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  1. adrenaline adrenaline
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2014 11:18pm UTC
    Format by jannette // _Jannette | cocakoala
    It's amazing how drastically music can change your mood
    © format by jannette

  2. ShortGirlsDoItBetter ShortGirlsDoItBetter
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2013 8:40pm UTC
    part of me wants to be 7 and careless.
    part of me wants to be back in your bed.
    part of me wants to be 40 and settled.
    part of me wants to be dead.

  3. br0kenwings br0kenwings
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2013 1:39am UTC
    I found this on tumblr:
    A solider posted this as his status this morning:
    Some people are asking me what I think about Syria, so here it is.
    I'm tired. I'm tired of people watching their children grow up via Facebook and Skype. I'm tired of hearing aman tell his wife 'I love you' followed by 'I missyou' for an entire year. I'm tired of watching the military divorce rate shoot sky-high. I'm tired of overhearing some teenager tell his mom 'I'm going over there." and hearing her cry from 20 feet away. I'm tired of Veterans waiting years to get the help they deserve and need. I'm tired of empty seats at Christmas dinner every other year and anniversary presents in the mail flying overseas. I'm tired of new men and women walking around with invisible wounds that don't heal.
    Our flag is a beautiful thing - but I'm tired of seeing it draped over a casket. I'm tired of men and women missing pieces of their bodies, minds and souls.

  4. Eli22b Eli22b happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2013 1:31am UTC
    WRITE TO EXPRESS,
    NOT TO IMPRESS.
    WORK FOR A CAUSE,
    NOT FOR APPLAUSE.

  5. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2013 12:43am UTC
    last night i had a dream that there was a Witty convention in Canada and every single person on Witty was there?? and i had to go on stage to give a speech to everyone (????) but i fell off the stage and was caught by Steve, who was actually Morgan Freeman. then it started to snow and everyone got really excited and started snorting the snowflakes like they were cocaine

  6. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2013 8:33pm UTC
    This kid in my grade posted
    a picture of his mcdonald's cup with two straws on Instgram and he wrote:
    "McDonalds Logic: gives you two straws when you order one drink"
    and this other kid wrote underneath that caption:
    "McDonalds Logic: gives you two chins when you order one Big Mac"
    and i'm dEAD HOLY CRAP HAHA

  7. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2013 7:23pm UTC
    Teacher: If you lose your textbook it's a $75 fine.
    Girl in my class: But you can, like, buy a shirt with that.
    Me: Well for $75 at Burlington I bought 3 shirts, 2 pairs of jeans, a dresser, 2 dogs, a cat, 4 houses, and Alex Pettyfer.
    Me: Now that's something to brag about.
    Me: Burlington, Brag about it.

  8. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2013 6:32pm UTC
    I saw this on tumblr and thought that this was absolutely amazing
    Convo between my 7 year old students today:
    Josie: I have a new crushhhhh
    Matt: Me too! On a boy!
    Pearl: You're a boy with a crush on a boy?
    Matt: Yeah, he's really cute.
    Pearl: Oh.
    (pause for a bit)
    Matt: Boys can like boys. I just can't marry him because boys can't marry boys.
    Me: Yes they can. You can marry whoever you want.
    Matt: Really?
    Josie: YEAH! My tia has a wife and now I have a titi and an auntie.
    Matt: Okay. Then maybe I'll marry him.
    Dave: (from across the room) No you can't, you're seven.
    Age was apparently the only foreseeable problem anyone
    of my elementary schoolers could see with gay marriage

  9. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2013 3:17pm UTC
    I think my dad hear me crying cause he just cracked open my door and slid a piece of cake on the floor into my room.
    #This s the kind of parent I want to be

  10. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2013 7:21pm UTC
    I bet most of you guys here on Witty
    Are actually really popular in school, and you just pretend to be losers so the Internet accepts you.

  11. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    September 14, 2013 4:47pm UTC
    Me: *opens witty*
    Witty: Please sign in.
    Me: *signs in*
    Witty: You're already signed in, silly!
    Me: Then why
    Me: the fück
    Me: did you tell me
    Me: to sign
    Me: in.

