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Alaa_69
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July 10, 2011 9:45am UTC

Why is it called COMMON sense when so few people have it?

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Alaa_69
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June 14, 2011 10:50am UTC

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Alaa_69
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June 12, 2011 12:31pm UTC

Bruno Mars had a Grenade, and Tiao Cruz had a Dynamite, so they both threw them at Katy Perry who exploded like a Firework. The bang was so loud that the Black Eyed Peas forgot The Time, while Rihanna had memory loss and ran around saying Whats My Name. Eminem looked around and said I'm Not Afraid, then Willow Smith began to Whip Her Hair, which scared The Far East Movement who began to fly Like a G6. Nelly then woke up and sighed as he said it was Just A Dream.

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Alaa_69
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May 29, 2011 1:41am UTC

Mum : Kids!!! stop running.
Kids : Why?
Mum : Because your going
2 sweat!!!
Bigger bother : But snoop-
dogg wants them too -_-

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Alaa_69
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May 20, 2011 7:14pm UTC

Hey Guys!!! If god uses zombies 2 kill us all...
Play party rock...then they'll just
start shuffling :)

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Alaa_69
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May 20, 2011 9:25am UTC

That awkward moment when ur just chillin in a park then...
Bruno mars walks by dragging a piano with him :L
MINEE :)

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Alaa_69
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May 8, 2011 2:58am UTC

never
give up on
someone you can't
go a day without
thinking about <3

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Alaa_69
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May 7, 2011 10:17pm UTC

[A]vailable - Yes!
[B]irthday - June 10
[C]rush - Eloise;)
[D]rink you last had - Water
[E]asiest person to talk to - My friend Eloise :[
[F]avorite genre of music - Rap
[G]ummy bears or gummy worms - Gummy Bears
[H]ad your first kiss - No
[I]nstrument - Guitar
[J]uice - Fruit Punch or Pear
[K]illed someone - No
[L]ongest trip - Lebanon
[M]ilkshake flavor - Banana
[N]umber of siblings - 4
[O]ne wish - To make her my girl ;)
[P]erson who holds the best memories with you - Greg, Eloise, Nathalie, Hayden...n more
[Q]uiet or loud - Both
[R]easons to smile - Friends and Family
[S]ong: 8 mile
[T]ime you woke up - 9:45
[U]mbrella - say what?
[V]egetable - Carrot
[W]arm at the moment - Yeah
[X]-rays you've had - Arm and shoulder blade
[Y]our favorite animal - Bald Eagl
[Z]odiac sign - Gemini
Thats me!!!

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Alaa_69
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May 7, 2011 8:20am UTC

If you had one shot or one opportunity to seize everything you've ever wanted,
One moment, would you capture it?
Or just let it slip?
Eminem - 8 mile...please fave <3

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Alaa_69
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May 7, 2011 8:16am UTC

It's hard to wait around for something you know might not even happen
BUT...it's harder to give up when you know she's the only girl you've ever wanted.
<3
Mine don't take (:

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May 7, 2011 4:54am UTC

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May 6, 2011 4:22am UTC

Me: I wana be a super hero...can u guess who that super hero is ?
Girl:Spiderman, Superman, Batman???
Boy: *smile* nope
Girl:Soo who is it???
Boy: Y O U R - M A N (:
All mine...don't take please (:

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Alaa_69
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April 5, 2011 7:19pm UTC

My cup of care ----> \_/
Oh look its empty
LOL!!!®

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Alaa_69
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April 5, 2011 6:01am UTC

ILoveYou
Is better than
I love you...because it has no spaces for lies
Best quote ever...coz its true

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Alaa_69
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April 5, 2011 5:56am UTC

Girl’s are like phones, They like 2 b held and talked to,BUT if u press the wrong button u'll be disconnected!

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Alaa_69
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April 5, 2011 3:37am UTC

So there was a girl called ELOISE who always sleeps during class.
One day a teacher comes up to her and says , Eloise, who do we Christians worship?**
*Little jack behind her stabs her with a thumb tack*
Eloise: Almighty God!!!
Teacher: Excellent
The teacher comes up to her a second time, Eloise, Who is our Saviour?
*Little jack stabs her again*
Eloise:Jesus Christ!!!
Teacher:Good!
The teacher comes up to her a third time, Eloise, What did Eve say to Adam after she had her 23rd child?
*Yet again little jack stabs her*
Eloise: You stick that in me one more time n i swear ill break it!!!!
The teacher fainted...

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Alaa_69
posted a quote
April 5, 2011 3:22am UTC

Its called a crush because YOU end up crushed </3

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