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Steve
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November 1, 2013 5:02pm UTC

What if quotes could have a background image?

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Steve
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November 14, 2013 11:45am UTC

Did you hear about the bomb in the cheese factory?
De Brie went everywhere

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abbiemarie*
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January 26, 2014 12:59pm UTC

Yea I'm almost 16, but you if don't think I wasted my weekend watching Hannah Montana on Netflix then you sir, are wrong.

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*♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
posted a quote
December 9, 2013 10:00pm UTC

Me at school: I'm in the club high off purp with some shades on tatted up mini skirt with my J's on! *dances*
My Guy Friend: *watches me*
Me: *looks at him with blank stare*
Me: *gives a sexual face* I'm naughty by nature like I'm hip-hop-hoorayy
Guy Friend: Oh wow!

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OhLookItsMee
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November 8, 2013 12:20pm UTC

There should be a necklace you're born with
that will glow when you find the person you're supposed to be with.

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x_damaged_x
posted a quote
November 3, 2013 5:01pm UTC

I like how you make me laugh and I like
your smile. & I like your freckles, every one
That's a lot. When I see a pretty flower, I
think of you. When I have butterflies in my tummy,
it's probably your fault. I don't mind it though, one
time I dreamt about us, I didn't mind that,
either. We hung out the other night,
you looked beautiful, oh my god.

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MaddiRose
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October 27, 2013 9:56am UTC

A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle.
Girl: Slow down. I'm scared.
Guy: No this is fun.
Girl: No its not. Please, it's too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down! Guy: Now give me a big hug. (Girl hugs him)
Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on? It's bugging me.
In the paper the next day: A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people were on the motorcycle, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him, felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so she would live even though it meant he would die.

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Ofwgkta*
posted a quote
October 13, 2013 10:41am UTC

Be a fruit loop
in a world of
cheerios.

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Ofwgkta*
posted a quote
October 13, 2013 10:38am UTC

I was having a pretty crappy day...
♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡ but then you said hi. ♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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illusi0n✖️*
posted a quote
September 28, 2013 11:20am UTC

how can I face my problem, if my problem is my face?

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Ofwgkta*
posted a quote
October 13, 2013 6:46am UTC

I approached a kid
and asked "What is love?"
the kid answered "Love is when a puppy licks your face"
I laughed, but then he added "even after you left him ALONE all day."

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