  12. TellitTotheFrogs* TellitTotheFrogs*
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2013 5:26pm UTC
    Today a officer came into my class to talk about substance abuse.
    He had a few pictures in his hands and he said he already spoke with the family
    and that they were okay with him sharing this story. He showed us a picture of the
    cuteset baby boy I had ever seen. His name was Jason, and he showed us more
    pictures, and he told us how intellegent he was, and what great of an athlete he was.
    But then he said at the age of fifteen, Jason started using marij/uana. At first it was
    no big deal, but then he got hooked. He used marij/uana so much he didn't even get
    a high from it anymore, so he moved onto me/th. Jason's parents had no idea as
    to what was going on, they were just called about Jason's grades going from A's to
    F's. Then they got called into school almost every week due to Jason getting in a
    fight. He was just so angry all the time and he just wanted to fight anyone. One night
    he came home and his mother said something to him he didn't quite like, so he
    slammed her through a wall. When Jason's dad got home, he was so angry, he
    beat Jason senseless. But that didn't help anything. Jason went back to the drugs
    and back to the fighting. He started stealing from everyone for me/th. Then he got
    in more trouble for beating up people. One day Jason and his friends were so
    messed up on drugs, for fun they went driving down the road, attacking people,
    beating some to the point they were in the hospital. Jason got arrested, they all
    got arrested. But Jason's parent's loved that sweet little boy in the baby picture
    so much, they took him in after three years in prison, as long as he got help.
    Jason didn't get any help, he went back to the drugs, he went back to the
    crowd of people he had always hung out wtih. When Jason was twenty five
    years old his parents came home, Jason was there waiting for them. He
    attacked his parents with a knife in both hands and was planning on killing
    both of his parents. His dad had no choice. He shot him, and he was taken to
    the hospital. Jason survived, and he recovered and he went back home. Where
    he returned to the substance abuse. Not long after that, Jason had done it
    for far too long, and he hated himself, and he took his own life. And what was
    worse for the family was Jason had a younger sister. Who was following right along
    in her brothers footsteps. But luckily for her, she some how found her way out. She
    was clean, and she is now a happy thirty four year old woman with two daughters.
    Then the officer looked at us and said "I know what you're thinking 'How do we
    know you're telling the truth?" he paused for a moment, before I almost saw
    a grown man burst into tears, he said "Jason was my son."

  13. * Sabaism * * Sabaism *
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2013 1:38pm UTC
    Okay.
    I'm going to sound really mean
    But I don't care.
    TO THOSE WHOM FOLLOW ME BECAUSE I FOLLOW THEM, NOT BECAUSE THEY LIKE MY QUOTES:
    Please,
    Click the unfollow button.
    I don't want someone to look at their homepage
    And be like
    'Oh great. This dude made another quote. The only reason I'm following him is because he followed me'
    Like seriously.
    I don't care about how many followers I have or whatev.
    I care that they like my quotes
    Thus I conclude,
    If you follow me and hate my quotes
    Please unfollow
    There will be no hard feelings
    I'll actually be glad you did.
    TO THOSE WHOM FAVOURITE MY QUOTES JUST BECAUSE THEY'RE MINE:
    Okay,
    I understand the whole 'Top Quotes need more favs' thing
    But I don't want the fav unless you like my quote
    I don't even want to be on Top Quotes
    Like honestly,
    I'm happy just knowing someone likes what I post
    But if people are going around faving quotes for the fun of it
    Then how do I know if someone actually like it,
    Y'know?
    I'm sorry if you fall into one of the two things listed above
    This quote is not to be offesive or to upset anyone
    Thank you for your understandment

  14. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2013 8:25pm UTC
    Today in school I was listening to these two girls
    conversation and they were talking about blo.w jobs and
    the one girl was like “Do you swallow c.um?” and the
    other one was like “no I heard somewhere that your
    stomach doesnt digest it and it stays in your stomach
    for 7 years” and the other girl was like “I think that’s
    gum” and the other girl was like“no I'm pretty
    sure that it’s cu.m”
    I had to walk away to keep from bursting out laughing

  15. Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2013 7:10pm UTC
    There's this new girl at my lunch and literally anything you say she hears and goes down to guidance to tell to her consular and i was kidding and like 'yeah I'm pregnant'' and during my study hall period I got called down to guidance and that's the story of how my boyfriend, parents and guidance consular thought I was pregnant.

  16. Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2013 7:17pm UTC
    Things Spongebob Taught Me
    1) Moss Always Points To
    Civilization
    2) How To Spell Fun
    3) The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater Is All The Time
    4) The Meaning Of Fun
    5)Friendship Is More Important Than Knowledge
     

  17. SaturdayInJuly SaturdayInJuly
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2013 8:35pm UTC
    My band director: You're rushing! This is a ballad! You've just got to take moments like this slow! Think of it like the first time you held someone's hand and kind of liked it.
    My band director: I would say kissed someone, but we all know y'all haven't kissed anybody.

  18. Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2013 8:43pm UTC
    ❝Make-up is like getting an animal
     face
    painting.
    You may
    look like a super cool with it on but when you take it off
    you're still the same person you were when you put it
    on.❞-My
    cousin
    "

  19. sksx9 sksx9
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2009 4:48pm UTC

  20. Vodka Vodka
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2012 10:54am UTC
    Here's an odd request;
    Vodka wants to write a fanfic.
    About Homestuck.
    But she needs AT LEAST fifteen people to help her out.
    Eleven trolls,
    Four kids.
    See, she's already got her silly fantroll, Rastin.
    (Oh god she's terrible but it's all Vodka's got)
    If anyone wants to help this, uh... worthy cause,
    comment below.
    If you've got a Tumblr, that helps too. c:
    THANKS. <3

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