this.almost died.

  5. AllTheBeautifulTimes AllTheBeautifulTimes
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 7:50pm UTC
    I hate it when people see me at the super market &
    they're like:
    "Hey what are you doing here?"
    &
    Im just like "Oh you know. Hunting elephants"

  6. AllTheBeautifulTimes AllTheBeautifulTimes
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 5:25pm UTC
    I heard you're a player.
    So lets play a game.
    let's sweet talk.
    let's play fight.
    let's talk 24/7
    let's tell eachother good morning and good night everyday.
    let's take walks together.
    let's give eachother nicknames.
    let's hang out with eachothers' friends.
    let's go on dates.
    let's talk on the phone all night long.
    let's hold eachother.
    let's kiss and hug.
    And who ever falls in love first?
    loses.

  7. AllTheBeautifulTimes AllTheBeautifulTimes
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 5:20pm UTC
    Real men wear PIN K?
    No.
    Real men treat girls right.

  8. AllTheBeautifulTimes AllTheBeautifulTimes
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 5:17pm UTC
    Hey Baby,
    Wanna come over to MySpace
    And twitter my YAHOO
    'till I Google all over your
    facebook ?

  9. AllTheBeautifulTimes AllTheBeautifulTimes
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 5:08pm UTC
    True Story
    I'm really sorry, and i still love you.
    You can say sorry a million times, say I love you as much as you want, say what ever you want, when ever or how ever you want. But if you're not going to prove that the things you say are true, then don't say anything at all. If you can't show it, your words don't mean a thing

  10. AllTheBeautifulTimes AllTheBeautifulTimes
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2012 3:59pm UTC
    format by sandrasaurus
    find a guy who
    Calls you BEAUTIFUL, instead of HOT.
    Who calls you back when you hang up on him.
    Wait for the boy who KISSES your forehead.
    Who wants to show you off to the WORLD when you're in sweats.
    Who holds your HAND infront of his friends.
    Who thinks your just as PRETTY without make-up on.
    One who is constantly reminding you of how much he CARES,
    and LOVES being with you,
    and how he is the LUCKIEST guy in the world to have you.
    The one who turns to his friends and says,
    "TH ATS HER!"
    format by sandrasaurus

  11. AllTheBeautifulTimes AllTheBeautifulTimes
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2012 10:17am UTC
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    Oh man guys im famous!

  12. AllTheBeautifulTimes AllTheBeautifulTimes
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2012 9:56pm UTC
    Comment and ill follow you& leave you a compliment!!

  13. AllTheBeautifulTimes AllTheBeautifulTimes
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 8:38pm UTC
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    March 4, 2012 4:57pm UTC
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  15. AllTheBeautifulTimes AllTheBeautifulTimes
    posted a quote
    February 29, 2012 8:37pm UTC
    Today was the best
    i think i found the rightguy

  16. AllTheBeautifulTimes AllTheBeautifulTimes
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2012 1:00pm UTC
    Afraid to die alone?
    become a bus driver.
    format by jimmy365

  17. AllTheBeautifulTimes AllTheBeautifulTimes
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 2:03pm UTC
    I Though This Was
    Witty Profiles.
    Not.
    One Direction profiles.
    AllTheBeautifulTimes

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  18. AllTheBeautifulTimes AllTheBeautifulTimes
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 10:47am UTC
    AllGirlsShouldBeToldTheyAre Pretty
    even if they aren't.
    -Marilyn Monroe♥
    format credit: DamnnTaylerx

  19. AllTheBeautifulTimes AllTheBeautifulTimes
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2012 5:11pm UTC
    _̅_̅(̲̲̲̲̲̅̅̅̅̅̅(̅_̅_̲̅м̲̅a̲̅я̲̅i̲̅h̲̅u̲̅a̲̅n̲̅a̲̅̅­_­̅­_­̅­_­̅­(­)­ڪ
    Young Wild &Free

  20. AllTheBeautifulTimes AllTheBeautifulTimes
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2012 11:56pm UTC
    This is your life.
    Do what you love,
    And do it often.
    If you don't like something. change it.
    If you don't like your job, quit it.
    If you don't have enough time, stop watching TV.
    If you are looking for the love of your life, stop;
    They will be waiting for you when you
    Start doing things you love.
    Stop over analyzing,
    Life is simple.
    All emotions are beautiful.
    When you eat,
    Appreciate every last bite.
    Open your mind, arms and heart to new things
    And people, we are united in our differences
    Ask the next person you see what their passion is,
    And share your inspiring dream with them.
    Travel often;
    Getting lost will help you find yourself.
    Some opportunities only come once,
    Seize them
    Life is about the people you meet, and
    The things you create with them,
    So go out and start creating.
    Live your dream
    And share your passion.
    Life is short.

    nmf. nmq

:)

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