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Ali_37372

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Member Since: 19 Aug 2011 06:20am

Last Seen: 13 Apr 2012 04:19am

user id: 208986

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  1. Ali_37372 Ali_37372
    posted a quote
    January 30, 2012 8:54pm UTC
    ADMIT IT !!
    You've done atleast one of these :
    1) Walked into a room , forgot what you needed , walked out , and then remembered .
    2) When you were younger you drew the sun in the corner if the paper .
    3) When you were little you thought that the shape of a real heart was ♥
    4) Closed the fridge door really slow , just to see when the light went out .
    5) Tried to balance the light switch between ON and OFF .
    6) Talked into a fan to see what your voice would sound like if you were a robot .

  2. Ali_37372 Ali_37372
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2012 10:28pm UTC
    When i was i child i used to talk into a fan to hear my robot voice(:

  3. Ali_37372 Ali_37372
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2012 9:07pm UTC
    He'stheoneidreamabout
    But he acts like i don't excist . .

  4. Ali_37372 Ali_37372
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2012 3:04am UTC
    Your tounge , pulling the finger , your boobs . . . . Does not make you one bit beautiful and popular . . .
    and will take you no where L:

  5. Ali_37372 Ali_37372
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2011 11:31pm UTC
    When i was younger , i used to sing . . .
    a-b-c-d-e-f-g-h-i-j-k-elemeno-p-q-r-s-t-u-v-w-x-y-z
    :) <3

  6. Ali_37372 Ali_37372
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2011 2:44am UTC
    Homework :
    Half
    Of
    My
    Energy
    Wasted
    On
    Random
    Knowledge;)

  7. Ali_37372 Ali_37372
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2011 2:34am UTC
    Random person from your school : "Did you get a hair cut ?"
    Me : "No it just grew shorter:L"
    nmq

  8. Ali_37372 Ali_37372
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2011 1:11am UTC
    Obsessing over the tiniest things about you crush like ;
    "Oh my gosh he has the same colour pencil sharpener as me . WE ARE SO MEANT TO BE !"

  9. Ali_37372 Ali_37372
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2011 12:18am UTC
    He is finally
    Mine

    Format by Sandrasaurus

  10. Ali_37372 Ali_37372
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2011 12:38am UTC
    Lost your pen = no pen
    No pen = no notes
    No notes = no study
    no study = fail
    fail = no diploma
    no diploma = no work
    no work = no money
    no money = no food
    no food = you get skinny
    skinny = then you get ugly
    ugly = no lover
    no lover = no marriage
    no marriage = no children
    no children = alone
    alone = depression
    depression = sickness
    sickness = death
    Lesson: Don't loose your pen.

  11. Ali_37372 Ali_37372
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2011 5:41pm UTC
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  12. Ali_37372 Ali_37372
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2011 11:42pm UTC
    I hate it when you see someone you know at the supermarket and they are all like. . .
    " Oh hey what are you doing here ??"
    and im just like ,
    "Oh hey ,yeah just hunting elephants"
    :L

  13. Ali_37372 Ali_37372
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2011 4:51pm UTC
    Life is like a swimming pool ,
    the longer you stay in ,
    the wrinklier you get ;)
    -Hannah (littleme123)

  14. Ali_37372 Ali_37372
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2011 5:28pm UTC
    The slutty girls always get there way.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  15. Ali_37372 Ali_37372
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2011 2:15am UTC
    THIS DOG , IS DOG , AN DOG , EASY DOG , WAY DOG , TO DOG , KEEP DOG , A DOG , IDIOT DOG , BUSY DOG , FOR DOG , 20 DOG , SECONDS DOG . . . . .>.<. .
    NOW READ IT WITHOUT ANY OF THE 'DOGS' !!

  16. Ali_37372 Ali_37372
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2011 2:08am UTC
    So today i found a jumping spider in my sink , so what did i do ??? I washed it down the drain with my brothers toothbrush humming "Itsy bitsy spider"
    :DDD

  17. Ali_37372 Ali_37372
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2011 12:23am UTC
    Daughter - IPod
    Son - IPhone
    Wife - IPad
    Husband - I pay -.-

  18. Ali_37372 Ali_37372
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2011 11:55pm UTC
    F is for friends that do stuff together
    U for you and meeeeeeee <3
    N is anywhere at any time at all
    right here in the deep blue sea
    F is for flolic through all the flowers
    U is for Ukulele.
    N is for Nose picking, chewing gum, and sand licking.
    here with my best buddy.

  19. Ali_37372 Ali_37372
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2011 3:31am UTC
    This touched my heart deeply........ I was walking around in a supermarket when i saw a cashier hand this little boy his money back, the boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'' The little boy turned to the old woman next to him, ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' She replied, ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. 'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.' I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.' His eyes were so sad while saying this, 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said, 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.' Then he showed me a very nice photo of himself. He was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.' 'I love my mommy and I wish she didn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.' Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll!'' OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said, 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!' Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!'' 'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' 'My mommy loves white roses.' A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state of mind from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine, and in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: (1) Copy & Paste this on your wall or (2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

  20. Ali_37372 Ali_37372
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2011 4:30am UTC
    Turning into a ninja when you phone rings from a different room !.
    Fav if you do this too .<3

:)

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