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AliceHuckleberry

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Member Since: 2 Aug 2011 10:34pm

Last Seen: 2 Sep 2012 09:41pm

user id: 202872

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  1. AliceHuckleberry AliceHuckleberry
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2012 12:05am UTC
    I'm no Lil Wayne; but I can make your bed rock ;)

  2. AliceHuckleberry AliceHuckleberry
    posted a quote
    February 29, 2012 5:22pm UTC
    "That awkward moment when the teacher tells you two to stop flirting"
    More like:
    That awkward moment when that's never happened to you.

  3. AliceHuckleberry AliceHuckleberry
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2011 10:20pm UTC
    Do you know karate?
    No, why?
    Cause your body is kickin' ;)

  4. AliceHuckleberry AliceHuckleberry
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2011 6:39pm UTC
    I don't mean to be forward, but:
    I think you're an absolutely gorgeous manifestation of chemical interactions in our perspective multidimensional reality. And I think you'd be beautiful no matter what the shape, or number of dimensions made up that perspective.

  5. AliceHuckleberry AliceHuckleberry
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2011 12:17am UTC
    Words cannot describe how big of a douche bag you are.

  6. AliceHuckleberry AliceHuckleberry
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2011 7:19pm UTC
    The Walking Dead.

  7. AliceHuckleberry AliceHuckleberry
    posted a quote
    October 16, 2011 7:39pm UTC
    You should be a clown for Halloween this year;
    Cause you wouldn't have to wear anymore make up,
    Then you already do.
    :)

  8. AliceHuckleberry AliceHuckleberry
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2011 10:14pm UTC
    Always remember:
    Behind every rain cloud is the sun!
    ☂☁☼☁☂

  9. AliceHuckleberry AliceHuckleberry
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2011 10:11pm UTC
    Seriously girls?
    Stop complaining.
    Not all guys are bad.
    Just like not all girls are good.
    Just cause one guy sucked.
    Doesn't mean that's what all of them are like that.
    ♥♥♥

  10. AliceHuckleberry AliceHuckleberry
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2011 11:10pm UTC
    Potatoes have skin.
    I have skin.
    Therefor, I am a potato.

  11. AliceHuckleberry AliceHuckleberry
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2011 6:23pm UTC
    PLEASE put this on your status if you know someone (or are related
    to someone) who has been eaten by dragons. Dragons are nearly unstoppable and, in case you didn't know, they can breathe fire. 93% of people won't copy and paste this, because they have already been eaten by dragons. 6% are sitting in the shower armed with fire extinguishers, and the remaining 1% are awesome and will repost.

  12. AliceHuckleberry AliceHuckleberry
    posted a quote
    August 21, 2011 3:09am UTC
    Hot like wasabi when I bust rhymes!

  13. AliceHuckleberry AliceHuckleberry
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2011 2:19pm UTC
    That awkward moment when
    Your gun runs out of bullets in a zombie apocalypse

  14. AliceHuckleberry AliceHuckleberry
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2011 12:43pm UTC
    Why can't we just all
    get along?

  15. AliceHuckleberry AliceHuckleberry
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2011 11:28am UTC
    I'm a space bound rocketship and your hearts the moon And I'm aiming right at you, right at you. ~Eminem♥ Format by Sandrasaurus

  16. AliceHuckleberry AliceHuckleberry
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2011 11:08am UTC
    Zombies. 'Nuff said. Format by Sandrasaurus

  17. AliceHuckleberry AliceHuckleberry
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2011 11:02am UTC
    I kinda sorta maybe sometimes like you.
    A lot.

  18. AliceHuckleberry AliceHuckleberry
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2011 10:57am UTC
    So there's this guy..
    ♥웃♥
    And he's kinda my everything.

  19. AliceHuckleberry AliceHuckleberry
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2011 5:34pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  20. AliceHuckleberry AliceHuckleberry
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2011 11:54pm UTC
    There's a f i n e line between wearing makeup ♔
    And looking like you just got gang banged by [|Crayola|>
    ♥ ☼ ♥

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